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Screwballs Pizza and Spirits
965 E Van Buren St Ste 119
Avondale, AZ 85323
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Main Menu
Happy hour 7 days a week. Please ask server about daily entertainment
Starters
$2 off all starters (not including 99 Sampler) during happy hour
99 Sampler
$9.99
2 pesto sticks, 2 potato skins, 4 jalapeno poppers, 4 fried zucchini and onion rings. Served with marinara, ranch and sour cream
Carne Asada Queso
Our signature carne asada served with spicy cheese dip and fresh tortilla chips
- $9.29
- Make It Carne Fries For $9.79
Guacamole and Chips
$7.59
House made guacamole and fresh tortilla chips
Nachos
$6.99
A huge portion of our fresh tortilla chips served with salsa and topped with queso, pico de gallo and cojita cheese
- Add Chicken or Steak for
- $1.00
Cheese Quesadilla
$6.49
Served with salsa and sour cream
- Add Chicken or Steak for
- $1.00
Pesto Sticks
$7.29
Handcut mozzarella logs seasoned with a house pesto sauce wrapped in a wonton skin and deep fried served with marinara or house made ranch
Jalapeno Poppers
$5.99
Jalapenos filled with cream cheese served with house ranch
Panko Zucchini
$7.29
Fresh cut zucchini, hand breaded with panko bread crumbs, deep fried with house made ranch
Mozzarella Fritters
$6.99
lightly breaded cubes of fresh mozzarella served with marinara
Potato Skins
$7.29
6 potato skins loaded with cheese, bacon and green onions served with sour cream
Tuscan Onions
$5.99
Bucket of onion rings tossed in parmesan cheese and oregano served with house made ranch
Sandwiches / Sliders
Served with choice fresh cut, shoestring or waffle fries
Philly Cheesesteak
$9.99
Tender thin sliced steak grilled with red and green peppers, onions and melted white American cheese (checkout our philly sliders available on Thursday only)
Doug's Meatball Sub
$8.99
Homemade meatballs smothered in house made marinara topped with melted mozzarella served on a hoagie roll (check out our meatball sliders available on Thursday only)
Chicken Parmesan
$8.99
Breaded chicken tenders smothered in house made marinara topped with melted mozzarella served on a hoagie roll
Chicken Teriyaki Sub
$9.29
Sliced grilled chicken tossed in teriyaki sauce and bits of pineapple topped with swiss cheese
Pastrami Reuben
$9.99
Thin sliced pastrami, sauerkraut, swiss cheese and 1000 island dressing on grilled marble rye, or make it philly style, substituting grilled onions and white American on a hoagie roll
Classic Burger Sliders
$9.29
3 all beef sliders, topped with American cheese, lettuce, tomato and pickle served on our exclusive soft slider buns
BBQ Pork Sliders
$9.19
3 Slow cooked pulled pork in our tangy BBQ sauce, topped with cole slaw
Burgers
1/2 pound angus beef patty, cooked to your liking, topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle and onion with choice of fries ($2 off on burger mondays). Add extra toppings to any burger: Cheese, Bacon, Guacamole, mushrooms, pineapple, onions, bell peppers, jalapenos, egg, BBQ sauce - $0.99. Substitute chicken breast for no extra charge
99 Pub Burger
$9.29
Our large seasoned angus beef patty topped with choice of American, cheddar, provolone, swiss or pepper jack cheese
Green Chile Burger
$11.59
Our large seasoned angus beef patty topped with roasted hatch chiles, bacon pepperjack cheese and Baja sauce
BBQ Bacon Cheddar
$10.79
Large seasoned angus beef patty topped with cheddar cheese, grilled onions, bacon and tangy BBQ sauce
Truck Stop Burger
$11.59
Large seasoned angus beef patty topped with American, cheddar, and swiss cheese along with crispy bacon and a fried egg
Patty Melt
$10.79
A seasoned patty grilled on marble rye with grilled onions and 1000 island dressing
Mushroom Onion Swiss Burger
$10.79
Our 1/2 pound patty topped with fresh mushrooms, swiss cheese and grilled onions
Southwest Burger
$11.59
Our large seasoned angus beef patty topped with avocado salad, pepperjack cheese, and bacon finished with 99 chipotle sauce
Tacos / Entrees
99 House Tacos
$8.29
Marinated chicken topped with cabbage, pico de gallo, and Cotija cheese served with housemade tortilla chips and salsa
Carne Asada Tacos
$9.29
Marinated carne asada, topped with cabbage, pico de gallo and cojita cheese served with housemade tortilla chips and salsa
Pork Tacos
$8.79
Slow cooked pork topped with cabbage, pico de gallo, and cojita cheese served with housemade tortilla chips and salsa
Southwest Tacos
$9.99
Choice of chicken or steak, topped with cabbage, southwest pico, avocado salad, bacon and finished with 99 chipotle sauce
Chicken Tender Platter
$9.29
A huge portion of breaded chicken tenders, served with your choice of fries and choice of 2 dipping sauces
Pizzas
All pizza are hand tossed NY style pizza. All pizzas are finished with a garlic butter crust. Additional Toppings: Pepperoni, Ham, Sausage, Ground Beef, bell peppers, jalapenos, onions, black olives, tomatoes, pineapple, extra cheese - 10 inch $0.79; 12 inch $0.89; 14 inch $0.99
99 Bomber
Ham, sausage, pepperoni, bacon and minced garlic
- 10 Inch $8.99
- 12 Inch $10.99
- 14 Inch $12.99
99 Hawallan
Ham, Pineapple, Bacon with a teriyaki, bbq drizzle
- 10 Inch $8.99
- 12 Inch $10.99
- 14 Inch $12.99
99 Veggie Lover
Mushrooms, bell peppers, onions, olives and fresh tomatoes
- 10 Inch $8.99
- 12 Inch $10.99
- 14 Inch $12.99
Cheese
- 10 Inch $7.49
- 12 Inch $9.49
- 14 Inch $10.49
Wings
Wing served with 1 side of dressing per 6 wings. Extra available at an additional charge
Bone In
Medium, Hot, Honey Hot, Honey Chipotle, Raspberry Chipotle, BBQ, Honey BBQ, Spicy BBQ, Garlic Parmesan, Teriyaki, Sriracha, or lemon pepper. Served with Ranch or bleu cheese
- 1/2 Dozen $6.09
- Dozen $10.49
Boneless
Medium, Hot, Honey Hot, Honey Chipotle, Raspberry Chipotle, BBQ, Honey BBQ, Spicy BBQ, Garlic Parmesan, Teriyaki, Sriracha, or lemon pepper. Served with Ranch or bleu cheese
- 1/2 Dozen $6.79
- Dozen $11.29
Sides
Side Salad
$2.99Bucket Fries
$3.29
Choice of Fresh cut, shoestring or waffle
Dressing
$0.50
Ranch, bleu cheese, 1000 island
Sour Cream / Guacamole / Salsa
$0.50Beverages
Coke
$2.50Diet Coke
$2.50Dr. Pepper
$2.50Sprite
$2.50Lemonade
$2.50Iced Tea
$2.50Red Bull
$5.00Bottled Water
$2.00Lunch Specials
All lunch specials available Mon-Fri 11-3
Personal 1 Topping Pizza
$5.992 House Tacos
$5.99
Served with chips and salsa
2 Burger Sliders
$5.99
Served with choice of fries or chips
2 BBQ Pork Sliders
$5.99
Served with choice of fries or chips
1/2 Order of Nachos
$5.99
Choice of chicken or steak served with salsa
Quesadilla
$5.99
Choice of chicken or steak served with salsa
Daily Specials
Monday
$2 off all burgers. Happy Hour open-close
Taco Tuesday
$2.00
House Tacos
- Margaritas
- $0.99
Wing Wednesday
$0.75
bone in or boneless wings
Slider Thursday
$2.50
Only day to try all ala carte sliders, flavors may vary
Friday
Chef's choice steak. Sirloin or Ribeye? Come and find out