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Chatters Cafe and Bistro
140 South Heights Boulevard
Houston, TX 77007
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Lunch Menu
The Appetizers
Bistro Tapas
$12.00
Grecian sauces, hummus, artichoke misto and stuffed grape leaves with grilled pita
Artichoke Misto
$8.00
Baked artichokes, roasted leeks, spinach and feta with grilled pita
Hummus
$5.00
Served with carrots, celery, cucumber and grilled pita
Tango
$9.00
Perfectly paired Artichoke Misto & Hummus served with carrots, celery, cucumber and grilled pita
Fresh Fruit & Cheese Plate
$12.00
Fresh seasonal fruit and assorted cheese served with grilled pita
Fried Calamari
$9.00
With house made marinara & spicy remoulade
Mediterranean Quesadilla
$8.00
Spinach, feta, mushroom, chopped tomato and hot peppers
Zucchini Fritters
$8.00
With horseradish spiked ranch
Spicy Buffalo Wings
$8.00
10 wings served with blue cheese and celery
The Burgers
Your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion & a pickle spear sides: fresh fruit, pasta salad, or fresh cut fries sub: sweet potato fries + $1
Chatter Burger
$8.25
$0.50 cheddar, swiss or provolone. $0.95 bacon, mushrooms, jalapeno, grilled onion or avocado. 1/2 lb angus beef with our own Chatter's spread
California Burger
$11.00
Charbroiled chicken breast, avocado, provolone, bacon and mayo
Garden Veggie Burger
$9.25
A healthy blend of vegetables, grains and spices with provolone, avocado and roasted garlic aioli
Sonoma Turkey Burger
$11.00
1/3 lb with slices of avocado, swiss, bacon and roasted garlic aioli
Entrees
Served with a Greek salad or a cup of our soups
Gyros Plate
$13.00
With tomatoes & red onions and fresh cut fries and warm pita
Vegetarian Delight
$10.00
Steamed veggies, black beans, brown basmati rice, and pico de gallo
Bistro Fish & Chips
$12.00
Served with spicy remoulade
Grilled Salmon
$16.00
Served with brown basmati rice, black beans and pico de gallo
Aegean Grill
$14.00
Gyros, charbroiled chicken, Mediterranean rice, Grecian sauce and seasonal veggies
Grilled Chicken Kabob
$14.00
Served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal veggies and St. George sauce
Medallions of Beef Tenderloin
$17.00
Grilled and served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal veggies and a Burgundy wine sauce
Fried Pork Chop
$15.00
2 bone in chops with southern corn pudding and peach chutney
Asian Stir Fry
Veggies tossed with fresh garlic, ginger, basil and spices, served over white or brown basmati rice
- Chicken $10.00
- Beef $12.00
- Shrimp $13.00
The Big Salads
Add a cup of soup + $2
Greek Salad
Mixed greens, mushrooms, Kalamata olives, feta, tomato, cucumber and red onion ()
- Petite $7.00
- Full $10.00
- Petite
- Full (Chicken) $12.00
- Shrimp Or Ahi $14.00
Pacific Rim Salad
Romaine lettuce, scallions, fried wontons, tomato and sesame seeds tossed in a spicy Asian dressing
- Petite $6.00
- Full $9.00
- Petite $8.00
- Full (Chicken) $11.00
- Shrimp Or Ahi $13.00
Chopped Spinach Salad
Spicy buffalo chicken, candied walnuts, blue cheese crumbles, sliced apple, chopped celery and bacon tossed in a blue cheese vinaigrette
- Petite $10.00
- Full $13.00
The Cobb Salads
Mixed greens topped with bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, blue cheese crumbles and tomato
- Petite $8.00
- Full (+ Turkey Breast) $11.00
- Petite $10.00
- Full (+ Grilled Chicken Breast) $13.00
- Grilled Beef Tenderloin $15.00
Grilled Chicken Southwest Salad
Black beans, orzo, red & green pepper, red onions tossed in a jalapeño vinaigrette
- Petite $9.00
- Full $12.00
Mediterranean Salad
Gyros meat, tomato, cucumber, garbanzo beans, feta, Kalamata olives, red onion and stuffed grape leaves
- Petite $10.00
- Full $13.00
Tuscan Pasta Salad
Penne with basil pesto, olive salad and sundried tomatoes over mixed greens
- Petite $6.00
- Full $9.00
- Petite $9.00
- Full (+ Grilled Chicken Breast) $11.00
Thai Shrimp Salad
$14.00
Red curry shrimp over daikon, mixed greens, rice noodles, red onion, cucumber, red bell pepper, sesame seeds and toasted almonds tossed in a sweet & spicy vinaigrette
Salmon Niçoise
$15.00
Grilled salmon, green beans, red bell pepper, artichoke hearts, red potato, tomato, hard-boiled egg and Kalamata olives over mixed greens tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette
Chicken Salad
$11.00
A scoop of our fresh mixed chicken salad mixed with walnuts, apple and celery served over mixed greens with sliced apple and candied walnuts tossed in a citrus vinaigrette
The Sammies
Choice of one side: Sides: fresh fruit, pasta or fresh cut fries sub: sweet potato fries + $1, sub: side Greek salad or a cup of soup + $2
Smoked Turkey Ciabatta
Turkey, avocado, bacon, provolone, lettuce, tomato and mayo
- Half $6.00
- Whole $9.00
Pressed Cuban Sandwich
Sliced ham, roasted pork, swiss, pickles, mayo and mustard on fresh baked baguette
- Half $6.00
- Whole $9.00
Parisian Chicken Club
Pulled chicken, bacon and swiss with roasted jalapeño mayo on a baguette
- Half $6.00
- Whole $9.00
Hippie Hollow
Cheddar, mozzarella, provolone, avocado, sautéed mushrooms, alfalfa sprouts, lettuce and tomato with a roasted garlic aioli on baguette
- Half $6.00
- Whole $9.00
Roasted Veggie Ciabatta
$9.00
Roasted eggplant, portabellas, red bell pepper, provolone and lettuce with a balsamic vinaigrette
The Margherita
Fresh mozzarella, slow roasted tomatoes, basil and spinach with pesto spread on panini
- $8.00
- Chicken $10.00
Churrasco Beef
$9.75
Grilled sliced beef with a zesty chimmichuri sauce, sun dried tomato pesto, lettuce and tomato on baguette
Parma Panini
$9.00
Prosciutto, hard salami, provolone and olive spread on pressed foccacia bread with balsamic vinaigrette
Philly Cheesesteak Hoagie
$975.00
Grilled, sliced ribeye smothered with grilled onions and bell peppers topped with melted provolone on baguette
Reuben on Rye
Lean corned beef, grilled sauerkraut and melted provolone with mustard and a pickle spear
The Standbys
Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh cut fries + $1, sweet potato fries + $1, Greek salad, cup of soup + $2
Chicken Salad
Chicken breast mixed with apples, walnuts and celery blended with light mayo served with alfalfa sprouts
- Half $5.00
- Whole $8.00
Café Turkey
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, provolone and alfalfa sprouts with honey mustard
- Half $5.50
- Whole $8.50
Tuna Salad
Tuna salad made with spring onion and celery blended with light mayo served with lettuce and tomato
- Half $5.00
- Whole $8.00
Chicken Club
$9.75
Grilled chicken, avocado, bacon, lettuce and tomato with mayo
Chatter's Club
$9.75
Ham, turkey, bacon, cheddar, provolone, lettuce, tomato and pickles with mayo
BLT & Brie
$8.00
Melted Brie, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce and tomato with an apricot mayo
BYOP: Build Your Own Pasta
With your choice of pasta and sauce served with Greek salad. The Extras: Veggies (+$2), Chicken (+$3), Meatballs (+$3), Shrimp (+$4)
The Pastas
$8.00
Angel Hair, Fettuccini, Spaghetti, Penne.
The Sauces
Marinara, Alfredo, Garlic & Olive Oil, Basil Walnut Pesto
The Pitas & Wraps
Choice of one side: fresh fruit, pasta salad, fresh cut fries + $1, sweet potato fries + $1, Greek salad, cup of soup + $2
Gyros Pita
$8.50
Slow roasted blend of seasoned lamb & beef, red onion, tomato and Grecian sauce (may sub grilled chicken breast for gyros)
Baja Chicken Pita
$8.00
Grilled chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, tomato and aioli
Sicilia Pita
$8.25
Grilled chicken breast, sautéed spinach, tomato, hot peppers, mozzarella cheese and basil pesto
Greek Veggie Pita
Grilled eggplant, artichoke misto and roasted red pepper with feta spread
- $8.00
- Gyros $9.00
Turkey Club Pita
$8.00
Turkey, bacon, swiss and tomato with roasted jalapeño mayo
Pueblo Wrap
$8.25
Grilled chicken breast, avocado, lettuce, pico de gallo, salsa and black bean hummus
Turkey Cobb Wrap
$8.25
Turkey, bacon, avocado, hard boiled egg, lettuce and tomato with a blue cheese sauce
Mediterranean Wrap
$9.00
Gyros, red onion, tomato, cucumber, lettuce, feta and hummus with a Grecian sauce
Vegetarian Wrap
$8.25
Avocado, cucumber, red onion, tomato, red peppers, spinach and hummus with a balsamic vinaigrette
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
$8.25
Spicy buffalo chicken, lettuce and red onion with a cool ranch dressing
Beverages
Fresh OJ
$3.00Orange, Cranberry, or Apple Juice
$2.00Soda or Iced Tea
$2.25Hot Tea
$2.25Cappuccino, Late or Mocha
$4.00Americano or Espresso
$3.50House Blend Coffee
$2.25A LA Carte
Substitue Egg Whites
$2.00Bagel & Herb Cream Cheese
$4.00Pancake or Waffle
$4.00Home Fried Potatoes
$3.00Fruit Salad
$3.00Bacon, Ham or Sausage
$4.00Cheese Quesdailla
$3.00FROM THE BAR
Mimosa Glass
$4.00"Pink" Mimosa
$5.00Pointsettia5
$5.00Mimosa Carafe
$20.00Bloody Mary
$7.00Omelets
All egg dishes come with your choice of home fries or fruit
Build Your Own Omelet
$10.00
Choose any of the following: chorizo, bacon, sausage, ham mushrooms, spinach, onion, tomatoes, bell pepper blended cheese, feta, swiss, cheddar
Poblano Omelet
$9.00
chicken sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, blended cheeses topped with roasted poblano sauce
French Omelet
$9.00
spinach, mushrooms, & Swiss topped with hollandaise sauce, tomatoes & creme fraiche
Greek Omelet
$8.00
feta, mushrooms, spinach, red onion & tomatoes
- Add Gyros
- $2.00
Eggs Your Way
$8.00
two eggs any way, bacon or sausage, & wheat toast
- Add Pancakes
- $2.00
Spicy Scrambler
$10.00
three eggs scrambled with onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, jalapenos and diced chicken-apple sausage
Sunday Morning Fritatta
$8.00
spinach, bell pepper, onion, potatoes & blended cheeses 9
Huevos Rancheros
$10.00
two fried eggs, black beans, roasted salsa, avocado & cheese quesadillas
Eggs Benedict
$9.00
two poached eggs over ham on English muffin topped with hollandaise
- Sub smoked salmon
- $2.00
Breakfast Wrap
$9.00
chorizo, eggs, blended cheeses, black beans, & salsa in a whole wheat tortilla
Eastern Nova
$10.00
sliced Nova smoked salmon, plain bagel, herb cream cheese, tomatoes, red onion & capers
French Toast
$8.00
raisin cinnamon whole wheat French toast dusted with powdered sugar & strawberries
Appetizers
Bistro Tapas
$12.00
Grecian sauces, hummus, artichoke misto and stuffed grape leaves with grilled pita
Artichoke Misto
$8.00
Baked artichokes, roasted leeks, spinach and feta with grilled pita
Hummus
$5.00
Served with carrots, celery, cucumber and grilled pita
Tango
$9.00
Perfectly paired Artichoke Misto & Hummus served with carrots, celery, cucumber and grilled pita
Fresh Fruit & Cheese Plate
$12.00
Fresh seasonal fruit and assorted cheese served with grilled pita
Fried Calamari
$9.00
With house made marinara & spicy remoulade
Zucchini Fritters
$8.00
With horseradish spiked ranch
Spicy Buffalo Wings (10 wings)
$8.00
Served with blue cheese and celery
Peppered Encrusted Ahi Tuna
$9.95
With wasabi spiked asian sauce
Sandwiches
served with your choice fresh fruit, pasta salad or fresh cut fries or sub sweet potato fries + $1
Reuben On Rye
$9.75
Lean corned beef, grilled sauerkraut and melted provolone with mustard and a pickle spear
Parisian Chicken Club
$9.00
Pulled chicken, bacon and swiss with roasted jalapeño mayo on a baguette
Parma Panini
$9.00
Prosciutto, hard salami, provolone and olive spread on pressed foccacia bread with balsamic vinaigrette
Pressed Cuban Sandwich
$9.00
Sliced ham, roasted pork, swiss, pickles, mayo and mustard on fresh baked baguette
The Margherita
Fresh mozzarella, slow roasted tomatoes, basil and spinach with pesto spread
- $8.00
- Add Grilled Chicken $10.00
BLT & Brie
$8.00
Melted Brie, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce and tomato with an apricot mayo on wheat bread
Entrée Salad
served with grilled pita
Greek Salad
Mixed greens, mushrooms, Kalamata olives, feta, tomato, cucumber and red onion
- $10.00
- Chicken
- Shrimp Or Ahi $14.00
Pacific Rim Salad
Romaine lettuce, scallions, fried wontons, tomato and sesame seeds tossed in a spicy Asian dressing
- $9.00
- Chicken) $11.00
- Shrimp Or Ahi $13.00
The Cobb Salads
Mixed greens topped with bacon, avocado, hard-boiled egg, blue cheese crumbles and tomato
- Turkey Breast $11.00
- Grilled Chicken Breast $13.00
- Grilled Beef Tenderloin $15.00
Tuscan Pasta Salad
Penne with basil pesto, olive salad and sundried tomatoes over mixed greens
- $9.00
- Grilled Chicken Breast $11.00
Mediterranean Salad
$13.00
Gyros meat, tomato, cucumber, garbanzo beans, feta, Kalamata olives, red onion and stuffed grape leaves
Thai Shrimp Salad
$14.00
Red curry shrimp over daikon, mixed greens, rice noodles, red onion, cucumber, red bell pepper, sesame seeds and toasted almonds tossed in a sweet & spicy vinaigrette
Salmon Niçoise
$15.00
Grilled salmon, green beans, red bell pepper, artichoke hearts, red potato, tomato, hard-boiled egg and Kalamata olives over mixed greens tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette
Burgers
with your choice of white or whole wheat bun, dressed with lettuce, tomato, onion & a pickle spear with fresh cut fries, or sub sweet potato fries + $1
Chatter Burger
$9.25
1/2 lb. Angus beef with our own Chatter's spread
- Add Cheddar, Swiss Or Provolone
- $0.50
- Add Crispy Bacon, Mushrooms, Jalapeño, Grilled Onion Or Avocado
- $0.95
California Burger
$11.00
Charbroiled chicken breast, avocado, provolone, bacon and mayo
Garden Veggie Burger
$9.25
A healthy blend of vegetables, grains and spices with provolone, avocado and roasted garlic aioli
Sonoma Turkey Burger
$11.00
1/3 lb with slices of avocado, swiss, bacon and roasted garlic aioli
Entrées
all entrées served with a choice of a cup of soup or Greek salad
Vegetarian Delight
$10.00
A healthy combination of steamed vegetables, black beans, brown basmati rice, and pico de gallo
Gyros Plate
$13.00
Slices of slow-roasted blend of seasoned lamb & beef, Grecian sauce, sliced tomatoes and red onion served with fresh cut fries and grilled pita
Aegean Grill
$14.00
Gyros, charbroiled chicken, Mediterranean rice, Grecian sauce and seasonal vegetables
Lasagna
$11.00
A house favorite
Maple Dijon Chicken
$14.00
Sliced chicken breast topped with creamy maple Dijon sauce served with roasted garlic red mashers and spinach
Grilled Chicken Kabob
$14.00
Served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal vegetables and St. George sauce
Chatter's Delight
$16.00
A combination of grilled chicken and beef medallion kabobs served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal veggies and St. George sauce
Fried Pork Chop
$15.00
2 bone in chops with southern corn pudding and peach chutney
Medallions of Beef Tenderloin
$17.00
Grilled and served with Mediterranean rice, seasonal vegetables and a Burgundy wine sauce
Grilled Sirloin
$16.00
10oz center cut seasoned sirloin on a bed of wilted spinach served with roasted garlic red mashers
Braised Short Ribs
$16.95
Served with a blue cheese polenta
Fish
all entrées served with a choice of a cup of soup or Greek salad. Chatter's offers a split entrée charge of $2
Fish of the Day
Chef's seasonal fish
- Market Price
Bistro Fish & Chips
$12.00
Served with a spicy remoulade
Pan Seared Tilapia
$13.00
In lemon caper sauce over spaghetti and spinach
Grilled Salmon
$16.00
Brown basmati rice, black beans and pico de gallo
Creole Mustard Salmon
$16.00
Topped with a Creole mustard sauce; served with southern corn pudding and seasonal veggies
Asian Stir Fry
seasonal vegetables tossed with fresh garlic, ginger, basil and spices, served over white or brown basmati rice
Stir Fried Chicken
$10.00Stir Fried Shrimp
$12.00Stir Fried Beef Tenderloin
$13.00Flatbread Pizza
Margherita
$10.00
Fresh tomatoes, mozzarella, and extra virgin olive oil
Pesto Chicken
$12.00
Pulled chicken, walnut pesto, mushrooms and a blend of Italian cheeses
Greek
Feta, spinach, Kalamata olives, tomato, red onion and marinara
- $10.00
- Gyros $13.00
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General Info
Payment Types
All Major Cards
Cuisine
American - Contemporary
Burgers
Greek
Mediterranean
Vegetarian
Meals
Brunch
Lunch
Dinner
Hours
Monday:
11:00am - 10:00pm
Tuesday:
11:00am - 10:00pm
Wednesday:
11:00am - 10:00pm
Thursday:
11:00am - 10:00pm
Friday:
11:00am - 11:00pm
Saturday:
10:00am - 11:00pm
Sunday:
10:00am - 9:00pm
About Us
Chatter's Cafe brings fresh, healthy cuisine to the Heights & Memorial areas. Dine in for great experience with our professional waitstaff and boutique wine selection or order delivery for a comfortable evening at home.