An over the top version of our Hot Fudge Brownie Tower for 6 or more to share! (Please pre-order!)
With Others
Playa Salmon Cakes
$10.00
Grilled salmon & roasted poblano pepper cakes over black bean puree; with avocado tomatillo crème & fresh tomato salsa
Tempura Goat Cheese Balls
$9.00
A mix of lemon zest, thyme, and fresh goat cheese. dipped in tempura batter fried and drizzled with lavender honey
Buffalo Wings
$9.00
With bleu cheese dressing
Nachos**
Tri-color chips, three cheese blend, black beans, jalapenos, sour cream, salsa & guacamole
$10.00
With Ranchero Chicken$12.00
Calamari
$9.00
Honey-jalapeno sauce
Lighter
Hummus Plate**
$8.00
House roasted vegetables, kalamata olives, flatbread
Asian Chicken Wraps**
$11.00
Ground chicken cooked in Hoisin and ginger; served in lettuce cups
Korean Beef Tacos**
$9.00
Marinated flank steak, salsa verde, avocado crème
Big Salads
Upon Request: Ciabatta bread, olive oil & balsamic blend
Apple Walnut**
$11.00
Mixed greens, diced apples & candied walnuts, feta
Mojo Cobb**
$13.00
Marinated chicken, avocado, jack & cheddar cheeses, tomato, black beans, egg & tomato ranch dressing in a fried tortilla bowl
Wild Salmon Caesar* **
$14.00
Broiled or blackened fillet, tossed crisp romaine, croutons, creamy dressing
Before
Starter Caesar Salad**
$6.00
Crisp romaine, croutons, creamy Caesar dressing
Starter House Salad**
$6.00
Tomato, cucumber, red onion, feta cheese, croutons, choice of dressing: ranch, bleu cheese, balsamic vinaigrette, thousand island, oil & vinegar or honeymustard
Soup
Housemade daily
Cup$4.00
Bowl$6.00
Chowder
New England style
Cup$4.00
Bowl$6.00
For Dinner After 5Pm
Upon Request: Ciabatta bread, olive oil & balsamic blend
Prosciutto Halibut* **
$19.50
Snow pea puree, fried leeks, fresh arugula
Sirloin Steak* **
$26.00
A 10oz USDA choice sirloin steak; crushed red potatoes, vegetables & your choice of topping: bleu cheese bacon compound butter, au poivre, chimichurri sauce, sautéed mushrooms in butter
Dad's Meatloaf
$14.00
Housemade, Guinness gravy, crushed red potatoes, beer-battered onion rings
Chicken Parmesan*
$15.00
Chicken breast coated with fresh herbs, panko bread crumbs & parmesan cheese; sautéed & finished with house marinara sauce; served with crushed red potatoes & seasonal vegetables
Grilled Tarragon Salmon* **
$17.50
Tarragon mustard sauce, vegetables & crushed red potatoes
House Favorites
Upon Request - Ciabatta bread, olive oil & balsamic blend; Lunch Potatoes: Roasted Yukon Wedges; Dinner Potatoes: Crushed Red Potatoes
Simply Salmon* **
$15.00
White wine butter sauce, vegetables & potatoes
Etouffee
$15.00
Traditional Cajun specialty with prawns & chicken; steamed white rice
Halibut Fish & Chips
$17.00
Alaskan halibut beer-battered by hand, French fries, tartar & creamy coleslaw
Baked Mac & Cheese
$9.00
Traditional three cheese sauce, elbow macaroni & parmesan crust
Add Chopped Bacon
$2.00
Add Smoked Salmon
$3.00
Add Grilled Chicken Breast
$4.00
Add Cajun Prawns
$3.00
Pesto Pasta
$11.50
Freshly made basil pesto, tossed with spaghetti, olive oil & sautéed cherry tomatoes; topped with toasted Oregon hazelnuts & parmesan
Pasta Provencal
$12.50
Cherry tomatoes, capers, white wine, Kalamata olives, garlic, red pepper flakes & fresh herbs tossed with fettuccini & topped with parmesan
The Best Burgers In The Burbs
Proudly serving Oregon's own Painted Hills natural beef with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion & dill pickles; served with choice of French fries, chips or fruit. Sub a side house salad, cup of soup or sweet potato waffle fries - $1. Gluten free bun available for an additional charge. All burgers cooked to medium unless otherwise requested; please specify temperature and patty size when ordering. Black bean burger patty may be substituted on any burger
Burger of the Moment
We put together some creative combinations so check your TELL menu for our current masterpiece!
M.P.H. Classic*
Broiled beef patty & cheddar
1/3lb$9.00
1/2lb$11.00
Apple, Bacon & Brie*
Grilled apples, black-peppered bacon, brie cheese & Dijon mayo
Housemade with cilantro, green chilies, cumin & panko; served with chipotle aioli, shredded lettuce & tomato
Things On Bread
Sub a side house salad, cup of soup or sweet potato waffle fries - $1
Portlandia Chicken
$11.00
Prepared just like the California burger but we put a bird on it instead
The Club
$9.50
Smoked turkey, Black Forest ham, bacon, Havarti, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise on toasted wheat
Monteaux Cristo
$10.00
Cinnamon egg crusted Bianco bread with smoked turkey, Black Forest ham & Swiss; strawberry sauce
Pulled Pork Sandwich
$11.00
Slow smoked Carlton Farms pork on toasted Kaiser bun with apple coleslaw & Kansas City BBQ sauce
For Lunch Until 3Pm
Sub a side house salad, cup of soup or sweet potato waffle fries - $1
Italian Tuna
$9.00
Albacore tuna mixed with lemon zest, capers, pickled onions & mayo on toasted focaccia with avocado & green leaf lettuce
Crispy Chicken Cone
$8.50
Crushed hazelnut chicken breast, sesame seeds & breading, rolled in a warm flour tortilla with mango jalapeno slaw
Big Turkey
$9.50
Warm smoked turkey, balsamic red onions, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, Dijon aioli on sourdough
Pastrami Reuben
$11.00
Sliced pastrami, sauerkraut, 1000 island & Swiss cheese on grilled rye
The Guido
$9.50
Black Forest ham, balsamic red onion, smoked gouda, Dijon aioli, arugula on sourdough
Quick Combos
No substitutions. To keep it speedy!
Half Sandwich & Soup, Chowder or Salad
$8.00
(Big Turkey, Italian Tuna, Guido or Reuben) & choice of Cup of Soup, Chowder or Side Salad
Side Salad & Soup or Chowder
$9.00
(Caesar, House or Apple Walnut) & choice of Bowl of Soup or Chowder
** Item can be prepared without gluten upon request. *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, seafood, shellfish, eggs, or poultry may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
1/4lb Painted Hills beef with cheddar, lettuce, tomato & French fries
Hummus Plate
$4.00
House roasted vegetables, kalamata olives, grilled flatbread
Nachos
Tri-color chips, three cheese blend, black beans, jalapenos, sour cream, salsa, guacamole
$5.00
With marinated chicken$6.00
Drinks
Draft Pints - All $2 offs
Glass Wine
8oz for 5oz price of any wine!
5oz House Red or White$4.00
Mixed Up Things
$5.00
Featured cocktail
On Tap
Our quest is to offer the best craft beer lineup around so most of our tap handles rotate! $5 Tasting sampler - six 2.5oz pours of beers (denoted with ^)
Tieton - Apricot Cider (Organic), Tieton, Washington ABV 5.7% IBU 45
10Oz$5.00
Victory - Prima, Pilsner Downington, Pennsylvania ABV 5.3% IBU 44
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Boring - Oatmeal Pale Ale Boring, Oregon ABV 5.7% IBU 45
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Bridgeport - Porter Portland, Oregon ABV 5.3% IBU 30
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Southern Tier - Crème Brulee Stout Lakewood, New York ABV 9.5%
10Oz$6.00
10 Barrel - Project Failed Red Bend, Oregon ABV 6.7% IBU 65
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Caldera - Amber Ale Ashland, Oregon ABV 5.4% IBU 24
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Coors Light - Golden, Colorado ABV 4.2% IBU 9
16Oz Pint$3.50
60Oz Pitcher$10.50
Widmer - Hefewiezen Portland, Oregon ABV 4.9% IBU 30
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Ninkasi - Total Domination IPA Eugene, Oregon ABV 6.7% IBU 65
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Up Next
Ft. George - Sunrise Oatmeal Pale Ale Astoria, Oregon ABV 5.2% IBU 49
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Deschutes - Black Butte Porter, Bend, Oregon ABV 5.2% IBU 30
16Oz Pint$5.00
60Oz Pitcher$15.00
Laurelwood - Workhorse IPA Portland, Oregon ABV 7.5% IBU 80
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Out Of The Bottle
Clausthaller Non-alcoholic
$4.00
Bud/Bud Light
$3.50
Corona
$4.50
Widmer Omission Gluten Free Pale Ale
$4.50
Red
Merlot, Vista Point, California
5oz$5.00
8oz$7.00
Bottle$21.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Hahn, California
5oz$7.50
8oz$9.50
Bottle$28.50
Red Blend, Stark Raving, California
5oz$6.00
8oz$8.00
Bottle$24.00
Pinot Noir, Cherry Cove, Oregon
5oz$9.00
8oz$11.00
Bottle$33.00
Zinfandel, Brazin, California
5oz$8.00
8oz$10.00
Bottle$30.00
Malbec, Catena Vista Flores, Argentina
5oz$9.00
8oz$11.00
Bottle$33.00
Port, Sandeman 10 Year Tawny, Portugal
2oz$7.00
White
Chardonnay, Black Oak, California
5oz$5.00
8oz$7.00
Bottle$21.00
Chardonnay, Eola Hills Reserve La Creole, Oregon
5oz$8.00
8oz$10.00
Bottle$30.00
Pinot Grigio, Prendo, Italy
5oz$7.00
8oz$9.00
Bottle$27.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Twin Island, New Zealand
5oz$7.50
8oz$9.50
Bottle$28.50
Sparkling
Prosecco, Lordean Gasparini, Asolo DOCG, Italy
6oz$8.00
Bottle$32.00
Mixed Up Things
We offer a full bar including some locally distilled spirits & specialty cocktails
Tibetan Monk
$8.00
Frangelico, Parrot Bay rum, pineapple juice with roasted coconut on top
You'll love our extensive menu combining traditional "pub" fare and much, much more!
We pride ourselves on well-prepared American fare and versions of Worldwide Favorites (or "country specials" as we call them) from different regions around the world. No matter how exotic or everyday the menu item, the common denominator is our commitment to fresh, seasonal, and local ingredients whenever possible.