a threesome, and we clean up the mess! fried mushrooms, mozzarella sticks, and hot wings with sauces for dipping. (sorry, absolutely no substitutions!)
Culo Grande Nachos
$8.99
that's spanish for big ass nachos! big enough for two. chips, chili with beans, monterey jack, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, jalapeno peppers, and salsa. add sour cream for 50 cents.
Wing-Ding Wings
served with ranch or bleu cheese dressing. add celery for 50 cents.
20 Wings$11.99
10 Wings$6.99
Buffalo Shrimp
$8.29
eight fried shrimp dunked in wing sauce and served with ranch or bleu cheese dressing. add celery for 50 cents.
Spinach And Crawfish Dip
$8.29
spinach, crawfish, cream cheese, and stuff that ain’t none o'yer damn business! served with slices of toasted pita bread.
Buffalo Combo
$8.29
the best of both worlds! you get 5 of our buffalo shrimp and 5 wing-ding wings served with ranch or bleu cheese dressing. add celery for 50 cents.
Artichoke Dip
$6.29
a blend of mayo, parmesan, garlic, and artichoke hearts sprinked with shredded cheddar and jack cheese and served with slices of toasted pita bread.
Mexican Eggrolls
$6.29
mesquite chicken with cheese and peppers rolled in a fried flour tortilla and served with salsa. watch out...they got a kick! add sour cream for 50 cents.
Mozzarella Sticks
$6.29
there's nothing better than a dairy product to taunt the lactose intolerant. beer-battered mozzarella sticks served with marinara sauce and topped with grated cheese.
Fried Mushrooms
$6.29
a favorite for deadheads. lightly battered and fried to a crispy golden brown, or whatever colors you're seeing these days. served with horseradish sauce.
Chili Cheese Fries
$5.29
a pile of fries topped with chili and grated cheddar and monterey jack.
Basket-O-Rings
$5.29
a great big ol' batch of beer-battered onion rings.
Chips And Rotel Or Salsa
$5.29
crispy nacho chips with a huge bowl of spicy rotel dip or salsa.
Garlic Cheese Bread
$5.29
a basket of hot, seasoned french bread topped with melted cheese and served with marinara sauce.
Big Ass Burgers
all burgers are cooked to order and come with two side orders! not enough stuff on it? for only 50 cents each, you can add smoked cheddar, provolone, american, monterey jack, swiss, cheddar, shredded cheese, chili, mushrooms, bacon, sour cream, jalapenos,
The Hero Burger
$6.99
a big-ass charbroiled burger hot off the grill on a kaiser roll with lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayo.
The Major League Melt
$6.99
a big-ass charbroiled burger patty between two slices of texas toast with sauteed onions and american cheese.
The Chili Cheeseburger
$6.99
take the hero burger, lose the rabbit food, then add chili, shredded cheese and chopped onionyum!
Baskets
Shrimp Basket
$7.99
eight large lightly breaded fried shrimp with slaw, fries, and garlic bread (a heroes favorite!)
Southern Fish & Chips
$7.99
as monty python said, "let's keep america british!" fried catfish fingers (they have hands?) with fries, slaw, and garlic bread.
Fingers-N-Fries
$7.29
fried chicken tenders with honey mustard or bbq sauce and a generous order of fries. if you’re feelin’ froggy, get ‘em buffaloed with ranch or bleu cheese!
Roughage Galore!
don't forget the dressing! light ranch, honey mustard, italian, balsamic vinaigrette, bleu cheese, red wine vinegar and olive oil, caesar, and fat-free raspberry vinaigrette.
Garden Salad
$4.79
for all the vegetarians in the house. romaine, iceberg, and green leaf lettuce with tomatoes red onions, peppers, grated carrots, shredded cheese and croutons. just choose your dressing.
Caesar Salad
$4.79
crisp romaine hearts tossed with caesar dressing, topped with croutons and grated parmesan.
Garden Salad With Chicken
$7.29
it’s friggin huge!! fried, blackened or lemon-pepper grilled.
Caesar Salad With Chicken
$7.29
it's friggin huge!! Fried, blackened or lemon-pepper grilled.
Garden Salad With Chicken Salad
$7.29
a big ol' pile of our homemade chicken salad right on top.
Caesar Salad With Chicken Salad
$7.29
a big ol' pile of our homemade chicken salad right on top.
Yellowfin Tuna Steak
$7.99
it's flipper-free!! cooked to order and blackened or lemon-pepper grilled.
Shrimp
$7.99
blackened, lemon-pepper grilled, or lightly battered and fried.
Soups
$2 charge for split items
Chili
Bowl$3.99
Cup$2.99
Homemade Soup Of The Day
Bowl$3.99
Cup$2.99
Side Orders
Cole Slaw
Baked Beans
Pasta Salad
Potato Salad
Onion Rings
($1 extra)
French Fries
Sandwiches
all sandwiches come with two side orders! or instead of two sides, you can have a cup of soup or a side salad for 50 cents extra.
Kahuna Tuna
$7.99
not as big as the manatee, but just as tasty. a grilled or blackened yellowfin tuna steak cooked to order and served on a kaiser roll with lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo
Shrimp Poboy
$7.79
get it grilled, blackened, or fried on a hoagie. served with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
Sosa's Bat
$7.29
this one's juiced to knock it out of the park! hot pastrami, grilled onions, and provolone cheese on rye dressed with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. we cut it in half for your inspection. served with gulden's brown mustard on the side.
The Club
$7.29
recognized by law enforcement everywhere. turkey, ham, bacon, monterey jack, and american cheese with lettuce, tomato, and mayo on sourdough bread.
The Reuben
$7.29
"corning the beef," is still considered a misdemeanor in some states. hot corned beef and melted swiss cheese topped with sauerkraut and thousand island on grilled rye bread.
Catfish Poboy
$7.29
crisp-fried catfish tenders with lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a toasted hoagie.
The Funky Philly
$7.29
grilled beef, green peppers, onions, and monterey jack cheese on a grilled hoagie. comes with hot gravy on the side.
"The Chicken" Sandwich
$7.29
a marinated, boneless breast of chicken grilled or blackened. served on a kaiser roll with lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo.
The Clipper
$7.29
is this the world's greatest sandwich? you tell us. smoked turkey breast and bacon topped with sauteed mushrooms, monterey jack, and our secret sauce on grilled sourdough bread.
Chicken Salad Sandwich
$6.99
it's homemade, because we love you! served on sourdough with lettuce, tomato, and an itty-bit of mayo.
Cold Deli Sandwich
$6.99
choose your meat (deli ham or smoked turkey) and your cheese (american, swiss, jack, cheddar, smoked cheddar or provolone) with lettuce, tomato, and mayo on a toastie hoagie.
Hot Ham And Cheese
$6.99
if mama cass had given karen carpenter that last ham sandwich, they would both be alive today. hot ham and american cheese stacked on a hot hoagie.
B.l.t.
$6.59
if you have to ask what it is, you’ll never know. served on texas toast with mayo (which, i guess, makes it a b.l.t.m.).
Triple Play Grilled Cheese
$6.29
american, cheddar, and monterey jack all hot and gooey on sourdough bread.