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Ted's Bulletin - Merrifield
2911 District Ave
Fairfax, VA 22031
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Kid's Menu
Guide To Happiness
Beverage Menu
Shakes / Sweets
Main Menu
Kid's Menu
Main
$5.99; Yes! We have gluten free bread!
Mr. Breakfast
single pancake, fruit, bacon; add a scrambled egg for +$0.75
PB&J
with fries or fruit
Elbow Macaroni
choose tomato, cheese or butter sauce with fries or fruit
Grilled Cheese
with fries or fruit
Chicken Fingers
with fries or fruit
Kid's Burger
with fries or fruit
Mr. Healthy Habits
peanut butter, apples, celery with fruit
Cocktails
As kids, we traveled back to Ted's boyhood home in southern West Virginia; the place where the names of towns and counties are as interesting as the terrain of the "hollers." We've used these names as inspiration for our cocktails
Wood County Whiskey
$11.00
bourbon, lemon & apricot
Moscow Mule
$10.00
vodka, lime, simple syrup & ginger beer
Ginger Rogers
$10.00
gin, lemon, coriander ginger syrup, ginger ale & mint
The Big Ugly
$11.00
bourbon, maraschino liquor, sweet vermouth & angostura bitters
Margarita
$10.00
classic, raspberry, peach or pomegranate
Hurricane
$10.00
rum, passion fruit, oj & lime
Lincoln County Line
$11.00
vodka, rosemary-blackberry syrup & sparkling white wine
Williamson Fig
$11.00
vodka, raspberry syrup, sparkling white wine & fig marmalade
Rum Creek Road
$11.00
light rum, dark rum, lime juice & simple syrup
Ted's Spiked Strawberry Lemonade
$10.00
vodka, muddled strawberries & fresh lemonade
Brunch Cocktails
Bloody Mary
$9.50
classic, bbq & bacon or old bay
Bellini
$9.50
peach or raspberry
Mimosa
$9.50
classic, pineapple ginger or cranberry
Bottled Beer
Flying Dog Easy IPA
$6.00
session india pale ale
Miller Lite
$5.00
pale lager
Angry Orchard Easy Apple
$5.00
cider, gluten free
Blue Moon
$5.00
belgian white ale
Rotating Local Beer
$6.00
ask your server
Whites
Pinot Grigio, La Fiera
- $8.00
- $30.00
Chardonnay, Originals
- $9.00
- $32.00
Riesling, Fritz Zimmer
- $9.00
- $32.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Fault Line
- $9.00
- $32.00
Rosé, Mont Gravet
- $9.00
- $32.00
Reds
Blend, Ghost Runner
- $9.00
- $32.00
Malbec del Mercado, Santa Julia
- $9.00
- $32.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Roblar
- $10.00
- $38.00
Pinot Noir, Butternut
- $10.00
- $38.00
Adult Milkshakes
Irish Caramel Coffee
$10.99
cream
Mocha
$10.99
Kahlúa
Grasshopper
$10.99
Kahlúa & crème de menthe
White Russian
$10.99
Vodka & Kahlúa
Nutty Professor
$10.99
Hazelnut liqueur
Toasted Coconut
$10.99
Coconut rum
Key Lime Pie
$10.99
Coconut rum
Bananas Foster
$10.99
Banana rum
Peppermint Junior
$10.99
Peppermint schnapps
Millionaire Malt
$19.99
Glenlivet 18 Yr.
Milkshakes / Malts
$7.99; Make Mine a Malted!
Vanilla
Strawberry
Chocolate
S'mores
Peanut Butter, Chocolate & Banana
Peppermint
Caramel Macchiato
Heath Almond
Oreo
Coffee
Strawberry Banana
PB & J
Cocktails
Jalapeño Pineapple Margarita
$12.00
jalapeño-infused tequila, triple sec, pineapple, lime
Rosette Spritz
$12.00
bianco vermouth, pamplemousse, lemon, sparkling rosé
Avenue Smash
$12.00
bourbon, amaro averna, blackberry, rosemary, bitters
Strawberry Lemonade
$12.00
vodka, lemon, strawberry, soda
212
$12.00
rye, sweet vermouth, amaro, orange bitters
Spiked Peach Tea
$11.00
light rum, ginger, peach, carrot, lemon, iced tea
Lavender Mule
$11.00
vodka, ginger, lavender, lime
El Diablo 2
$11.00
tequila, chile liqueur, peach schnapps, lemon
Dirty Shirley
$11.00
vodka, cassis, egg white*, lemon
Oldest Fashioned
$13.00
bourbon, demerara, black walnut bitters
Brunch Cocktails
Mimosa
$9.50
classic, pineapple ginger, or cranberry
Bellini
$9.50
peach or raspberry
Bloody Mary
$10.50
classic, bbq & bacon, or old bay
Cold Brew Martini
Cold Brew Martini
$12.00
a jolt to start your day or evening: vodka, kahlúa, Ted's cold brew
Liqueur
Disaronno
$10.00Aperol
$8.00Baileys
$10.00Campari
$10.00Drambuie
$10.00Fernet-Branca
$9.00Frangelico
$10.00Grand Marnier
$10.00Sfumato
$8.00Averna
$8.00Draft
Narragansett, Pawtucket, Rhode Island
$5.00Ted's Rotating Local
$7.00Ted's Rotating IPA
$6.00Ted's Rotating Seasonal
$7.00Bottles and Cans
Bell's Light Hearted Ale, Comstock, Michigan
$7.00Miller Lite, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
$5.00Dogfish Head Seaquench Ale, Milton, Delaware
$7.00Sierra Nevada, Chico, California
$7.00Founders All Day IPA Grand Rapids, Michigan
$7.00Allagash Tripel, Portland, Maine
$8.00Austin Eastciders Seasonal, Austin, Texas
$7.00Corona, Mexico
$5.00White
A.A. Badenhorst, The Curator White
Crisp; zippy, orchard fruit, crowd-pleaser
- $8.00
- $28.00
Broadbent Vinho Verde
Spritzy; clean, refreshing, a patio staple
- $9.00
- $32.00
Domaine Paul Buisse, Sauvignon Blanc
Savory; zesty, herbaceous, a great starter
- $11.00
- $40.00
Novellum Chardonnay
Silky; floral, creamy, a full-bodied aroma bomb
- $12.00
- $44.00
Zenato Pinot Grigio
Smooth; key lime, green apple, peach, refreshing
- $9.00
- $32.00
Sparkling
Simonet Brut, Blanc de Blancs
Bubbles; Crisp sparkling for any time. Mimosa, anyone?
- $8.00
- $34.00
François Montand, Brut Rosé
Pink Bubbles; intense with a tinge of color, simple luxury
- $10.00
- $36.00
Red
A.A. Badenhorst, The Curator Red
Hustler; fruit, spice, and everything nice
- $8.00
- $28.00
Closerie des Lys Pinot Noir
Cherry; classic, funky, old-world charm
- $12.00
- $44.00
Cantele, Salice Salentino Riserva
Hearty; deep, dark, like getting lost in velvet
- $9.00
- $32.00
Herència Altés, Terra Alta Garnatxa Negra
Playful; floral, bright, butterfly in a bee's frame
- $9.00
- $32.00
Milbrandt Vineyards, Cabernet Sauvignon
Luscious; rich, vanilla, new-world chutzpah
- $11.00
- $40.00
*This item may be raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness
Ted's Tarts
$4; Ask about our seasonal Ted's Tart!
Strawberry
Brown Sugar & Cinnamon**
S'mores
Blueberry Cheesecake
Pies & Cakes
Mini Pie
$8.00
chocolate cream, banana cream
Cake Slice
$9.00
double chocolate devil's food four layer carrot
Milkshakes
Vanilla
$7.99Strawberry
$7.99Chocolate
$7.99Espresso
$7.99Oreo
$8.99S'mores
$8.99Caramel Macchiato
$8.99Pb, Chocolate & Banana
$8.99Boozy Shakes
Irish Caramel Coffee
$10.99
irish cream
White Russian
$10.99
vodka & kahlúa
Mocha
$10.99
kahlúa
Grasshopper
$10.99
kahlúa & crème de menthe
Nutty Professor
$10.99
hazelnut liqueur
Bananas Foster
$10.99
banana rum
Millionaire Malt
$19.99
glenlivet 18
**Contains nuts
Starters
Smoked Salmon Rangoon
$10.89
smoked salmon + scallion cream cheese stuffed wontons, yum yum sauce
Warm Pretzels
$9.29
beer cheese
vegetarian
Fried Cauliflower^
$7.49
ranch seasoning, buffalo ranch sauce
vegetarian
Popcorn Shrimp
$11.49
hand-breaded, yum yum sauce
Loaded Tots^
$9.49
bacon, asiago, cheddar, vidalia bacon ranch dressing
Avocado Hummus
$9.89
feta cheese, EVOO drizzle, pita, calabrese peppers, vegetable crudités
vegetarian
Chicken Tenders
$10.89
hand-breaded, your choice of honey mustard or buffalo style with bleu cheese dressing
Deviled Eggs^
$7.89
scallions, bacon
Salads
Ted's Cobb
$16.89
fried chicken, bacon lardons, tomato, deviled eggs, pickled onions, avocado, gorgonzola cheese, bacon vidalia ranch dressing
Mexican Street Salad
$17.49
carne asada*, mexican street corn, roasted poblano, avocado, tomatoes, cotija cheese, tortilla strips, avocado vinaigrette
Bleu Cheese Wedge Salad
$10.89
bacon lardons, cherry tomatoes, chives, house bleu cheese dressing
Greek Salad
$11.89
pepperoncinis, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, kalamata olives, feta cheese, pita chips, oregano, lemon feta vinaigrette
vegetarian
Shrimp Caesar
$17.89
shaved parmesan cheese, croutons, caesar dressing*
Harvest Salad
$12.29
baby kale, butternut squash, gala apples, crispy farro, brussels sprout leaves, candied pecans, parmesan cheese, apple cider vinaigrette
vegetarian
Soups
Soups made fresh from scratch daily!
Ted's Tomato Soup^
vegetarian
- Cup $3.29
- Bowl $5.49
Tortilla Soup
tortilla strips, pico de gallo, cotija
- Cup $4.29
- Bowl $6.89
Stovetop Chili
sour cream, cheddar, chives, buttered cornbread
- Cup $5.29
- Bowl $8.29
Newbies
Grilled Salmon*
$23.29
seared brussels sprouts, fingerling potatoes, grape tomatoes, chimichurri, romesco
Filet Mignon*
$32.89
mashed potatoes with gravy, sautéed spinach, side salad
Short Rib Stroganoff
$19.89
red wine braised short rib, sour cream, mushroom sauce, pappardelle
Impossible Bolognese
$17.89
tomato sauce, coconut cream, pappardelle
vegetarian
Timeless
Ask your server about gluten-free pasta options!
Country Fried Chicken
$19.19
boneless breast, mashed potatoes, white gravy, glazed carrots
Steak Frites^
$24.89
8 oz flatiron steak*, truffle fries, béarnaise, side salad
Fish + Chips
$18.49
beer battered cod, coleslaw, jalapeño tartar sauce
Chicken Parmesan
$20.89
hand-breaded, fettuccine, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, garlic toast, side salad
Mustard + Sesame Crusted Tuna Bowl* ^
$19.89
jasmine rice, shiitake + carrot slaw, avocado, radish, cucumber, cilantro, sticky garlic sauce
Alabama White BBQ Chicken
$19.89
crispy half chicken, tangy white BBQ sauce, mashed potatoes with gravy, sautéed spinach
Short Rib Pot Roast^
$22.89
whipped potatoes, demi-glace, glazed carrots, crispy onions
Meatloaf
$17.89
glazed carrots, mashed potatoes, ketchup glaze
Chicken Piccata
$17.29
fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Burgers
Gluten-free buns available for $1. Burgers cooked medium-well unless otherwise specified. Add a patty for $3.
Ted's Burger*
$15.89
double sharp cheddar cheese, caramelized onions, bacon, fried egg*, chives
All-American Burger*
$16.49
american cheese, shredded lettuce, tomato, thousand island dressing
Southwest Impossible Burger
$16.89
white cheddar, red peppers, avocado relish, green chile sauce
vegetarian
Peanut Butter Bacon Burger**
$15.89
side of tomato jam
Sandwiches
Substitute side salad or truffle fries for $1. Gluten-free bread available
House Pastrami
$16.49
NY style - brown mustard, sauerkraut, swiss cheese; reuben style - thousand island dressing, sauerkraut, swiss cheese
- Served with Hand-Cut Fries, Double Meat
- $5.00
The Club
$14.89
turkey, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, avocado relish, avocado mayo, hand-cut fries
Short Rib Sammy
$15.89
white cheddar, arugula, horseradish mayo, challah, hand-cut fries
Mustard + Sesame Crusted Tuna Sandwich*
$15.89
shiitake and carrot slaw, pickled mustard seeds, wasabi mayo, cilantro, cucumber, hand-cut fries
Grilled Cheese
Ted's tomato soup. Deluxe: stuffed with choice of bacon or tomato. Super Deluxe: stuffed with braised short rib and mac 'n' cheese
vegetarian
- $10.99
- Deluxe $12.89
- Super Deluxe $15.89
Pickle Brined Crispy Chicken Sandwich
$14.49
yum yum sauce, pickles, hand-cut fries
Nashville Hot Chicken
$14.89
nashville hot spice, house pickles, hand-cut fries
Mediterranean Chicken Feta Burger
$14.29
ciabatta, tzatziki, harissa, caramelized onions, spinach, tomatoes
Sides
Hand-Cut Fries^
$5.49
vegetarian
Mash with Gravy^
$5.49Glazed Carrots^
$5.49
vegetarian
Steamed Broccoli^
$5.49
vegan
Sautéed Spinach^
$5.49
vegan
Side Salad
$5.49
vegetarian
Mac 'n' Cheese
$6.49
vegetarian
House Tots
$6.49Bacon & Bleu Cheese Brussels Sprouts^
$6.49Truffle Fries^
$6.49
vegetarian
Classics
Big Mark Breakfast
$15.95
3 eggs*, 2 slices of applewood bacon, 2 sausages, hash browns, toast, Ted's Tart
Jon's Omelet*
$13.49
spinach, mushrooms, swiss, hash browns, choice of meat
Original Breakfast Burrito
$15.89
choice of chorizo or marinated flank steak*, scrambled eggs, cotija cheese, avocado cream, green chile sauce, diced tomatoes, cilantro, hash browns
- Add Double Meat
- $2.99
Huevos Rancheros^
$15.29
corn tostadas, 3 sunny eggs*, chorizo, refried black beans, chile de arbol salsa, cotija cheese, crema, pico de gallo
T.U.B.S. (Ted's Ultimate Breakfast Sammy)
$12.89
applewood bacon, sausage, egg over medium*, scrambled egg, cheddar cheese, griddled toast, hash browns
Steak & Eggs^
$19.89
8 oz flatiron steak*, 2 eggs*, chimichurri, cheddar grits
Chicken 'n' Biscuits
$14.89
3 biscuits, hand-breaded chicken tenders, honey drizzle, mumbo sauce, hash browns
- Add Sausage Gravy
- $2.99
Nana's Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
$13.89
2 eggs*, hash browns
Monte Cristo
$13.89
ham, mayo, dijon mustard, swiss, french toast batter, hash browns
Smoked Salmon Benedict
$18.89
smoked salmon*, poached egg*, house-made hollandaise, english muffin, hash browns
Ted's Hash^
$14.89
pastrami, 2 eggs*, potatoes, choice of toast
Pancake Stack or Thick-Cut French Toast
$13.49
2 eggs*, hash browns
vegetarian
- Add Choice of Meat
- $2.99
- Add Blueberries, Strawberries, or Chocolate Chips
- $1.00
Ted's Tart Pancakes
$14.95
crushed strawberry Ted's Tarts mixed in! 2 eggs*, hash browns, fresh strawberries, whipped cream
vegetarian
- Add Choice of Meat
- $2.99
Lighter Fare
Avocado Toast
$13.89
poached eggs*, smashed avocado, cherry tomatoes, pickled chiles, radish, fried garlic, micro cilantro, lime, 7 grain toast
vegetarian
- Add Smoked Salmon*
- $6.00
Salmon Toast
$15.89
salt cured salmon*, crème fraîche, lemon zest, fried capers, everything seasoning, 7 grain toast
Garden Omelet
$13.69
egg whites*, spinach, broccoli, diced red onion, tomato, side of fruit
vegetarian
Grain Bowl
$13.89
sunny egg*, sautéed spinach, rice, farro, crispy quinoa, cotija cheese, pickled chiles, micro cilantro, pumpkin seeds, green chile sauce
vegetarian
Daily Specials
Served Daily Starting at 4 Pm
Monday - Burger* & Shake
$18.89
your choice of burger and milkshake; boozy shake (excludes millionaire malt)
- Boozy Shake
- $3.00
Tuesday - Ted's Tacos
$15.89
rotating selection ask your server for details
Wednesday - Nashville Hot Chicken Platter
$16.89
nashville hot spice, house pickles, white bread, mac 'n' cheese, hand-cut fries
Thursday - Shrimp & Grits^
$21.89
jumbo shrimp, butter grits, bacon, bell peppers, onions, tomato, celery, garlic
Friday - Shrimp Pasta
$21.89
fettuccine, capers, mushrooms, white wine, light cream, lemon
Saturday - Surf & Turf
$34.89
filet mignon*, grilled shrimp, chimichurri, sautéed spinach, mashed potatoes with gravy, side salad
Sunday - Country Fried Steak
$19.89
flatiron steak*, mashed potatoes, white gravy, glazed carrots
Sides
$5.99
Seasonal Fruit
Sausage Patties
Chicken Sausage Links
Applewood Bacon
Virginia Ham
Biscuit & Sausage Gravy
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Fruit & Granola Parfait
Make Your Mark - Choice of Meat
Applewood Bacon
Logan's Sausage Patties
Logan's Chicken Sausage Links
Virginia Ham
Impossible Sausage
+$2.99
Premium Steak Bacon
+$2.99
Double Meat
+$2.99
Make Your Mark - Premium Side Upgrade
+$1.79 each; substitute hash browns or toast with any of the below items
Ted's Tart
House-Made Tater Tots
Tillamook Cheddar Grits
Seasonal Fruit
Sliced Avocado
Cinnamon Roll as Big as Ya Head
Cinnamon Roll as Big as Ya Head
$9.89
available weekends only (while they last)
Tedʼs Tarts
$4
Strawberry
Brown Sugar & Cinnamon**
S'Mores**
Blueberry Cheesecake
Ask about our seasonal Ted's Tart!
Cocktails
Mimosa
$9.50
classic, pineapple ginger or cranberry
Bellini
$9.50
peach or raspberry
Bloody Mary
$10.50
classic, bbq & bacon or old bay
Milkshakes / Malts
We have adult shakes, too!
Vanilla
$7.99Strawberry
$7.99Chocolate
$7.99Espresso
$7.99S'mores
$8.99PB, Chocolate & Banana
$8.99Peppermint
$8.99Caramel Macchiato
$8.99Heath Almond
$8.99Oreo
$8.99Strawberry Banana
$8.99PB&J
$8.99
*This item may be raw or undercooked. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness. **Contains nuts. ^Gluten-sensitive