All pizzas offered with choice of whole wheat or white crust. Stoam - Canadian Bacon, Onions, Black Olives, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Ground Beef, Italian Sausage, Pepperoni; Not Stoam - Pepper Cheese, Tomatoes, Anchovies, Artichokes Hearts, Pineapple, Jalapenos, Green Olives, Broccoli, Bacon, Cheddar Cheese, Banana Peppers, Spinach
Cheese Pizza
16" (Serves 3-4)$13.75
12" (Serves 2)$9.25
8" (Serves 1)$5.25
Toppings
16" (Serves 3-4)$2.50
12" (Serves 2)$1.55
8" (Serves 1)$0.70
Special Pizzas
Substitutions definitely allowed. Youse pays your money, youse gits what youse wants. We also split/separate checks
Pizza Lovers’ Passion
Choose any four toppings, STOAM, NOT STOAM, or otherwise, and add another for free
8"$8.05
12"$15.45
16"$23.75
The Vegetarian
Extra Cheese, Red Onions, Mushrooms, Black Olives and Green Peppers. Order this. It's good for you
8"$8.05
12"$15.45
16"$23.75
The Meat Lover's
Pepperoni, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Lean Ground Beef, Breakfast Bacon. Don't order this. It's not good for you. We'll charge up the defibrillator just in case
8"$8.05
12"$15.45
16"$23.75
The Darwin
Named in honor of our former mayor, and his respect for bicycles, badminton, borscht, beer, and other healthy-lifestyle stuff: Red Onions, Green Peppers, Artichoke Hearts, Tomatoes, and Turkey
8"$8.05
12"$15.45
16"$23.75
The Masterpiece
Includes all of the toppings in the STOAM (Stuff On A Masterpiece) list above. This is a very stupidly large amount of food. Yes, the big one is thirty clams, but it’s a meal for four… it’s got over a pound of meat, over a half pound of cheese, and more vegetables than a rabbit farm
8"$10.15
12"$20.10
16"$31.25
Salads
COD: Choice of T. Marzetti’s dressings: Ranch, Light Italian, Honey French, Fat Free Ranch, Honey Dijon, Blue Cheese. We also have larger versions of all our salads that serve from 6-12. Ask an order taker phone/counter guy about them
Ollie's Salad
$4.95
Spinach, cranberries, glazed walnuts, red onion, mandarin oranges, gorgonzola cheese with a balsamic vinaigrette
Louie’s Salad
$4.95
Our Next Best! Spinach, Palm Hearts, real Parmesan cheese, croutons, almonds, and a great dressing that we’re not gonna tell you about. We will tell you that Louie is an employee’s dog
Vegetarian
$4.95
Lettuce, mushrooms, black olives, red onions, green peppers, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, broccoli. COD
Lettuce, cheddar cheese, sprouts, tomato, red onion. COD
Extra Dressing Packets
$0.24
Yes, they’re a quarter. That’s what they cost us. It’s the good stuff
Other Eats
Cheese Garlic Bread
$5.49
Made with real butter a great appetizer. Five slices of French bread with garlic butter and our provolone pizza cheese
Frozen Pizzas
are available here and at grocers from St Louis to K.C. We can also ship our frozen pizzas anywhere in the lower 48; ask for details
Libations
Look up "libation." We dare you
Soft Drinks
We offer a wide variety of sodas, in 20 oz bottles as well as from our fountain. We offer Pepsi AND Coke. Free refills (no, not forever, just per visit) when you purchase one of our Shakes Cups (keep the cup!)
We make fresh dough, on site, several times a day. We start with Stanislaus pizza sauce - it's made from tomatoes, not concentrate - and add some of our own spices. We use high grade provolone that's aged just right, and shredded, not diced... because it makes a difference.
We have to buy our pepperoni in sticks and slice it ourselves, because nothing we can buy pre-sliced is thick enough. Our ground beef and our sausage are lean, are real, and are not soy-extended; the sausage recipe came from The Hill in St Louis and it's made just for us.