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Two Fools Tavern
3211 Central Ave NE
Albuquerque, NM 87106
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Starters
Salads, Soups & Stews
Sandwiches
Traditional Favourites
Homemade Sweets
Sunday Brunch
Draft List
Specials
Starters
Starters
Fridays and Saturdays until midnight Bar closes one hour after kitchen.
Two Fools Irish Nachos
$8.95
House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green Chile & our Cottage Pie beef.
Homemade Chips & Salsa
$4.25
Made the traditional way, fresh & spicy.
Bakers Dozen Wings
$10.50
13 chicken wings served with your choice of our house made Guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce everyone else has OR-try a combo of both!
Macho Nachos
$8.95
Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce& sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef.
- Add guacamole for
- $0.75
Scotch Eggs
$6.95
Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.
Galway Bay Salmon Plate
$9.95
House Made Irish Whiskey cured, Gravlox Salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made Irish brown bread.
Cashel Blue Cheese Dip
$8.25
Served with house made Irish brown bread, & Irish potato chips.
Chile Cheese Chips
$5.95
Gooey & bad for you! Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.
Quesadilla
$7.50
Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck!.
Liffey Chips
$8.50
Our Famous beer battered fish cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces. A great way to satisfy your fish craving!
Salads, Soups & Stews
Fridays and Saturdays until midnight Bar closes one hour after kitchen.
Homemade Soup of the Day
- Cup $3.75
- Bowl $4.95
Salad & Soup
- With a cup $5.50
- Bowl $6.95
Guinness Beef Stew
$8.95
Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread.
- Cup of stew
- $4.95
Jester's Pot Pie
$9.75
A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.
Tavern Salad
$3.75
An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.
The Kerryman Chopped Salad
$8.50
Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber,& bacon in our house mustard dressing.
Green Man
$6.50
A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.
Original Spin
$8.50
Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts, & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.
Cobb Salad
Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
- Small $6.95
- Large $9.25
Whatever Special
$7.95
A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from Turkey, Pastrami, Ham, or Roast Beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread.
Sandwiches that you will like!
Pile on Your Favourite Toppings $0.75. Each to any sandwich Sub Gluten Free Bread $3.
Paddy O'Malley Melt
$9.25
8 oz Fresh hand Formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef Burger, sauteed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.
Perky Turkey
$9.95
Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, Monterrey Jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread.
RulaBula Ruben
$8.50
Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread.
Killarney Grilled Chicken
$9.75
Cage Free all Natural Grilled chicken served with Irish Cheddar & bacon.
The Bookmaker
$9.75
Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of Au Jus.
New York Style Pastrami
$9.50
All Natural Seasoned Pastrami & Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.
Pub Beef Burger
$8.50
8 oz of fresh hand formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on a semolina bun. It's probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like!
Cobb Sandwich
$8.95
Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce, & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.
Babe in a Bun
$8.75
Tender pulled pork simmered in our own Guinness BBQ sauce & topped with our home made apple slaw, delicious.
Pub Beef Burger
$8.50
8oz of fresh hand formed All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on a semolina bun. It's probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like!
Blarney & Blue Burger
$8.95
8 oz Fresh All Natural burger seasoned with Cajun Spices & topped with melted blue cheese.
Portobello Mushroom Sandwich
$8.50
Grilled Portobello Mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & Swiss cheese On Baked daily sourdough bread (Can be made Vegan!)
Chipotle Black Bean Burger
$8.50
A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.
Traditional Favourites
Ploughman's Lunch
$8.95
Your choice of meat served with Irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made Irish brown Bread.
Cottage Pie
Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & Shredded cheddar cheese.
- Dinner size $9.75
- Lunch size $8.25
The Two Fools Fish & Chips
Our Award winning recipe begins with Two Pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North Atlantic Haddock, served with chips, Homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce.
- $14.50
- For a lighter fare one piece of fish & chips $9.95
- Extra piece of fish
- $7.95
Bangers & Mash
$10.75
Two traditional English sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness & onion gravy.
Guinness Beef Boxty
Two House made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered Guinness beef stew.
- $11.50
- For the lighter fare, or lunch, one boxty $8.95
Corned Beef & Cabbage
$11.50
Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.
Homemade Sweets
Bread Pudding
$4.75
House made Bailey's Irish Cream Bread Pudding served with a Jameson whiskey sauce.
Guinness Brownie
$4.75
Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream.
Bailey's Cheesecake
$4.95
Served with a homemade whipped Irish Cream topping.
Apple Pie Ala Mode
$4.95
Killer pie! Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.
Scotch Ice Cream
$6.50
Vanilla bean ice cream topped with Auchentoshan triple wood scotch & coffee liquor Sorry must be 21 years old to enjoy.
Draft List
Over 50 Bottled Beers.
Guinness
Harp
Smithwicks
Old Speckled Hen
Boddingtons
La Cumbre
Blue Moon
Stella
New CastleIl Vicino Irish Red
Two Fools Pale Ale
Magners Iish Cider 1554
Hazed and Infused
Left Hand Milk Stout
Boulder Shake Porter
Odells 90 Shilling
Wild Card Rotating Handle
Hoegaarden
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General Info
Payment Types
All Major Cards
Cuisine
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Irish
Meals
Lunch
Dinner
Hours
Monday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Tuesday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Wednesday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Thursday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Friday:
11:00am - 1:00am
Saturday:
11:00am - 1:00am
Sunday:
11:00am - 11:00pm
About Us
Two Fools Tavern is an unrelenting dream finally realized by folks who had a desire to bring a real Irish pub and eating establishment to Albuquerque, New Mexico. They envisioned and executed faithfully an authentic replication of the pubs they had visited in Ireland. The warmth, charm, European feel and essence is all evident in the Two Fools Tavern. The colors, furniture, pictures on the wall, the knick knacks placed throughout ... and of course the ales, stouts and fine whiskies and cuisine of the Emerald Isle is all here to enjoy. The tavern invites everyone (of age) to come and visit, imbibe in a Guiness, artfully poured, and partake in your favorite Irish food.
Come join in daily for the commaraderie, the good times and the spirit of Ireland. If you're looking for something different, something truly special, Two Fools Tavern is the place to be for cocktail hour, lunch time, dinner time or anytime.