Cherry tomatoes, capers, white wine, Kalamata olives, garlic, red pepper flakes & fresh herbs tossed with fettuccini & topped with parmesan
The Best Burgers In The Burbs
Proudly serving Oregon's own Painted Hills natural beef with mayo, lettuce, tomato, onion & dill pickles; served with choice of French fries, chips or fruit. Sub a side house salad, cup of soup or sweet potato waffle fries - $1. Gluten free bun available for an additional charge. All burgers cooked to medium unless otherwise requested; please specify temperature and patty size when ordering. Black bean burger patty may be substituted on any burger
Burger of the Moment
We put together some creative combinations so check your TELL menu for our current masterpiece!
M.P.H. Classic*
Broiled beef patty & cheddar
1/3lb$9.00
1/2lb$11.00
Apple, Bacon & Brie*
Grilled apples, black-peppered bacon, brie cheese & Dijon mayo
Housemade with cilantro, green chilies, cumin & panko; served with chipotle aioli, shredded lettuce & tomato
Things On Bread
Sub a side house salad, cup of soup or sweet potato waffle fries - $1
Portlandia Chicken
$11.00
Prepared just like the California burger but we put a bird on it instead
The Club
$9.50
Smoked turkey, Black Forest ham, bacon, Havarti, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise on toasted wheat
Monteaux Cristo
$10.00
Cinnamon egg crusted Bianco bread with smoked turkey, Black Forest ham & Swiss; strawberry sauce
Pulled Pork Sandwich
$11.00
Slow smoked Carlton Farms pork on toasted Kaiser bun with apple coleslaw & Kansas City BBQ sauce
For Lunch Until 3Pm
Sub a side house salad, cup of soup or sweet potato waffle fries - $1
Italian Tuna
$9.00
Albacore tuna mixed with lemon zest, capers, pickled onions & mayo on toasted focaccia with avocado & green leaf lettuce
Crispy Chicken Cone
$8.50
Crushed hazelnut chicken breast, sesame seeds & breading, rolled in a warm flour tortilla with mango jalapeno slaw
Big Turkey
$9.50
Warm smoked turkey, balsamic red onions, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, Dijon aioli on sourdough
Pastrami Reuben
$11.00
Sliced pastrami, sauerkraut, 1000 island & Swiss cheese on grilled rye
The Guido
$9.50
Black Forest ham, balsamic red onion, smoked gouda, Dijon aioli, arugula on sourdough
Quick Combos
No substitutions. To keep it speedy!
Half Sandwich & Soup, Chowder or Salad
$8.00
(Big Turkey, Italian Tuna, Guido or Reuben) & choice of Cup of Soup, Chowder or Side Salad
Side Salad & Soup or Chowder
$9.00
(Caesar, House or Apple Walnut) & choice of Bowl of Soup or Chowder
** Item can be prepared without gluten upon request. *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, seafood, shellfish, eggs, or poultry may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
1/4lb Painted Hills beef with cheddar, lettuce, tomato & French fries
Hummus Plate
$4.00
House roasted vegetables, kalamata olives, grilled flatbread
Nachos
Tri-color chips, three cheese blend, black beans, jalapenos, sour cream, salsa, guacamole
$5.00
With marinated chicken$6.00
Drinks
Draft Pints - All $2 offs
Glass Wine
8oz for 5oz price of any wine!
5oz House Red or White$4.00
Mixed Up Things
$5.00
Featured cocktail
On Tap
Our quest is to offer the best craft beer lineup around so most of our tap handles rotate! $5 Tasting sampler - six 2.5oz pours of beers (denoted with ^)
Tieton - Apricot Cider (Organic), Tieton, Washington ABV 5.7% IBU 45
10Oz$5.00
Victory - Prima, Pilsner Downington, Pennsylvania ABV 5.3% IBU 44
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Boring - Oatmeal Pale Ale Boring, Oregon ABV 5.7% IBU 45
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Bridgeport - Porter Portland, Oregon ABV 5.3% IBU 30
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Southern Tier - Crème Brulee Stout Lakewood, New York ABV 9.5%
10Oz$6.00
10 Barrel - Project Failed Red Bend, Oregon ABV 6.7% IBU 65
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Caldera - Amber Ale Ashland, Oregon ABV 5.4% IBU 24
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Coors Light - Golden, Colorado ABV 4.2% IBU 9
16Oz Pint$3.50
60Oz Pitcher$10.50
Widmer - Hefewiezen Portland, Oregon ABV 4.9% IBU 30
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Ninkasi - Total Domination IPA Eugene, Oregon ABV 6.7% IBU 65
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Up Next
Ft. George - Sunrise Oatmeal Pale Ale Astoria, Oregon ABV 5.2% IBU 49
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Deschutes - Black Butte Porter, Bend, Oregon ABV 5.2% IBU 30
16Oz Pint$5.00
60Oz Pitcher$15.00
Laurelwood - Workhorse IPA Portland, Oregon ABV 7.5% IBU 80
16Oz Pint$5.50
60Oz Pitcher$16.50
Out Of The Bottle
Clausthaller Non-alcoholic
$4.00
Bud/Bud Light
$3.50
Corona
$4.50
Widmer Omission Gluten Free Pale Ale
$4.50
Red
Merlot, Vista Point, California
5oz$5.00
8oz$7.00
Bottle$21.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Hahn, California
5oz$7.50
8oz$9.50
Bottle$28.50
Red Blend, Stark Raving, California
5oz$6.00
8oz$8.00
Bottle$24.00
Pinot Noir, Cherry Cove, Oregon
5oz$9.00
8oz$11.00
Bottle$33.00
Zinfandel, Brazin, California
5oz$8.00
8oz$10.00
Bottle$30.00
Malbec, Catena Vista Flores, Argentina
5oz$9.00
8oz$11.00
Bottle$33.00
Port, Sandeman 10 Year Tawny, Portugal
2oz$7.00
White
Chardonnay, Black Oak, California
5oz$5.00
8oz$7.00
Bottle$21.00
Chardonnay, Eola Hills Reserve La Creole, Oregon
5oz$8.00
8oz$10.00
Bottle$30.00
Pinot Grigio, Prendo, Italy
5oz$7.00
8oz$9.00
Bottle$27.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Twin Island, New Zealand
5oz$7.50
8oz$9.50
Bottle$28.50
Sparkling
Prosecco, Lordean Gasparini, Asolo DOCG, Italy
6oz$8.00
Bottle$32.00
Mixed Up Things
We offer a full bar including some locally distilled spirits & specialty cocktails
Tibetan Monk
$8.00
Frangelico, Parrot Bay rum, pineapple juice with roasted coconut on top
You'll love our extensive menu combining traditional "pub" fare and much, much more!
We pride ourselves on well-prepared American fare and versions of Worldwide Favorites (or "country specials" as we call them) from different regions around the world. No matter how exotic or everyday the menu item, the common denominator is our commitment to fresh, seasonal, and local ingredients whenever possible.