home fries covered in bacon and melted cheese. option to add jalapenos.
Mozzarella Sticks
$5.50
8 pc. with homemade sauce.
Mushrooms And Ranch
$5.50
Stuffed Jalapenos
$5.50
6 pc. cream cheese filling with homemade sauce.
Chicken Fingers
$4.95
3 fingers with choice of sauce.
Garlic Bread
$3.50
served with a side sauce. option to add cheese.
Raw Fries
$3.25
Celery And Blue Cheese Or Ranch
$2.75
Idiot Extras
Calzone
$6.95
hot italian turnover with ricotta and mozzarella with your choice of toppings and sauce on the side. choice of 3 toppings.
Stromboli
$6.95
italian pastry filled with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions and mozzarella cheese. served with sauce on the side and your choice of chips or pasta salad.
Veggie Stromboli
$6.95
italian pastry filled with spinach, broccoli, mushrooms, and mozzarella cheese. served with sauce on the side and chips or pasta salad.
Idiot Wings
Idiot Dozen
includes celery with blue cheese or ranch.
36 Pc$15.95
24 Pc$11.95
13 Pc$6.95
Wing Basket- 10 Wings And Raw Fries
$7.45
includes ranch or blue cheese.
Idiot's Suggestions
Village Special
pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, onions and black olives.
16"$19.95
12"$14.45
Italia
ham, pepperoni, and salami.
16"$14.95
12"$11.95
Hurricane
red sauce pizza topped with mozzarella with a salad or pasta
16"$11.45
12"$9.95
Maui-waui Special
hawaiian favorite combination of fresh ham and pineapple.
16"$13.45
12"$10.95
Fat Hawaiian
our maui waui but add bacon.
16"$14.95
12"$11.95
Zambiai
pesto sauce, mozzarella cheese, roma tomatoes, onions, sausage, and jalapenos...spicy.
savory blend of blackened chicken, onions, tomatoes and jalapenos...spicy.
16"$16.95
12"$13.45
The Octopus' Garden
spinach, broccoli, tomatoes, green peppers, mushrooms, onions, no fish.
16"$16.95
12"$14.45
The Meaty, Beaty, Big And B....
the meat lovers dream, pepperoni, italian sausage, ham and ground beef.
16"$16.45
12"$12.95
Jason "the Bud Man" Special
pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, onions and double extra cheese.
16"$17.95
12"$13.95
Greek Turner's Onions Special
ground beef and pineapple.............
16"$13.45
12"$10.95
Greek
black olives, feta, roma tomatoes and onion.
16"$16.45
12"$12.95
Bbq Chicken
bbq sauce base with grilled chicken and onions.
16"$14.95
12"$12.45
Meatza
red sauce pie with meatballs, ricotta and mozzarella.
16"$14.45
12"$11.95
Pasta Primavera
pesto pie with artichokes, mushrooms and tomatoes.
16"$16.95
12"$13.95
Rucker
ranch base pie with grilled chicken and bacon.
16"$14.95
12"$12.45
Park Avenue
artichokes, spinach, garlic, tomato and grilled chicken.
16"$18.45
12"$14.45
Italian Flag
white sauce pie with spinach, tomatoes and garlic.
16"$15.95
12"$12.95
The Barnyard
pepperoni, italian sausage, mushrooms, beef, roasted red peppers and feta cheese.
16"$18.95
12"$15.95
The Stinker
anchovies and feta cheese.
16"$13.95
12"$11.95
Salads
Choice Of Dressing. Option To Add Choice Of Chicken To Any Salad.
House Salad
lettuce, tomatoes, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, black olives nad pepperoncini.
Large$4.25
Small$3.25
Greek Salad
feta cheese atop our house salad.
Large$6.25
Small$4.25
Antipasto Salad
$7.50
pepperoni, ham, provolone, and mozzarella cheese atop our large house salad.
Chef Salad
$7.50
ham, turkey and mozzarella cheese atop our large house salad.
Veggie Antipasto Salad
$6.95
artichoke, roasted red peppers, green olives, provolone cheese, mozzarella cheese, atop our large house salad.
Spinach Salad
$6.50
bacon, roma tomatoes, feta with lite raspberry vinaigrette.
Sides
Extra Dressing
$0.54
Side Sauce
$0.25
Pasta Salad
$2.50
Meatballs And Sauce
Garlic Bread
$1.75
Celery
$2.25
the sauce
Pita
$1.00
Mozzarella
$0.50
Chips
$0.50
The Idiot's Specialty Sandwiches-cold
All Served With Chips Or Pasta Salad Or Option To Substitute Raw Fries. Cold Sandwiches Heated Upon Request. All Served With Lettuce, Tomato And Provolone Cheese.
Italian Club
ham, salami and pepperoni.
Whole$8.95
Half$6.45
Turkey Sandwich
Whole$7.50
Half$5.50
Ham Sandwich
Whole$7.50
Half$5.50
Turkey And Ham Sandwich
Whole$7.95
Half$5.95
Veggie Sandwich
peppers, mushrooms, and black olives.
Whole$7.50
Half$5.50
The Idiot's Specialty Sandwiches-hot
All Served With Chips Or Pasta Salad Or Option To Substitute Raw Fries.
Meatball Parmesan
meatballs and sauce served as a sub roll with melted cheese.
Whole$8.95
Half$6.45
Chicken Parmesan
grilled or fried chicken with melted provolone cheese and sauce.
Whole$8.95
Half$6.45
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
tender chicken breast served as a ....... roll with lettuce, tomato, and house made italian dressing.
Whole$7.95
Half$5.95
Jersey Cheesesteak
5 or 10 oz of sliced sirloin grilled with green peppers, onions and melted provolone cheese.
Whole$7.95
Half$5.95
Italian Sausage
italian sausage, peppers, onions and cheese sauce.
Whole$8.95
Half$6.45
Chickee Jersey
grilled chicken with grilled peppers, onions and provolone cheese.
Whole$8.95
Half$6.45
Buffalo Chicken
fried chicken dipped in your favorite wing flavor with lettuce and tomatoes.
Whole$7.95
Half$5.95
Philly Cheesesteak
same as our jersey but with molled cheese sauce.
Whole$7.95
Half$5.95
The Village Idiot's World Famous Pizza
Choose Your Sauce, Size And Any Toppings For Your Own Idiot Creation. Limit 5 Toppings On Slices Please, Only Traditional Red Sauce Available For Slices.