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Smarty Pants
6017 Airport Way S
Seattle, WA 98108
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Main Menu
Appetizers
Chips & Salsa
$4.00
need we say anything more? we make our salsa fresh daily!
Quesadilla
$7.75
salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos the works! add chicken, turkey, roast beef, ham, bacon, pork or chili.
Hummus Plate
$7.00
fresh homemade hummus, pita bread, cucumber, tomato, pepperoncini and red onion.
Salad Trio
$8.25
a scoop of each of our potato, egg and tuna salads with grilled sourdough. served on a bed of lettuce.
Nachos
a healthy portion of corn chips topped with out three cheese blend, black olives, sour cream, salsa and avocado spread.
- $7.50
- Add Chicken, Pork, Or Field Roast $2.50
Soups
Frito Pie
$7.25
a meal sized serving of our chili served on a bed of fritos. topped with onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream.
Veggie Or Meat Chili
served with green onions and grated cheddar cheese.
- Cup $4.00
- Bowl $5.25
Soup
- Cup $3.50
- Bowl $4.75
Greens
Dressing: Blue Cheese, 1000 Island, Italian, Honey Mustard, Caesar.
Taco Salad
$9.00
mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.
Garden Salad
$6.00
mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. tossed in the dressing of your choice.
The Chopper
$8.25
mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped with chicken and bacon.
Chef's Salad
$8.25
mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. topped with ham or turkey, swiss and cheddar cheese and hard-boiled egg.
Chicken Caesar
$8.25
mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, chicken, garlic, croutons and our zesty cesar dressing.
Sandwiches
All Sandwiches Come With Your Choice Of: Potato Salad, Chips And Salsa Or Slaw. Sub Green Salad $2.00 Or Chili &2.75.
Lil'brat
$9.25
with turkey, corned beef, or field roast. a classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese and classic sauce. grilled to perfection on marble rye.
Deluxe Grilled Cheese
$8.00
avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. grilled on sourdough.
Flipper
$9.00
our house made tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. grilled to perfection on sourdough.
Troublemaker
$9.25
sliced chicken breast, grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese, and bacon. served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and spicy sauce.
Firecracker
$9.25
thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. served on toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.
Ms. Piggy
$9.25
slow roasted succulent pork, and grilled onions toped with slaw, monterey jack cheese and our award winning sauce. served with on a toasted french roll.
Scamp
$9.25
lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.
Lil'philly
$9.25
rich roast beef or chicken breast, grilled with onions, peppers and swiss cheese. served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.
Chickenhawk
$9.25
sliced chicken breast grilled with bbq sauce then topped with monterey jack cheese, red onion and bacon.
Turkey And Avocado
$9.25
grilled turkey with our avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. served on a toasted french roll.
Roast Beef
$9.25
thinly sliced roast beef served cold with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, and onion. all on a toasted french roll with horseradish sauce.
Egg Salad
$8.00
smarty pants very own egg salad piled high, topped with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. served on a toasted french roll.
Veggie Sub
a toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies! lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, monterey jack cheese and hummus.
- $8.00
- W/field Roast $9.25
B.e.l.t
$9.25
an american classic. bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
Gringa
$9.25
our succulent pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.
Pit Boss
$9.25
savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and pepperoncini. served on a toasted french roll with mayo.
Chicago Italian Beef
thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house roasted beef served on italian and topped with sweet peppers and giardiniera and dipped.
- Add Cheese For $1.00
Club Pants
$9.25
turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread. eds favorite.
Specialties
Monte Cristo
$7.95
turkey, ham and american/swiss cheese on french toast. served with hash browns.
Tex Hex
$7.95
a bed of chili topped with three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos. served with hash browns and toast.
Biscuits And Gravy
$7.95
served with two eggs and hash browns.
Corned Beef Hash
$7.95
homemade with garlic, onions and green peppers. served with 2 eggs, hash browns and toast.
Huevos Panteros
$6.95
scrambled eggs with corn tortilla chips, cheese and salsa. topped with sour cream and green onions. served with hash browns.
Breakfast Burrito
$6.95
a flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa. topped with sour cream and green onions. served with hash browns.
Eggs Benedict
$8.25
split english muffin topped with ham, poached eggs and hollandaise. served with hash browns.
Troublemaker Pileup
$7.95
chicken grilled with onions and topped with monterey jack cheese and bacon. served over a pile of scrambled eggs and hash browns. served with a side of troublemaker sauce.
Eggs In A Basket
$5.95
a classic! two eggs fried in the center of toast. served with hash browns and beans.
The Hustler
$7.95
rich, creamy and smooth. two poached eggs, ham and hollandaise put to bed on a toasted french roll.
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General Info
Hours
Monday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Tuesday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Wednesday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Thursday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Friday:
11:00am - 12:00am
Saturday:
9:00am - 12:00am
Sunday:
9:00am - 4:00pm