Many moons ago, a young upstart by the name of George, grew up along the banks of the Winooski River with hoop dreams and a hunger that burned deep. He was 7' 14", 400 pounds and moved like a cat. He had six toes on his right foot and two heels on his left. He said it gave him that extra pivoting edge he needed. Needless to say, George's future looked pretty bright. NBA scouts wanted him to skip college altogether and offered considerable sums of money. But basketball wasn't George's only love. There was hollandaise.