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The Hay Merchant
1100 Westheimer Road
Houston, TX 77006
Uber
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Main Menu
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Chicken Wings
How many do you want? We do them in orders of 6,12,30, and 60. We also have four sauce options; Gochujang, PB&J, Carmalized fish sauce, and classic.
Nacho Fries
Taco meat, refried black beans, cheddar cheese and redneck cheese sauce, cilantro sauce, red onions, and jalapenos.
Warm Pretzel
With a Redneck cheddar cheese dip.
Sweet & Spicy Pig Ears
Trust us, ask your beer neighbor, they are really tasty. Spicy, sweet, crispy and addictive.
House Made Wagyu Beef Jerky
Beef jerky and beer. Need I say more?
Blackbirds Cajun Meat Pies
Crispy little pies made in house…kinda, ask your server about the story.
Cease and Desist Burger
Twice the meat, twice the cheese, but not too big to affect your girlish figure.
Mango Habanero BBQ Pork Buns
Fish Sauce iceberg, mango habanero BBQ smoked pork, tomatoes and cilantro on a fluffy steamed bun.
Turkey Sandwich
Sliced house turkey breast, mayo, lettuce, tomato jam, bacon and swiss; all on some toasted wheat bread and our house made chips.
My Big Ass Greek Wedge
It has baby bibb, house made peperoncini, cucumber, kalamata olive, feta cheese, red onion, celery, bell pepper, fresh mint and parsley, pita chips, and Mediterranean vinaigrette. Add chicken, shrimp, or salmon for a few extra dollars.
Miso Glazed Salmon
Miso glazed Salmon served with a seasonal vegetable and buckwheat noodle salad.
Hay Merchant’s Simple Hummus
Served with pita bread and some veggies.
HUGE Corn Dog
A house battered Hebrew National hot dog served with mustard aioli and a pile of hand cut fries.
Bad-Ass Bowl of Gumbo
Without rice…just like our beers. Chicken and andouille sausage gumbo, Blacksmith scratch biscuit.
Spicy Chicken Tenders
Hop brined and spicy fried pieces of love with honey mustard.
Chicken Parmesan Sandwich
Deep fried hop brined chicken breast, marinara sauce, provolone, and pepperoni “chips” with hand cut fries.
Chicken Fried Steak
With buttermilk whipped potatoes and white gravy.
Brunch
Saturday and Sunday from 11am-3pm.
Cease and Desist Burger
Twice the meat, twice the cheese, but not too big to affect your girlish figure.
Chicken Wings
How many do you want? We do them in orders of 6,12,30, and 60. We also have four sauce options; Gochujang, PB&J, Carmalized fish sauce, and classic.
French Toast Sticks
Fried Bread Pudding, French Toast style.
Cereal
Blacksmith granola, seasonal fruit, and milk.
Pig Ear Taco
Crispy pig ears, scrambled eggs, and hot sauce in El Real flour tortillas.
Fried Shrimp Taco
Battered and fried gulf shrimp with cucumber pico de gallo in El Real flour tortillas.
Goetta
A Cincinnati classic with fried green tomatoes, redneck cheddar sauce, and a fried egg.
Corned Beef Fried Rice
House made Corned beef, fried rice, and fried eggs.
Lap Cheong Pigs in a Blanket
3 house made and rolled Lap Cheong pigs in a blanket. Served with honey mustard dipping sauce.
Enchilada Shrimp Toast
Griddled Texas toast, fried eggs, and creole style shrimp enchilada sauce.
Chicken Parmesan Sandwich
Deep fried chicken breast, marinara sauce, provolone, and pepperoni “chips” with hand cut fries.
The Rice Bowl
“Mushroom slop” and curried scrambled eggs served in a bowl of brown rice.
Tortilla Espanola
Potato and onion confit in a runny Spanish style omlette with roasted tomato relish.
The Breakfast Plate
Buttermilk biscuit and gravy, house made breakfast sausage, bacon and your choice of eggs: fried or scrambled.
Sweet
Cherry Almond Bread Pudding
Stout caramel and Cloud 10 ice cream.
Blondie Waffle
Sundae waffle, Cloud 10 ice cream, and candied pecans.
Smores Pie
Graham cracker, marshmallow fluff, chocolate filling, chocolate shortbread crust.
Cloud 10 Ice Cream Stout Float
The Flavors are always changing, ask us what’s on!
Cloud 10 Push Pops
Beer and ice cream…what else do you need?