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The Funkadelic
4715 S Lamar Blvd
Sunset Valley, TX 78745
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Open 7 Days a Week 7:00AM - 3:30PM. Kids Menu, Beverages and More Available Online
Savory
The Hash Scramble
$13.00
Egg, Smoked Beef Sausage, Bacon, kale and Cheddar scramble served with Potato Latke Hash and a Choice of One Side
The Funkadelic Migas
$12.00
Scrambled Eggs, Pico de Gallo, Cheddar, Crispy Corn Tortilla Strips, Chingona Sauce, and Avocado. Served with a choice of Corn of Flour tortilla and Choice of One Side
The Americano
$13.00
Scrambled Eggs, Crispy Smoked Bacon, Cup of Fruit and Potato Latke Hash
Miguelito's Pupusas
$13.00
Corn Pupusas stuffed with Queso Fresco, topped with Braised Beef Carne Mechada, Pickled Radishes and Beets and Cilantro. Comes with a Choice of One Side
Smoked Brisket Reuben
$13.00
Grilled Rye Bread with Smoked Brisket, Gruyere Cheese, Sauerkraut, and Romesco-Russian Dressing with a Choice of One Side
Funkadelic Burger
$13.00
Ground Sirloin Burger topped with Pico de Gallo, Gruyere or Cheddar, Avocado, Chingona Sauce and Bacon on a Brioche Bun. Comes with a Choice of One Side
- Add an Egg for
- $1.00
Bossman Tacos
$13. Choose 2 taco options and Choice of One Side. Begin with your choice of Tortillas from Corn, Flour or Almond Flour (add $1). Substitutions for Vegans and Vegetarians: Soyrizo, Tofu Scramble, Egg Whites. Salsa Options: Salsa Verde, Salsa Roja, Chingona Sauce, Lime Sour Cream. Taco On The Sly - Any Single Taco from below $4
Average Joe
Bacon, Egg, Cheddar
Hash Taco
Potato Hash, Egg, Cheddar
San Antonio
Sausage, Cheddar, Egg
El Sancho
Chorizo, Egg, Cheddar
Texas Style
Smoked Brisket, Sautéed Onions, Pablano Peppers, Jack Cheese
Taco a la Parilla
Grilled Steak or Chicken with Avocado, Cilantro, Charred Tomatoes, Cheddar
Vegetarian
Beans, Avocado, Cheddar, Charred Tomatoes
Harvest Taco
Grilled Kale, Charred Corn, Onions, and Pablano Peppers with Roasted Sweet Potatoes
The Crunch
Potato Hash, Goat Cheese, Chives and Egg
Main
Avocado Toast on Marbled Rye
$8.00
Fresh Guacamole Spread with Shaved Parmesan, Grilled Corn and Shallot Relish, and Charred Cherry Tomatoes
- Add an Egg for
- $1.00
Huevos Rancheros Tostadas
$8.00
Crispy Corn Tostada with Egg, Charred Tomatoes, Black Bean Puree, Salsa Verde, Queso Fresco and Cilantro
Roasted Beet Salad with Goat Cheese Bombs
$11.00
Balsamic Glazed Roasted Beets, Mixed Greens, Bacon, Avocado, Red Onions and Corn Tortilla Crusted Goat Cheese Bombs tossed in a Citrus Herb Vinaigrette
Kale Caesar Salad
$10.00
Kale, Flaked Parmesan, Rye Croutons, Shredded Carrots, Grilled Corn and Shallot Relish and Toasted Pepita Seeds tossed with house made Caesar Dressing
Sweet
Joe's Donut Holes
$8.00
House made Donut Holes with Powdered Sugar, Cinnamon Sugar and Dulce de Leche
Brioche French Toast
$12.00
Thick Sliced Brioche made with an Orange Zest, Lemon Custard Batter, topped with Fresh Seasonal Berries with Choice of One Side
Buttermilk Pancakes
Fluffy Golden Buttermilk Pancakes with Vanilla, served Maple Syrup, and and a choice of Peanut Buffer, Blueberry Jam or Nutella with Choice of One Side
- Sm $10.00
- Lg $12.00
Churros Waffles
$12.00
Crispy Churros Belgian Waffles squares with Horchata Whipped Cream and Powdered Sugar with Choice of One Side
- Add Fried Chicken Thigh
- $4.00
Main
Elote Salad
$9.00
Grilled Corn, Red Bell Peppers, Pablanos and Shallots with Arugula, Parmesan and Corn Tortilla Strips tossed with a creamy Lime-Chili Dressing
- Add Grilled Steak, Grilled Chicken, Fried Chicken Thigh
- $4.00
- Add Chicken Fried Tofu for
- $3.00
Braised Citrus Pork Carnitas Tostadas
$13.00
Two Carnitas Tostadas with Queso Fresco, Avocado, Cilantro, Lime Sour Cream and Salsa Verde with Choice of One Side
Spicy Island Pupusas
$13.00
Two Cheese-Stuffed Pupusas topped with Pineapple-Chipotle Braised Chicken, a Cabbage and Pablano Slaw tossed with Mustard Vinaigrette, with Choice of One Side
Thai Yellow Curry
$12.00
Lemongrass Marinated Grilled Chicken in house-made Thai Yellow Curry Sauce, topped with Pineapple Salsa, served with Steamed Jasmine Rice and Charred Kale. Option to substitute Chicken Fried Tofu
Brisket Flautas
$12.00
Three Corn Flautas stuffed with Smoked Brisket, topped with Lime Sour Cream, Pico de Gallo, Chingona Sauce and Cilantro, with Choice of One Side