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Stacey's
310 Main St
Pleasanton, CA 94566
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Dinner Menu
Starters
Additions: Chopped Chicken $4.00, Grilled Chicken Breast $6.00, Prawns $9.00, Salmon Or Mahi-mahi $10.00, Sashimi Grade Ahi $12.00, Or Edamame $2.00
Staceys Homemade Soup Of The Day
we trained an actual house to make soup for us. prior to the real estate slump, that was impossible .
- Bowl $9.95
- Cup $5.50
Staceys Tomato Bisque Soup
topped with a fresh pesto.this soup is so good it will make you wish you wore nicer clothes.
- Bowl $9.95
- Cup $5.50
Spinach Salad
$9.95
fresh baby spinach tossed with molasses vinaigrette, mushroom, red onion, bacon, egg and chevre.this is the same salad popeye eats to beat up people who joke about how he got those forearms.
Thai Beef Salad
$16.95
steak, charred rare, served on a bed of mixed greens with cucumber, carrot, peppers, peanuts, shredded cabbage, cilantro and mint, tossed with a thai style peanut dressing and crispy rice noodles .it's like being in thailand without any of the inconvenient parts.
Caesar Salad
$9.95
chopped romaine, tossed with our caesar dressing, garlic croutons and topped with shaved parmesan cheese.named after the great romaine emperor, julius salad.
Staceys House Salad
$8.95
with field greens, crumbled gorgonzola, dried cranberries, candied walnuts and champagne vinaigrette.its called staceys house salad because stacey actually lives under a pile of lettuce in livermore.
Cobb Salad
$17.95
chopped ramain with rows of grelled chicken, avocado, bacon, tomato, hard boiled egg and crumbled gorgonzola, tossed with your choice of champagne vinaigrette or creamy gorgonzola dressing.the second b in cobb is silent, but if you hole it up to your ear, sometimes you can hear it.
Stacey's Delicious Cheese Fries
$8.95
our house cut fries topped with our creamy three cheese sauce.we know these are delicious fries because stacey eats them once a week to make sure
Antipasto
$16.95
sliced proscuitto, coppa & cappicolla, aged chevre, gorgonzola, mediterranean olives, fried artichokes, roasted tomato, candied walnuts, grilled baguette and capers .if you mix antipasto with pasto they will bothe disappear. it's called science
Chipotle Honey Glazed Prawns
$13.95
marinated prawns with a tropical fruit salsa.you can either eat the prawns or use them to form a chess set with the rest of the things on the table. tip: the pepper grinder is the queen
Dungeness Crab Cake
$14.95
with watercress salad, spicy roasted pepper coulis (youd be crabby too if you were kept in a dungeness
Poke Tuna
$15.95
fresh sashimi grade ahi, cucumber, sweet onion and avocado with a chili soy hui sauce.we only serve poke tuna because the fast ones get away
Savory Spinach & Artichoke Dip
$9.95
a creamy blend of artichoke hearts, spinach, dry aged cheeses served with fresh tortilla chips.if you suspect that you are dining with an unsavory character, feed him this savory appetizer and see if he disappears.
Spicy Fried Calamari
$11.95
served with house made sweet chili sauce.if you think its easy to write jokes about fried calamari, youve probably never tried
Imported Creamy Goat Cheese & Caramelized Pear Dip
$12.95
served with toasted crostini and citrus kalamata olives.we know the goats are imported because they dont speak english.
Entrees
Risotto Of The Day
we use only the finest days of the week in this dish
- A.q.
Chipotle Prawns
$29.95
sauteed prawns, spicy chipotle cream sauce with yukon gold mashed potatoes and corn relish.your tongue will love this dish so much it will try to give you a high five. then it will remember its only a tongue and settle for a high one
Florentine Ravioli
$22.95
sliced five cheese and spinach raviolis, grilled gold zucchini, fried artichokes, baby spinach, vodka tomato cream sauce and shaved parmesan.if you have a tiny head, and you drink too much, you can use a ravioli as a pillow
Pancetta Wrapped Chicken
$27.95
petaluma free-range chicken breast wrapped in pancetta and lightly sauteed, served with fresh fettuccine in a lemon-caper and tomato butter sauce and baby carrots.you are what you eat, so if the rest of the menu frightens you, eat the chicken
Mushroom Carbonara
$24.95
penne pasta, in cream sauce, procuitto, red onion, sweet peas, button mushrooms, parmesan cheese, black pepper, topped with crispy bacon.if you like delicious flavor more than you like immortality, this is your chance to prove it
Pan Seared Ahi
$33.95
sashimi grade tuna, forbidden rice cake, baby bok choy sauteed with shitake muchrooms, honey-soy sauce.ahi is similar to aha, but less enlightened and more delicious.
Staceys Baked Shells & Cheese
shell pasta mixed with our special three cheese sauce, fresh tomatoes and peas, topped with an almond crust .stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. but its self love, so it wont help you that much
- $15.95
- Chicken Or Bacon $19.95
- Broccoli $17.95
Jambalaya
$26.95
prawns, andouille sausage, chicken, sweet peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, and green onions in our spicy tomato cream sauce, served with fresh fettuccine or long grain rice.biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that jesus ate at the last supper. but hey, im sure you have a good reason for ordering something else.
Grilled Guinness Marinated Rib Eye
$34.95
with a trio of mushroom demi glace, yukon gold mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus. (if you live near a nuclear power plant, you might already have a rib eye
Grilled Natural Salmon Filet
$29.95
topped with a roasted fennel puree and pecan crumbs, served with crispy stacked potatos layered with smoked gouda cheese, a porcini jus, hari covert green beans and sundried tomatoes.it's the favorite dish of monks. they love their salmon chanting evenings.
Barbecued Boneless Beef Short Ribs
$27.95
cooked for hours until they are fork tender, served with our gruyere scalloped potatoes, and roasted winter vegetables.made from 100% boneless cows. theyre easier to catch
Scotts Favorite Pasta
sauteedbroccoli, roasted walnuts and oven roasted tomatoes with fresh garlic and herbs, tossed with penne or angel hair pasta and finished with parmesan cheese (this dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever youre doing now probably isnt working either.
- $15.95
- Chicken $19.95
- Prawns $28.95
- Edamame $17.95
Gorgonzola Filet Mignon
$35.95
with gorgonzola bread pudding, roasted winter vegetables, topped with our gorgonzola butter and finished with a red wine demi glace.if the glace isnt demi enough, we can demi more
Crab Crusted Mahi-mahi
$29.95
chive potato cakes, roasted pepper watercress salad, with a cajun beurre blanc.if you just met your blind date and blurted out oh no! order this dish to cover your tracks.
Fettuccine Puttanesca
fresh fettuccine, kalamata olive, anchovy, garlic, shallots, crispy capers, chili, virgin olive oil, and parmesan.try to keep the virgin olive oil away from the capers just in case.
- $16.95
- Chicken $4.00
- Prawns $9.00
Entrees - Sides
Choice Of Vegetables:
Brown Butter Polenta
$5.95Yukon Gold Mashed Potatoes
$5.95Gruyere Scolloped Potatoes
$5.95Chive Potatoe Cakes
$5.95Grgonzola Bread Pudding
$5.95Long Grain Rice
$5.95Crispy Stacked Potatoe
$5.95
with smoked gouda
Dessert
Vanilla Bean Creme Brulee
New York Style Cheesecake
served with fresh strawberries and strawberrie sauce
Triple Chocolate Brownie
warmed with chocolate and caramel sauce, candied walnuts and vanilla bean gelato
Apple Crisp
served warm with caramel sauce and creme caramel gelato
Chocolate Chip Bread Pudding
served warm with chocolate sauce and vanilla bean gelato
the Latest Scoop
your choice of todays selection of gelato or sorbet served with three scoops
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General Info
Hours
Monday:
11:00am - 9:00pm
Tuesday:
11:00am - 9:00pm
Wednesday:
11:00am - 9:00pm
Thursday:
11:00am - 9:00pm
Friday:
11:00am - 10:00pm
Saturday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Sunday:
8:00am - 8:00pm
About Us
Stacey's Cafe is located on Main Street in downtown Pleasanton, California. Stacey's is open for lunch and dinner seven days a week, with breakfast from 8am to 11am serving Fresh California Cuisine. Come as you are and enjoy our dining room, banquet room, outdoor patios, and full bar. Our menu includes jokes (bad ones) written by Scott Adams, creator of the comic strip "Dilbert," and co-owner of Stacey’s Cafe. We don’t believe in stuffy. So come as you are. Whether you are having dinner with friends, family, or business partners, Stacey’s is the place. Unwind, laugh, enjoy great food, and treat yourself to something special. We think you earned it.