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The Woodstock
446 W 14th St
New York, NY 10014
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Menu
Cocktails
All Premium Cocktails $10. Upgrade liquor: Boujie $15 / Extra $20
Yellow Submarine
Bombay Dry Gin, Martini Riserva Ambrato, Suze, Peach Bitters
Purple Haze
Smirnoff Vodka, St. Germain, Lemon, Simple, Blueberry Red Bull
Helter Skelter
Jim Beam Whiskey, Amaro Nonino, La Colombe Demerara, Angostura Bitters
Electric Lady Land
Ketel One Citroen Vodka, Curacao, Hibiscus, Lime, Agave, Angostura Bitters
Light My Fire
Sauza 901 Tequila, Curacao, Lemon, Blueberry Habanero
Good Vibrations
Banhez Mezcal, Yellow Chartreuse, Kiwi, Pamplemousse, Agave, Lemon, Yes Prosecco
1969
Naked Turtle White Rum, Banana Combier, Ginger, Lime, Club Soda, Peychaud Bitters
Lucy In the Sky
Leblon Cachaca, Strawberry Lime Oleo, Agave
Femme Fatale
St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur, Aperol, Pamplemousse, Soda, Yes Prosecco
Evil Ways
George Dickel Rye Whisky, Blueberry Habanero, Matcha, Lemon, Tiki Bitters
Pizzas
All Pizzas $15. Thin crust Neapolitan style by Nino Coniglio
Aretha - Margarita
Mozzarella, San Marzano Tomatoes, Parmigiana Reggiano, Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Brigitte - Bianco
Mozzarella, Pecorino, Parmigiana, Ricotta, Parsley
Audrey - San Daniele
Mozzarella, San Marzano Tomatoes, Parmigiana Reggiano, Prosciutto, Arugula, Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Gloria - Primo Tartufo
Mozzarella, Smoked Scamorza, Wild Mushrooms, Rosemary, Pine Nuts, Porcini Truffle Crema. Add Dry Cured Black Truffle Sausage ($4)
Edie - Uva
Taleggio Cheese, Red and Green Grapes, Toasted Hazelnuts, White Truffle Crema, Frisee, Black Lava Salt
Twiggy - Vegan
Semi Dried Cherry Tomatoes, Artichoke, Meatless Fig Salami, Oil Cured Sicilian Olives, Roasted Garlic, Fresh Parsley,
Jackie - Diavola
Tomato, Mozzarella, Soppressata, Parmigiano, Pecorino, Peperoncini Peppers. Edits +$5
Eleanor - Speck
Hot Honey, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Fresh Baby Spinach, Speck, Mozzarella
Woodstock - Escola
Pecorino, Escarole and Cannellini Bean Puree, Guanciale, Fennel Pollen
Yoko - Pancetta
Smoked Mozzarella, Caramelized Onions, Pancetta, Fried Egg
Sophia - Peperoni
Mozzarella, San Marzano Tomatoes, Peperoni, Parmigiana Reggiano, Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Janice - Broccolini and Sausage
Stracciatella, Mozzarella, Caramelized Fennel, Black Garlic, Lemon Zest
Rose
The Juliette
- Gls $8.00
- Btl $38.00
VieVite
- Gls $10.00
- Btl $46.00
Diving into Hampton Water
- Btl $65.00
Bubbles
Yes Prosecco
- Gls $10.00
- Btl $50.00
Yes Sparkling Rosé
- Gls $10.00
- Btl $50.00
Luca Paretti
- Btl $60.00
Moët & Chandon
- Btl $150.00
Extra
$20 (Starting at). Someone who is over the top for completely unnecessary reasons. They will go out of their way to prove this
Monkey 47
Schwarzwald Dry Gin
Ardbeg, The Ultimate
Islay Single Malt Scotch Whiskey
El Dorado
Special Reserve, 15 Year Old Rum
Belvedere Unfiltered
Baker's
Don Julio 1942
Tanqueray, No. Ten
Mezcal Siete Misterios
Thomas Dakin Small Batch Gin
Don Julio Anejo Tequila
Don Q
Dingle County Kerry Distillery, Ireland
Allaire Collection Privée
Booker's
The Macallan Rare Cask
Ron Zacapa Centenario
High West Whiskey, Rendezvous Rye
A Blend of Straight Rye Whiskies
Ilegal Mezcal
Casamigos Tequila
Johnnie Walker, Blue Label
Widow Jane, Distilling Company
Small Batch Whiskey
Boujie
$15. A person who embodies an attitude or state of mind of superior taste, inclination toward posh and luxurious goods, magnificent fashion sense, and an ultra chic persona
Ciroc Ultra Premium Vodka
Ketel One Vodka
Grey Goose
World's Best Tasting Vodka
Glenmorangie
Single Malt Scotch Whiskey
Greenhook Ginsmiths
Casamigos Tequila
Don Q
Hendrick's Gin
The Botanist
Dewar's "White Label"
Don Julio Blanco Tequila
Belvedere Vodka
Tito's Handmade Vodka, Austin, Texas
Ketel One Citroen
Bacardi Gran Reserve, Ron 8 Anos, Aged 8 Years
Captain Morgan
Jack Daniel's Old No 7 Brand
Ilegal Mezcal
Goslings Black Seal
Since 1806
Barr Hill
Ciroc Red Berry
Don Julio Reposado Tequila
Virginia, Black, American Whiskey
40% Alc/Vol
Ciroc Apple
Ron Zacapa, Centenario, XO
The Dead Rabbit, Irish Whiskey
Crown Royal
Michter's, American Whiskey
Limited Production
Mezcal, Siete Misterios
Maker's Mark
Jameson Irish Whiskey
High West Whiskey, Rendezvous
A Blend of Straight Rye Whiskies
The Macallan 12 Year Old
Highland Single Malt Scotch Whiskey
Johnnie Walker, Black Label
El Tesoro de Don Felipe Platinum
Suntory Whiskey Toki
George Dickel Tennessee Whisky
Premium
$10. An adjective meant to describe something that is extremely good
Dewar's "White Label"
Azteca Azul Tequila
42 Below Vodka
Jim Beam
Ketel One Vodka
Smirnoff
Leblon
Natural Cane Cachaca, Brasil
New Amsterdam
Gordon's
George Dickel Tennessee Whisky
Sauza 901
100% Agave. Triple Distilled Silver Tequila