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The Village Idiot Pub
8 E Main St
Patchogue, NY 11772
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Breakfast
Lunch & Dinner
Breakfast
Omelettes
Served with home fries and choice of toast. Add $2 for egg whites
Greek
$11.00
Spinach, feta cheese, and onions
Veggie Overload
$11.00
Peppers, onions, spinach, mushrooms, and tomato
Western
$12.00
Ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese
Mama's Meat
$12.00
Ham, bacon, and sausage
Skinny Chicky
$12.00
Three egg whites stuffed with grilled chicken, avocado, and choice of cheese
Eater's Choice
$12.00
Choice of 3 ingredients: American, swiss, feta, provolone, cheddar jack, mozzarella, spinach, mushrooms, onions, jalapenos, black beans, peppers, tomato, ham, applewood smoked bacon, sausage, or canadian bacon
- Avocado
- $3.00
- Shrimp, Steak, or Crab
- $4.00
- Egg Whites
- $2.00
- Chicken
- $2.00
Platters
Make it saucy $0.75 (Hollandaise, spicy hollandaise, salsa, or pico de gallo). Add Guacamole for $1.50
Southern Biscuits
$8.00
Served with home fries and sausage gravy
Breakfast in Bread
$12.00
A bread bowl filled with three scrambled eggs, corned beef hash, peppers, onion, and melted cheddar cheese
My Cousin Vinny
$9.00
Two fried eggs, bacon, and grits
Steak & Eggs
$16.00
Cooked to your liking and served with home fries and toast
Avocado Toast
$15.00
Fresh avocado spread onto toasted rye bread,drizzled with olive oil, and sprinkled with blackpepper, served with a side of home frie
- Add an Egg Any Style
- $1.50
Idiot Platter
$15.00
Three eggs, two pancakes, ham, bacon, sausage, home fries, and toast
Under the Sea Sizzler
$15.00
A two egg scrambler with potatoes, fresh lobster and crab mea, cajun shrimp, and choice of cheese, served with toast
Build Your Own Platter
$11.00
Two eggs, home fries, toast, and your choice of two: American, Swiss, Feta, Provolone, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella, Applewood Smoked Bacon, Sausage Links, Ham, Canadian Bacon, Turkey Bacon
Platter Extras
Substitute Egg Whites
$2.00Additional Egg
$1.50Corned Beef Hash
$3.50Housemade Sausage Patties (2)
$2.75Steak
$4.00Crab Cake (2)
$4.00Shrimp
$4.00Pancakes (2)
$2.00Chocolate Chip Pancakes (2)
$2.50Banana Pecan Pancakes (2)
$3.00French Toast (2)
$2.00Fruit
$4.50Grits
$3.00English Muffin (Substitute for Toast)
$0.75Corn Muffin (Substitute for Toast)
$1.25Avocado
$3.00Spinach
$3.00Fiesta Favorites
Huevos Rancheros
$11.00
Two corn tortillas topped with refried black beans, chorizo sausage, two eggs, and house made salsa
South of the Border
$12.00
Three eggs with peppers, onions, jalapeño, black beans, tomato, and cheddar jack cheese. Served in a burrito
Breakfast Quesadilla
$12.00
Three eggs scrambled, sautéed onions, choice of ham, bacon, or sausage and cheese in a tortilla topped with tomato and spicy hollandaise
Jester Tacos
$15.00
Three soft tortillas filled with scrambled eggs, and melted cheddar cheese, topped with chorizo, grape tomatoes, scallions, jalapeños and grilled corn. Served with home fries
Mexi-Omelet
$13.00
Avocado, tomato, jalapeño and pepper jack cheese, topped with salsa. Served with home fries and toast
Wings
Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie
Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery. Available in Orders of:
- (8) $11.00
- (12) $14.00
- (25) $27.00
- Additional Blue Cheese
- $0.75
- Additional Carrots & Celery
- $1.50
Sides
English Muffin
$1.25Corn Muffin
$1.50Ham, Bacon, or Sausage
$2.00Home Made Sausage Patties
$3.00Sauteed Spinach
$3.00Avocado
$3.00Corned Beef Hash
$5.00Small Seasonal Fruit Plate
$4.50Sandwiches
Eggy "McmMuff"
$6.00
One egg and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on an english muffin
- Add Cheese
- $0.70
Von Kaiser
$8.00
Two eggs, cheese, and choice of ham, bacon, or sausage on kaiser roll
Waffle Sandwich
$13.00
Ham, Swiss cheese, two eggs over medium, & maple mustard butter, sandwiched in a house made belgian waffle, with a choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Classic BLT
$10.00
Bacon, lettuce, and tomato served on choice of toast with home fries or crinkle cut fries
Cali Style BLT
$14.00
Sliced turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and avocado, served on a kaiser roll with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
The "Honey" Farm
$15.00
Deli sliced ham, turkey, and provolone cheese, topped with fresh arugula and honey mustard, served on freshly pressed ciabatta bread wtih choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$8.00
Choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
- With Bacon
- $1.50
- With Bacon and Tomato
- $2.00
Caprese Panini
$14.00
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, and basil, drizzled with olive oil and balsamic glaze, served on a freshly pressed ciabatta bread with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Greek Salad Wrap
$13.00
Mixed greens, black olives, cucumbers, tomato, red onion, and feta cheese, served with Greek dressing in your choice of wrap with home fries or crinkle cut fries
- Add Chicken
- $2.00
Sunrise Burger
$14.00
An 8oz burger, cooked to your liking and topped with bacon, your choice of cheese, and two fried eggs. Served with choice of home fries or crinkle cut fries
Batter Up
Add $1.50 for 2 eggs, Add $2 for meat, Add $2.50 for fresh strawberries
Pancakes
$7.00
Plain with butter and syrup
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$8.00
With butter and syrup
Banana Pecan Pancakes
$9.00
With butter and syrup
French Toast
$9.00
Coated with vanilla, cinnamon egg wash
Belgian Waffle
$8.00
With butter and syrup
Bread Pudding French Toast
$11.00
Our fluffy French toast, dipped in a vanilla bread pudding egg wash, topped with fresh mixed berries
Breakfast Churro Bites
$10.00
cinnamon swirl bread, dipped in cinnamon vanilla egg wash, coated with cinnamon sugar, toasted, and served with honey maple dipping sauce
Chicken and Waffles
$11.00
Fluffy Belgian Waffle topped with crispy buttermilk chicken tenders
The Benedicts
Poached eggs with Hollandaise Sauce on an English Muffin, served with home fries
Benny of The Week
Ask your server
- MP
The Original
$10.00
Served with canadian bacon
Veggie Benny
$13.00
Grilled tomato, avocado, spinach
The Mcfee
$11.00
Served with corned beef hash
The Pincher
$13.00
Served with crab cakes
Kidiot Breakfast
Includes on small juice or milk (chocolate milk additional $0.50)
French Toast Sticks
$6.00Silver Dollar Pancakes
$6.00Egg in a Basket
$6.00
One egg cooked in your choice of toast
Oatmeal
$6.00
Maple Brown Sugar or cinnamon apple
Scrambled Eggs
$6.00
With your choice of bacon or sausage
Appetizers
Disco Fries
$9.00
Crinkle cut fries smothered in mozzarella cheese & served with a side of gravy
Mini Chicken Tacos
$9.00
Served with sides of sour cream & salsa, topped with cheddar jack cheese
Chicken Fingers
$11.00
Italian style fingers served with house-made honey mustard
- Add Buffalo Sauce
- $1.00
Sweet Jesus Potato Fries
$11.00
Sweet potato fries drizzled with house-made cinnamon sauce. Topped with glazed pecans
Bodacious Tot-Tots
$11.00
Tater tots loaded with melted cheddar jack cheese, chopped bacon & fresh chives, drizzled with ranch dressing. Served with a side of sour cream
Mac 'N Cheese Wedges
$13.00
Three 5-cheese blend macaroni wedges, mixed with bacon, breaded & deep fried. Served with ranch dressing
Crab Cakes
$13.00
Two house made lump crab cakes, served with cajun remoulade
Nachos Locos
$13.00
Nachos smothered with melted cheddar jack cheese, sliced jalapeños, sour cream, black olives, pico de gallo, salsa & chili
- Add Chicken
- $2.00
- Add Pulled Pork
- $3.00
Lobster Wontons (6)
$15.00
Fresh lobster & cream cheese filled wontons, lightly fried. Served with Asian dipping sauce
Stoopid Sampler
$17.00
Wings, fried pickle chips, mini chicen tacos, mozzarella sticks, and onion rings. Served with the appropriate dipping sauces
Cajun Seared Tuna
$16.00
Cajun seasoned ahi tuna, served over a bed of mixed greens with wasabi mayo & teriyaki drizzle
Onion Ring Tower
$10.00
Served with chipotle mayo
Mozzarella Sticks
$9.00
Parmesan dusted with a side of house-made marinara
Fried Pickle Chips
$10.00
Tempura battered pickle chips served with house-made honey mustard or ranch
Quesadilla
$11.00
Bacon, cheddar, and monterey jack in a crispy tortilla with salsa, pico de gallo, and sour cream
gluten-free
- Add Chicken
- $2.00
- Add Steak or Shrimp
- $4.00
Steak Rolls
$15.00
Grilled steak, melted provolone cheese, sauteed onions and mushrooms. Served in a crispy egg roll with a side of horseradish
Loaded Vip Fries
$11.00
Cheddar, pepper jack, bacon, and pico de gallo served with sour cream
Buffalo Chicken Dip
$15.00
Shredded chicken, blend of cheese & buffalo sauce in a bread bowl. Served with celery, carrots, and house-made tortilla chips
Sit-N-Spinach Dip
$14.00
Oversized breadbowl filled with marinated artichoke hearts, spinach, and cream cheese blend
Jumbo Hot Pretzel
Served with mustard
- $8.00
- Add Nacho Cheese $7.00
Marinated Steak Tidbits
$14.00
Marinated steak bits topped with blue cheese crumbles and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis
gluten-free
Our Famous Wings
Wings
Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots, and celery. Trademark Buffalo / Honey BBQ / Garlic & Parmesan / Teriyaki / Johnny Black BBQ / Dry Rub / Honey Sriracha / Peppercorn Plunge / Firecracker / V.I.P. / Atomic / Sweet Bayou / St. Looie. Available in Orders of:
- (8) $12.00
- (12) $15.00
- (25) $28.00
- Additional Blue Cheese
- $0.75
- Additional Carrots & Celery
- $1.50
Boneless Bits
$12.00
Boneless chicken bits, lightly floured & fried, or grilled and tossed in your choice of wing sauce. Served with blue cheese dressing, carrots & celery
Salads
Dressings: Italian / Blue Cheese / Balsamic Vinaigrette / Fat Free Raspberry Vinaigrette / Ranch / Thousand Island / Honey Mustard / Extra Side: $0.75. Add to any salad: Chicken $2 / Steak or Shrimp $4 / Seared Tuna $7
Garden Salad
$9.00
Romaine lettuce, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, and red onion
gluten-free
The Wedge
$11.00
Crispy icebery wedge with crumbled blue cheese, tomatoes, and crumbled bacon
gluten-free
Cobb Salad
$14.00
Romaine lettuce, hard boiled egg, avocado, red onion, bacon, blue cheese crumble, and apple slices
gluten-free
V.i.p. Salad
$13.00
Mesclun greens, grilled chicken marinated in our V.I.P. wing sauce with frazzled onions, tortilla strips, corn, and black beans
Caesar Salad
$11.00
Romaine lettuce, creamy caesar dressing, croutons, and parmesan
gluten-free
The G.o.a.t. (Greatest of All Time)
$15.00
Mixed greens, goat cheese, avocado, roasted beets, grape tomatoes, and pecans
gluten-free
- Topped with Grilled Chicken, Substitute Steak or Shrimp for (Extra)
- $2.00
Main Street Salad
$12.00
Glazed pecans, crispy bacon, tomato, carrots, red & green peppers, cucumber, red onion, and blue cheese crumbles on a bed of spinach
gluten-free
Bistro Salad
$14.00
Mesclun greens, fresh mozzarella, and roasted red peppers drizzled with balsamic glaze
gluten-free
- Topped with Grilled Chicken, Substitute Steak or Shrimp for (Extra)
- $2.00
Quinoa Salad
$15.00
With wilted spinach, grape, tomatoes, cucumber, chickpeas, black olives, roasted red peppers, and feta cheese, tossed with lemon and oil dressing
Soups
Soup of the Day
- $6.00
- Upgrade To Bowl $8.00
Chicken Noodle Soup
- $6.00
- Upgrade To Bowl $8.00
French Onion Soup
$8.00Lobster Bisque
- $7.00
- Upgrade To Bowl $10.00
Stoopid Sliders (3)
Three Stooges Sliders (Happy Hour)
$13.00
Mini burgers served with bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and thousand island dressing on mini pretzel rolls
Crab Cake Sliders
$15.00
House made lump crab cakes topped with lettuce, tomato, and cajun remoulade, served on mini pretzel rolls
The Little Sh*Tz (Happy Hour)
$14.00
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese on mini martin potato rolls
Lobster Roll Sliders
$15.00
House made lobster salad on toasted mini martin potato rolls
V.I.P. Sliders
$16.00
Filet mignon sliders topped with provolone, fresh arugula, and horseradish mayo on mini pretzel rolls
Flatbreads
The Bruschetta (Happy Hour)
$11.00
Melted mozzarella topped with house made bruschetta
vegetarian
The Fajita
$11.00
Topped with grilled chicken, melted cheddar cheese, green & red peppers, onions, and rice
- Substitute Steak or Shrimp, Add
- $2.00
The Buffalo (Happy Hour)
$13.00
Topped with our trademark buffalo chicken & mozzarella, drizzled with ranch dressing
The Black-N-Blue
$15.00
Steak, blue cheese crumbles, and arugula, drizzled with balsamic glaze
Healthier Options
Veggie Quesadilla
$11.00
Broccoli, peppers, onions, carrots, zucchini, and melted cheddar cheese. Served in a gluten-free tortilla with sour cream & pico de gallo
vegetarian
gluten-free
Mediterranean Dip
$11.00
House made with hummus, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, & feta cheese, served with toasted pita
vegetarian
We-Go-Vego Burger
$17.00
An impossible vegan burger patty topped with lettuce, tomato, grilled onion, mustard, and sriracha mayo
vegetarian
House-Made Veggie Burger
$13.00
8oz patty blend of broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, cream cheese, garlic, lentils, and bread crumbs on a brioche bun
House-Made Turkey Burger
$13.00
8oz turkey patty served on a brioche bun with house made cranberry spread on the side
Chipotle Chicken Burger
$16.00
Freshly made chicken burger topped with pepper jack cheese, tomato, avocado, red onion, and southwestern slaw
Ahi Tuna Wrap
$18.00
Grilled ahi tuna, avocado, mixed greens, wasabi mayo, and teriyaki drizzle
gluten-free
Roasted Vegetable Panini
$15.00
Eggplant, red and green pepers, zucchini, onions, tomato, and fresh mozarella
Signature Dishes
Dreamy Tortellini
$18.00
Tortellini, tossed with shrimp, fresh spinach, and grape tomatoes in a creamy alfredo sauce
V.I.P. Ribs
Served with mac n' cheese and coleslaw
- Half Rack $13.00
- Full Rack $19.00
Marinated Steak Tidbits
$20.00
Marinated steak bits topped with crumbled blue cheese and scallions, served with toasted garlic crostinis and choice of side
Jazzy Jambalaya
$18.00
Cajun style chicken, andouille sausage, shrimp over a bed of rice
Idiot Francese
$19.00
Chicken cutlets sautéed in house made francese sauce served over pasta
Burgers
All burgers come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2
Burger
$12.00Cheeseburger
$13.00The Ace
$17.00
8oz burger stacked with (5) strips of bacon with choice of cheese
The Meathead
$18.00
10oz burger stuffed with bacon, mushroom, onion, and cheddar cheese on a bishop roll
The Burgundy
$14.00
8oz burger, bacon, and swiss cheese, cajun dipped & topped with chips
Texas Burger
$14.00
8oz burger, topped with fried jalapeños, fried onions, pepper jack cheese, & BBQ sauce
Marinated Burger
$14.00
8oz burger, covered in our signature marinade
Short Rib Burger
$15.00
8oz burger, topped with cheddar cheese, slow-cooked short rib, and frazzled onions
Wraps & Paninis
All wraps & paninis come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Wraps are all available in: white, whole wheat, spinach & herb, tomato & basil, habanero sauce, or gluten free. Substitute any side for $2
El Diablo Wrap
$14.00
Grilled chicken, rice, avocado, provolone cheese, sautéed onions, and chipotle sauce
gluten-free
Oh-Hell-Thy Chicken Wrap
$15.00
Lightly-seasoned grilled chicken, romaine lettuce, avocado, bacon and provolone cheese with ranch dressing
gluten-free
Grilled Chicken Panini
$15.00
Grilled chicken, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella, and pesto
Healthy Italian Wrap
$14.00
Grilled chicken, arugula, sun-dried tomato pesto, and fresh mozzarella
gluten-free
Prime Panini
$16.00
Sliced prime rib, sautéed onions, melted provolone cheese with spicy horseradish mayo
Sandwiches
All sandwiches come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house made potato chips. Substitute any side for $2
American Chicken Sandwich
$13.00
Breaded and fried chicken cutlet with American cheese and bacon on a pretzel roll
- On a Hero Add
- $4.00
Sweet Chicky Sandwich
$13.00
Grilled seasoned chicken, swiss cheese, bacon, and crispy onions topped with honey BBQ sauce on a pretzel roll
It's the Sh*T Sandwich
$16.00
Pulled pork, frazzled onions, cole slaw, and cheddar cheese served on a bishop roll
Sliced Steak Sandwich
$17.00
Marinated and cooked to your liking, served with crispy frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
Grilled Cheese on Texas Toast
$10.00- With Bacon, Add
- $1.50
- With Bacon & Tomato, Add
- $2.00
Turkey Club
$15.00
Turkey, lettuce, tomato, avocado, applewood smoked bacon, and chipotle mayo on a brioche bun
Groovin' Reuben
$15.00
Corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and russian dressing on toasted rye
Philly Cheese Steak
$15.00
Sliced roast beef, sauteed onions and peppets, melted American and nacho cheese
Filet Mcmuff
$19.00
Marinated petite filet mignon, sauteed mushrooms, onions, and melted swiss cheese on an english muffin
Moe
$16.00
Hot roast beef and melted mozzarella with gravy or au jus on a toasted garlic hero
Larry Po' Boy
$17.00
Grilled cajun shrimp, shredded lettuce, tomato, fried jalapeños, red onion, avocado, and chipotle mayo on a toasted garlic hero
Curly
$15.00
Grilled or blackened chicken, chipotle mayo, and frazzled onions on a toasted garlic hero
- Add Buffalo Sauce
- $0.75
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General Info
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Breakfast
Lunch
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Hours
Monday:
10:30am - 2:00am
Tuesday:
10:30am - 2:00am
Wednesday:
10:30am - 2:00am
Thursday:
10:30am - 2:00am
Friday:
10:30am - 2:00am
Saturday:
7:00am - 2:00am
Sunday:
7:00am - 2:00am
Additional Information:
Breakfast hours Saturday Breakfast 7am-12pm and Sunday 7am-1pm. Sunday Football hours for breakfast are 7am-12pm. *OPEN FOR SELCT HOLIDAYS**