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The Angry Elephant Bryan
4282 Boonville Rd
Bryan, TX 77802
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Menu
Healthy Rage
Add chicken, steak or shrimp for an additional charge
Spicy Caesar Salad
$7.99
Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with our custom Caesar dressing, topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro
Chop Salad
$7.99
Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, red onion, applewood bacon, cheddar and bleu cheese served with our house cilantro lime vinaigrette dressing
Seething Sandwiches
All sandwiches are served with house made potato chips
The Chuck Norris "Who You Calling Chicken" Chicken Sandwich
$9.99
If Chuck Norris was president, Isis would be waswas. 1/2 lb. skinless chicken breast topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Kaiser bun
The Chris Christy Cheeseburger
$9.99
The burger that will stop the traffic! Loosen your belt and try it! Black Angus 1/2 lb. burger topped with special sauce, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on a toasted Kaiser bun
The Original Angry Dogs
The Millard Fillmore Dog
Quick, name something interesting about Millard Fillmore! Exactly, but for those who like it boring, enjoy an Eisenberg gourmet beef frank served on a steamed Kaiser bun
- 1/4 lb $4.99
- 1/2 lb $7.99
The Henry Cisneros Mexican Dog
Famed former San Antonio Mayor Henry Cisneros is credited with ushering San Antonio into National Prominence during his tenure. We think this dog might just do the same for us. An Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon pieces, cheddar cheese sauce, guacamole, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed Kaiser bun
- 1/4 lb $7.99
- 1/2 lb $10.99
All Hot and Bothered
The Amnesty Quesadilla
Large 12" tortilla grilled and filled with shredded Jack and cheddar cheeses topped with a scoop of japs pico and sour cream
- Chicken $9.99
- Beef $10.99
Merica Chicken Wings
10 wings seasoned, flash fried and tossed in favorite sauce. Choose a sauce: Naked, Cayenne Pepper Sauce, Buffalo Wing Sauce, Spicy Sweet and Sour Sauce, Chili Lime Sauce
- Single $9.99
- Double $18.99
A Bit Persnickety
The Constitutionalist
$13.99
Shrimp cocktail. 1/2 dozen Texas Gulf Shrimp served with house made tequila cocktail sauce
The Communist
$14.99
Cheese and sausage plate. Edam, smoked Gouda, fontina and manchego cheese, Genoa salami and prosciutto. Served with assorted Carr crackers
indicates a spicy dish