Homemade macaroni and cheese is supplemented with bacon deliciousness, then topped with panko bread crumbs and baked. It's real, and it's spectacular
Blue Cheese Chips
$6.99
Thick, house cut potato chips covered with tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, and finished with balsamic glaze
Bruschetta
$7.99
I took a trip to Chicago over Labor Day weekend 2017, looking for ideas for this menu. I had some killer bruschetta at Lou Malnati's with my buddy Chris and I thought, "Hey, we could do this!" Then I spent too much money at the bar and woke up with a hangover. Moral of the story: bruschetta is better than a hangover. Balsamic glaze by request
Chicken Tender Basket
$8.99
Half a pound of chicken tenders with fries. Served with your choice of dipping sauces
Fried Cheese Curd
$7.99
One of the best business decisions I ever made was forgetting to order enough fried cheese curd from my supplier one week, which forced us to try making it from scratch. It quickly became our best selling appetizer. Served with marinara sauce
Fried Pickles
$5.99
Five pickle spears breaded with Cool Ranch Doritos and deep-fried. Served with a spicy Ranch dipping sauce. I don't think I'm supposed to use the actual Doritos brand name without getting some kind of license. Screw it
Irish Nachos
$9.99
Waffle fries topped with shredded cheese and bacon, then broiled and covered with tomatoes, scallions, fresh jalapenos and drizzled with ranch dressing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it
Lettuce Wraps
$8.49
Chicken, water chestnuts, and green onions sautéed in an unnecessarily complicated Asian-style sauce and served with lettuce leaves for wrapping. They're healthy and also tasty. Eat them. Do it
Pizza Logs
$6.99
Four pizza logs stuffed with pepperoni and cheese. Served with a side of marinara sauce
Southwest Egg Rolls
$7.49
Chicken, cheese, black beans, corn, and jalapenos wrapped up and fried to a golden brown. Dynamite!
"Excuse me, Flo? What's the soup du jour?" "It's the soup of the day." "Mmm, that sounds good. I'll have that."
Corn Chowder
$3.99
French Onion French Onion
$4.99
Soup du Jour
$3.99
Burgers
My inspiration for opening this place. All burgers are USDA Choice Certified Angus Beef (top 7% of beef cattle in the country) and are a blend of chuck, porterhouse, and brisket. Served with fries
The 315
$12.99
Three slices of American cheese. One half-pound burger. Five slices of bacon. Because I can
The American Dream
$13.99
A bacon-wrapped, cheese curd-stuffed, deep-fried burger. It should be illegal. Michelle Obama would not approve. Make America Obese Again…or continue Making America Obese. Obeser? I should go
The Apple Jack
$13.49
There's a biker customer of ours that's been pestering me to get cheddar cheese in for his burgers. Well Tom, it only took two and a half years but you got your wish. Cheddar cheese, bacon, caramelized apples, and a homemade maple aioli adorn this bad boy
The Bruschetta-bout It
$12.99
I had to rip off at least one burger from "Bob's Burgers," mainly because I couldn't come up with a good name for this one. It's got mozzarella cheese, bruschetta, and pesto. Not Jimmy Pesto…just regular pesto
The Cowboy
$13.99
A burger brushed with BBQ sauce and topped with cheese, pork belly, and an onion ring…and unlike Ezekiel Elliott, it doesn't get suspended down the stretch and screw my fantasy football team
The Firecracker
$12.99
Hot things are hot. Melted pepperjack cheese, jalapenos, and hot sauce
The Mushroom Swiss
$12.49
Grilled mushrooms and Swiss cheese. This one doesn't need much explaining
The Old Reliable
$10.99
American cheese with lettuce and tomato. Mayo served on the side by request
The Pig Candy
$13.99
A burger topped with American cheese, candied bacon and finished with a homemade bourbon onion sauce. Porky Pig must have gotten drugged on a tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory or something. I keep telling him not to leave his drinks everywhere, but he's a pig and doesn't speak English. Sucks to suck, Porky!
The Return of the Mac
$13.99
A tribute to forgettable 90's songs everywhere (where did you come from, where did you go, who gives a sh*t about "Cotton Eye Joe"). Our normal burger is topped with a fried mac & cheese puck and then covered with cheddar cheese sauce. I'd say Mark Morrison would be enjoy it, but he's probably still in prison holding someone's pocket
Salads
For those of you trying to "get healthy" and "see your toes again"
Apple Cheddar
$10.49
Fresh romaine tossed with an apple cider vinaigrette, apple slices (local when available), cheddar cheese, shaved almonds, and dried cranberries. Not quite vegan, but who's counting?
Cobb
$11.99
Lettuce, tomato, grilled chicken, bacon, hard-boiled egg, croutons, and blue cheese crumbles with your choice of dressing
Sub Buffalo Chicken for Free or Sliced Flat Iron Steak For
$5.00
Southwest
$10.99
Our romaine lettuce gets some new neighbors here – grilled chicken, corn, black beans, a three cheese blend, and fried tortilla strips along with a cilantro lime vinaigrette
Wedge
$8.99
A quarter head of iceberg topped with tomatoes, blue cheese, and bacon bits. Healthy. Sensible. Pretentious
Sandwiches & Stuff
All sandwiches served on grilled brioche buns with fries unless the description says otherwise. For those looking for some variety, sub a side salad for two bucks
The Flying V
$16.99
Quack quack quack, Mr. Ducksworth. Inspired by the Mighty Ducks movies, this is a crispy duck breast and pork belly club sandwich. Gordon Bombay would be proud. Served with lettuce, tomato, and a cranberry aioli. It's a mouthful, and we might need to use the hand truck to get you to your car
Steak & Cheese Monte Cristo
$11.99
Ribeye steak, onions, peppers, mushrooms, and American cheese stuffed between two thick pieces of white bread, then battered and deep fried. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or at least guarantees arterial plaque
Meatball Sub
$9.99
Meatballs! Marinara sauce! Mozzarella cheese! Broiled until the cheese is melted! Served on a grilled garlic hoagie roll. It'll leave you so satisfied you'll need a cigarette
Chicken Parmesan
$9.49
Panko-breaded fried chicken breast on a grilled garlic bun, finished with mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce. So good it makes me angry
Buffalo Chicken
$9.49
Panko-breaded fried chicken coated in hot sauce and served with lettuce and tomato with blue cheese dressing on the side. An old Eben's favorite
Thanksgiving Every Day
$9.99
The third version of this sandwich, and I think the best one. Fresh cooked turkey, Swiss cheese, sliced apples, bacon, cranberry sauce, and a splash of gravy are stuffed between two slices of grilled white bread. Have mercy
Fish Tacos
$12.99
Battered cod, a homemade red cabbage slaw, and chipotle aioli are stuffed into three flour tortillas. Served with tortilla chips and homemade cheese sauce. The slaw is a little different than it used to be, for whatever that's worth
Hot Turkey
$8.99
Fresh cooked turkey between two thick slices of white bread and smothered in gravy
Chicken Quesadilla
$12.99
Grilled chicken, sautéed peppers, sautéed onions, and a three cheese blend live in a grilled flour tortilla. Served with tortilla chips and homemade cheese sauce
Sub Ribeye Steak for Chicken Fo
$3.00
Chicken and Waffle Grilled Cheese
$10.99
This idea is stolen from a spot in Orlando where they can't make them fast enough. Breaded chicken breast, bacon, and American cheese stuffed between two grilled waffles seasoned with maple butter. Served with maple syrup
Served with blue cheese or ranch and celery or carrots (sometimes the weather is stupid and ruins the celery crop out west)
6 Wings$6.99
10 Wings$10.99
12 Wings$12.49
20 Wings$20.99
50 Wings$48.99
Half Pound Boneless Wings
$6.99
One Pound Boneless Wings
$12.99
Entrees
Entrees are available every day after 4:00 PM (or earlier by request) and are served with choice of potato, vegetable of the day, and a cup of soup or a house salad. Waffle fries and onion rings have an additional charge
Crispy Skin Duck Breast
$25.99
An 8 oz. Maple Leaf Farms duck breast, pan-fried until skin is crispy and then roasted to medium rare. Served sliced with a berry and red wine sauce. Duck breast can be cooked to your preferred doneness, but we recommend medium rare for optimal flavor
NY Strip
$21.99
A 12 oz. house cut Certified Angus Beef New York strip steak. Prepare for the meat sweats
Flat Iron Steak
$16.99
An 8 oz. USDA Choice flat iron steak cooked to your preference. A "diet" steak, if you will
Fish Fry
$14.99
A 10 oz. piece of battered haddock served with a lemon wedge. A North Country staple
Broiled Haddock
$14.99
A 10 oz. piece of haddock broiled in white wine and olive oil and finished with garlic butter
Chicken Carbonara
$15.99
Chicken, bacon, onions, peppers, and fresh garlic sautéed together with penne pasta and finished in a Parmesan cream sauce. Served with garlic toast instead of vegetable
Bacon and Tomato Pasta
$15.99
Bacon, tomatoes, onions, red pepper flakes, and pesto sautéed with penne pasta and red wine and finished with parmesan cheese and basil chiffonade. Served with garlic toast instead of vegetable
Mashed Potato Bowl
$12.99
Chicken tenders, corn, and gravy piled high on a bed of mashed potatoes. Can't go wrong here, can you?
Desserts
Cheesecake du Jour
$6.49
Seasonal cheesecake. Ask your server for the current selection. If they don't know it, beat them immediately
Cookies and Milk
$4.99
If Chef Thomas Keller can do it, we can too. Two large, warm chocolate chip cookies and a glass of cold milk. Sometimes that's all you want
Lemon Berry Mascarpone Cake
$5.99
A light cream cake with cranberries, blueberries, and cinnamon streusel baked in, then filled with a lemon mascarpone cream. Sounds complicated, but it's pretty damn good
Magic Cookie Bar Sundae
$5.99
Also known as 7 layer cookie bars…warmed up, then topped with ice cream, whipped cream, and chocolate sauce