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Squat & Gobble
1 West Portal Ave
San Francisco, CA 94127
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Main Menu
Savory Crepes
Served With Your Choice of Our “Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes, French Fries, Mixed Green Salad, Fresh Fruit or Chef’s Soup of The Day
Veggie Fajita
$9.95
Caramelized Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Roasted Corn, Cilantro, Black Beans, Jalapeño Sour Cream & Pepper Jack Cheese, Topped with Homemade Ranchero & Tomatillo Sauce & Crispy Tortilla Strips
Mama Mia
$10.50
Mozzarella, Parmesan & Cottage Cheese, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Eggplant & Tomatoes, Topped with Marinara Sauce
Marina
$10.75
Salmon, Spinach, Onions, Capers, Mozzarella Cheese, Kalamata Olives, Sun Dried Tomatoes & Pesto
Philly Cheese Steak
$10.75
Grilled Angus Beef, Melted American Cheese, Caramelized Mushrooms, Onions & Peppers
Italian
$10.75
Italian Sausage, Sautéed Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Roasted Tomatoes, Scrambled Eggs & Mozzarella Topped with Pesto
Zorba The Greek
$10.50
Cheddar & Feta Cheese, Onions, Spinach, Tomatoes, Mushrooms, Roasted Eggplant, Kalamata Olives & Cucumber Yogurt Mint Sauce
BBQ Chicken
$10.75
Cheddar Cheese, Caramelized Peppers, Onions, Roasted Corn, Cilantro & Homemade BBQ Sauce
Chicken Pesto
$10.75
Roasted Chicken Breast, Mozzarella, Onions, Pesto & Sun-Dried Tomatoes
Florentine
$9.25
Cheddar Cheese, Onions, Spinach & Cottage Cheese
Dessert Crepes
Served with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream
Smores Decadence
$7.50
Chunks of Moist Dark Fudge Chocolate Brownie, Peanut Butter & Marshmallows, Topped with Chocolate & Caramel Sauce, Toasted Marshmallows & Graham Cracker Crumbles
Whole Thing
$6.95
Fresh Bananas, Maple Glazed Walnuts, Brown Sugar, Cinnamon, Nutella Chocolate, Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
Apple Crumble
$6.95
Fresh Granny Smith Apples, Granola & Brown Sugar Crumble Filling
Strawberry Nutella
$6.95
Fresh Strawberries, Nutella Chocolate, Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
Omelettes
Omelettes are Served With Your Choice of Our “Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes, Mixed Green Salad or Fresh Fruit & Choice of Toast
South Of The Border
$10.75
Pepper Jack Cheese, Black Bean Chili & Avocado Topped with Salsa, Jalapeño Sour Cream & Cilantro
Fillmore
$10.75
Sautéed Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Ham & Melted Cheddar Cheese
Castro
$10.75
Feta Cheese, Tomatoes, Spinach & Kalamata Olives
Nor-Cal
$10.75
Grilled Chicken Apple Sausage, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Broccoli, Avocado, Mushrooms & Pepper Jack Cheese, Topped with & Homemade Salsa & Jalapeño Sour Cream
Bourbon Street
$10.75
Homemade Spicy Sausage, Sautéed Spinach, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Roasted Tomatoes, Pepper Jack Cheese & Cajun Aioli
Scramblers
Served Over Potatoes
Smoked Salmon
$10.75
Cream Cheese, Green Onions & Tomatoes, Topped with Norwegian Smoked Salmon
Milan
$10.75
Italian Sausage, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Tomatoes & Parmesan Cheese Topped with Pesto Sauce
Santa Fe
$10.75
Pepper Jack Cheese, Mushrooms, Peppers, Onions, Black Beans, Corn & Avocado Topped with Tomatillo Salsa, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Crispy Tortilla Strips & Cilantro
Eggs
Eye Opener
$6.25
Two eggs any style
Eye Opener With Meat
$8.95
Choice of Bacon, Ham, Canadian Bacon or Aidells Chicken Apple Sausage
Triple Gobble
Two Egg, Two Buttermilk Pancakes & Your Choice of Canadian Bacon, Bacon, Ham or Aidells Chicken Apple Sausage
- $9.25
- Substitute Waffle or French Toast $2.50
Breakfast Specials
Crab Cake Florentine
$10.95
Two Crab Cakes, Two Poached Eggs & Sautéed Spinach Served on an English Muffin Topped with Hollandaise Sauce & Served with Our ”Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Eggs Benedict
$10.75
Two Poached Eggs & Grilled Canadian Bacon on an English Muffin, Topped with Hollandaise Sauce & Served with Our ”Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Eggs Florentine
$9.95
Two Poached Eggs, Sautéed Spinach & Grilled Tomatoes Served on an English Muffin, Topped with Hollandaise Sauce & Served with Our ”Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Huevos Rancheros
$9.75
Two Eggs Over Easy, Cheddar & Corn Tortillas, Topped with Our Spicy Ranchero Sauce & Served with Black Beans & Jalapeño Sour Cream
Breakfast Burrito
$10.95
Eggs, Chorizo, Onions, Peppers, Avocado, Pepper Jack Cheese, Ranchero & Green Tomatillo Sauce, Mexican Salsa, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Served Over Black Bean Chili & Topped with Crispy Tortilla Strips
Croissant Sandwich
$9.75
Two Eggs Scrambled with Ham & Cheddar Cheese in a Warm Croissant, Served with Our ”Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes
Crunchy Granola
With Milk or Yogurt
- $5.95
- With Bananas & Strawberries $7.90
Bagel & Lox
$6.95
Toasted Bagel Topped with Cream Cheese, Smoked Salmon, Capers, Red Onions & Tomatoes
Blueberry Pancakes
$8.95
Stack of Three Buttermilk Pancakes Topped with Blueberry Compote, Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
Buttermilk Pancakes
$7.95
Stack of Three with Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
French Toast
$7.95
Two Thick Slices of Challah Bread with Fresh Strawberries, Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
Belgian Waffle
$7.95
Fresh Strawberries, Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
Salads
House
Baby Mixed Greens, Cucumbers, Carrots, Cherry Tomatoes & Sun-Dried Tomato Vinaigrette Dressing
- Half $4.95
- Full $7.50
Caesar
Romaine Hearts, Herb Croutons, Shredded Parmesan Cheese & Homemade Caesar Dressing
- Half $5.50
- Full $7.95
Asian
$10.95
Grilled Chicken Shredded Romaine Hearts, Bean Sprouts, Cucumbers, Red Onions, Red Peppers, Asian Noodles, Peanuts, Cilantro, Basil, Mint & Sweet Sesame Soy Dressing
Salmon Cobb
$11.25
Mixed Greens with Romaine Hearts, Fresh Grilled Salmon, Gorgonzola, Fresh Bacon, Herb Croutons, Avocado, Cherry Tomatoes, Sliced Eggs & Sun-Dried Tomato Vinaigrette Dressing
Greek
$9.95
Romaine Hearts, Roma Tomatoes, Cucumber, Feta Cheese, Shaved Red Onion, Kalamata Olives, Grilled Herb Flat Bread, Fresh Herbs, Lemon Olive Oil & Oregano Dressing
Mexican Grilled Chicken
$10.95
Romaine Hearts, Cheddar Cheese, Avocado, Crispy Tortilla Strips, Black Beans, Roasted Corn, Red Onions, Red Peppers, Roma Tomatoes, Jalapeño Sour Cream, Cilantro & Lemon Cumin Vinaigrette Dressing
Roasted Beet & Arugula
$10.50
Maple Glazed Walnuts, Red Onions, Cherry Tomatoes, Mandarin Oranges, Feta Cheese, Tart Dried Cherries & Balsamic Dressing
Sandwiches
Sandwiches are Served With Your Choice of Our “Famous” Rosemary Garlic Potatoes, French Fries, Mixed Green Salad, Fresh Fruit or Chef’s Soup of the Day
Grilled Ruben
$10.95
“Roberts Corned Beef”, Swiss Cheese, Homemade Sauerkraut & Fresh Russian Dressing, Served on Sliced Rye
Grilled Fresh Salmon
$10.95
Homemade Tartar Sauce, Baby Arugula, Caramelized Onions & Sliced Tomatoes Served on a Foccacia Bun
Gobble Club
$10.50
Turkey Pastrami, Crispy Bacon, Fresh Arugula, Tomatoes & Homemade Cranberry Aioli Served on Grilled Herb Flat Bread
Grilled Chicken Breast
$10.75
Mozzarella Cheese, Arugula, Tomatoes & Pesto, Served on a Focaccia Bun
Angus Cheese Steak
$10.50
Grilled Angus Beef, Melted American Cheese, Caramelized Mushrooms, Onions & Peppers Served on a Warm Hoagie Roll
Burgers
Add Any Extras for $0.99 each – Cheese, Avocado, Bacon, Grilled Onions & Sauteéd Mushrooms
Angus Chuck Burger
$9.95Western Burger
$12.95
1/2lb All Natural Angus Chuck, Choice of Cheese, Crispy Bacon, Onion Strings & BBQ Sauce, Served on a Grilled Kaiser Bun
Turkey Burger
$10.25
Seasoned with Herbs & Spices, Roasted Tomatoes, Green Leaf Lettuce, Grilled Red Onions, Cranberry Aioli, Served on a Grilled Foccacia Bun
SouthWest Veggie Burger
$9.95
Homemade Veggie Patty with Black Beans, Cilantro, Chick Peas, Fire Roasted Corn, Chili Verde & Red Peppers, Topped with Roasted Tomatoes & Spicy Chipotle Aioli, Served on a Grilled Foccacia Bun
Pasta
Served With Garlic Bread
Chicken Peppardelle
$10.50
Chicken Breast, Sautéed Broccoli, Garlic & Onion Served in a Traditional Alfredo Sauce
Seafood Linguini
$12.95
Sautéed Mussels, Tiger Prawns, Baby Clams, Shallots & Parsley in a Lemon, Garlic & White Wine Butter Sauce
Angus Beef Rigatoni
$10.95
Sautéed Beef Tenderloin, Onions, Mushrooms & Garlic Served in a Traditional Stroganoff Sauce
Grilled Salmon
$11.95
Fusilli Grilled Salmon Filet, Sautéed Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Onions, Mushrooms, Garlic & Fresh Pesto Cream Sauce
Spaghettini With Prawns
$11.50
Grilled Tiger Prawns, Sautéed Roma Tomatoes, Sliced Garlic, Extra Virgin Olive Oil & Fresh Basil
Sausage Trottole
$10.75
Pan Seared Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Roasted Garlic, Roasted Tomatoes, Baby Arugula, Fresh Basil, Chili Flakes & Grated Parmesan Cheese
Wok Kitchen
Mee Goreng
$9.95
Sautéed Cabbage, Tomatoes, Onions, Potatoes, Tofu, Garlic, Ginger, Giant Shanghai Noodles, Spicy Syracha Fish Sauce & Crispy Onion Strings
Thai Chicken Curry
$10.75
Chicken Breast, Peas, Potatoes, Carrots, Thai Yellow Coconut Curry Sauce, Served with Your Choice of Steamed Jasmine White or Brown Rice
Blazing Beef
$11.95
Marinated Beef Tenderloin Strips, Green Onions, Japanese Eggplant, Bok Choy, Chinese Chili’s, Chili Sambal, Fresno Peppers, Bean Sprouts Served with Hand Cut Rice Noodles
Kung Pao Chicken
$10.95
Chicken Breast, Peanuts, Chinese Chilis, Fresno Peppers, Green Onions Served with Your Choice of Steamed Jasmine White or Brown Rice
Pad Thai Chicken
$11.95
Chicken Breast, Tofu, Fresno Peppers, Peanuts, Bean Sprouts, Green Onions, Chinese Chili’s, Hand Cut Rice Noodles, Homemade Pad Thai Sauce
Fragrant Chicken Stir Fry
$10.95
Baby Bok Choy, Carrots, Onions, Broccoli, Onions, Bean Sprouts, Peppers, Cabbage, Ginger, Garlic, Basil, Shitake Mushrooms, Cilantro & Fragrant Sauce, Served with Steamed Jasmine or Brown Rice
Prawns & Giant Shanghai Noodles In Broth
$12.95
Baby Bok Choy, Bamboo Shoots, Shitake Mushrooms, Fresno Peppers, Bean Sprouts, Cabbage, Green Onion Shoots, Water Chestnuts, Garlic, Ginger, Baby Spinach, Carrots, Chili Sauce & Fragrant Lemongrass Coconut Broth
Kid’s Menu
All of your kid’s meals include your choice of milk, lemonade, soft drink or italian soda
Kid’s Triple Gobble
One Egg, One Pancake, One Bacon Or Sausage
Mini Pancake
Five Silver Dollar Pancakes, Strawberries, Powdered Sugar & Whipped Cream
French Toast Fingers
Four Strips Of French toast, Strawberries, Powder Sugar & Whipped Cream
Junior Eye Opener
One Egg, One Bacon Or Sausage, One Piece Of Toast or Potatoes
Crispy Chicken Fingers
Served with French Fries & Ranch Dressing
Mini Gobble Burger
Served with French Fries & Pickle
Grill Cheese Sandwich
Served with French Fries & Pickle
Spaghetti
With fresh Marinara sauce
PB & J
Served with fresh fruit
Cheesy Crepe
Served with French Fries
Mac & Cheese
Made With Fresh Cheddar Cheese
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General Info
Hours
Monday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Tuesday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Wednesday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Thursday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Friday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Saturday:
8:00am - 10:00pm
Sunday:
8:00am - 10:00pm