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Satellite Room
2047 9th St NW
Washington, DC 20001
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Main Menu
Burgers
6oz. Beef patty sub grilled chicken, friend chicken, or a black bean burger for $1. All burgers come with lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickles. Served with tots, sub for fries, sweet potato fries, or a salad on request
Dave Grohl
$11.00
sundried tomato, goat cheese, roasted red pepper, arugula
Henry Rollins
$11.00
poutine burger, topped with french fries, gravy & cheese
Joan Jett
$11.00
whiskey remoulade, poblano cheese sauce
Chuck Brown
$12.00
roasted poblano, chipotle aioli, avocado, pepperjack
Mya
$12.00
bacon, fried egg, cheddar, special sauce
Donald Byrd
$12.00
balsamic onions, brie, honey mustard
Big Tony
$15.00
double bacon cheeseburger, special sauce
Biz Markie
$9.00
lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles
Doc Knight
$10.00
mushrooms, bacon, swiss
Salads
Add chicken, steak, or fish for $5
Cobb Salad
$11.00
cripsy lettuce with diced grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, avocado, egg & house vinaigrette, ranch or blue cheese dressing
Caesar
$7.00
romaine with caesar dressing & croutons
Wedge
$7.00
iceberg lettuce wedge with blue cheese dressing, bacon & cherry tomatoes
Entrees
Shrimp & grits
$15.00
shrimp, peppers, and onions in a creamy bacon sauce on sriracha cheddar grits
Chicken pot pie
$13.00
chicken, onions, celery, carrots in a creamy boubon sauce served with a side salad
Chicken or Seitan parmesan
$15.00
smothered in house-made marinara and served on spaghetti with a side salad
fried chicken
$13.00
cured in buttermilk and fried in our secret spice blend
strip or country fried steak
$15.00
served with a side of horseradish sauce
fried catfish
$12.00
fried in our secret spice blend
chipotle glazed meatloaf
$13.00
served with a side of gravy
Sandwiches
served with tots sub fries, sweet potato fries, or a salad on request
Fried Buffalo Chicken
$11.00
juicy fried chicken breast smothered in buffalo sauce and topped with blue cheese dressing
Reuben
$10.00
sliced corned beef stacked high, kraut, melted swiss & russian dressing on rye
Patty Melt
$11.00
juicy beef patty, balsamic onions & melted swiss on sourdough
Tuna Melt
$11.00
chunk tuna & cheddar on white bread
Grilled Chicken Club
$11.00
grilled chicken, tomato, bacon, avocado & lettuce on toasted bread
Grilled Peanut Butter
$7.00
Nutella, or marshmallow fluff for a buck
- Add jelly or banana
- $0.50
Grilled Cheese
$8.00
bacon for a buck
- Add tomato for
- $0.50
Quesadilla
$9.00
served with guacamole, sour cream & pico, add chicken for a buck (does not come with a side)
Salmon BLT
salmon, bacon, lettuce, tomato with basil aioli on sourdough
Loaded Tots
Tater Tot Poutine
$6.00Poblano Cheese Tots
$6.00Chili Cheese Tots
$6.00Buffalo Tots
$6.00Old Bay Tots
$6.00Bacon Syrup Tot
$6.00Breakfast All Day
Steak & Eggs
$15.00
NY Strip steak grilled to order or country fried, served with toast
Pancakes
$11.00
traditional flapjacks with syrup, whipped cream & your choice of breakfast meats
Corned Beef Hash
$12.00
corned beef & potatoes, served with two eggs your way & toast
Meat Omelet
$12.00
ham, bacon, sausage, cheese, served with home fries
Veggie Omelet
$10.00
spinach, cheese, mushrooms, cheese, served with home fries
French Toast
$11.00
served with whipped cream, a side of fruit, and your choice of breakfast meat
Satellite Platter
$12.00
two pancackes, two eggs, your choice of breakfast meats and homefries
Sides
Pick any side for $3 or three for $8 (remember to add up-charge if applicable)
Sweet Potato Fries
Tater Tots
Soup of The Day
Sauteed Green Beans
Seasonal Vegetable
Fries
Home Fries
Side Salad
Cole Slaw
Collard Greens
Mashed Potatoes
Five Buffalo Wings
Add $3
Mac & Cheese
Add $3
Onion Rings
Add $1
Fresh Fruit
Desserts
Set-Up Sundae
$5.00
chocolate ice cream drizzled with Marion Berry coulis and topped with whipped cream, a Marion Berry, and rock candy
Crunkcakes
$6.00
boozy cupcakes infused with alcohol- ask your server/bartender for flavors
Fresh Pies
$6.00
Made in house- ask your server/bartender for flavors
Citrus bread Pudding
$5.00
drizzled with leche sauce (hot or cold)
Milkshakes
Cinnamon Toast Punch
Vanilla ice cream, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Old Overholt Rye Whiskey
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Count Creamy
Vanilla ice cream, Count Chocula or Cocoa Puffs, Bailey's Irish Cream
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Vincent Vega
Vanilla ice cream, Bulleit Bourbon
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Lucy Ricardo
Vanilla and chocolate ice cream, Johnny Walker Black
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Linus Van Pelt
Vanilla ice cream, peanut butter, George Dickel Whiskey
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
A.C. Slater
Vanilla ice cream, avocado, Jose Cuervo Reposed
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Latka Gravas
Vanilla ice cream, espresso, Nutella, Hennessy VS
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Frank Costello
Vanilla ice cream, chocolate and peppermint syrups, Bushmill's Irish Whiskey
- Non Alcohol $5.00
- Boozy $10.00
Brunch
Saturday and Sunday 11AM- 4PM
Eggs Benedict
$12.00
Poached eggs, English muffin, Canadian bacon, smothered in hollandaise, side salad
Eggs Florentine
$10.00
Poached eggs, English muffin, spinach, smothered in hollandaise, side salad
Biscuits & Sausage Gravy
$10.00
House made Buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy, two eggs your way
Croque Monsiuer
$10.00
Grilled ham and cheese smothered in béchamel add egg $1 for a Croque Madame, served with tots
Steak and Eggs
$15.00
Grilled or "Country Fried" 8 oz. NY Strip, two eggs your way, white toast
Pancakes
$11.00
Three traditional flapjacks with maple syrup and fruit, your choice of meat
Grilled Pecan Banana Bread Fosters
$12.00
Grilled Pecan Banana Bread, Banana Foster sauce, whipped cream, powdered sugar, fresh fruit
French Toast
$11.00
Traditional French toast, maple syrup, powdered sugar, fresh fruit, your choice of meat
Corned Beef Hash
$12.00
Corned beef and home fries topped with two eggs your way and white toast
Meat Omelet
$12.00
Ham, bacon, sausage, cheese served with home fries
Veggie Omelet
$10.00
Spinach, mushroom, cheese served with home fries
Breakfast Burrito
$12.00
Eggs, sausage, and cheese in a flour tortilla served with pico de gallo and home fries
Satellite Platter
$12.00
Two pancakes, two eggs your way, choice of meat, home fries
Hamburger
$9.00
Grilled 6 oz. burger, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, tots
- Add bacon/cheddar/egg (each)
- $1.00
Brunch Sides
Two eggs your way
$3.00Home fries
$3.00Fresh Fruit
$3.00Bacon
$3.00Sausage
$3.00Turkey Sausage
$3.00Brunch Drinks
Unlimited Wu-Tangmosas
$15.00Classic Mimosa
$9.00Jerkface Bloody Mary
$9.00Classic Bloody Mary
$8.00Late Night Menu
Milkshakes also Available
Cheeseburger Sliders
$9.00
Three sliders with American cheese and pickles on a brioche bun
BBQ Pulled Pork Sliders
$9.00
Three sliders with housemade bbq pulled pork and cole slaw on a brioche bun
Buffalo Chicken Sliders
$9.00
Three sliders with fried chicken tossed in Buffalo sauce topped with arugula and blue cheese dressing
Buffalo Wings
$8.00
Six fried wings tossed in Buffalo sauce served with celery, carrot sticks, and blue cheese dressing
Cobb Salad
$11.00
Chopped iceberg lettuce topped with grilled chicken, bacon, tomato, egg, avocado, and your choice of dressing
Wedge Salad
$7.00
Wedge of iceberg lettuce, tomato, bacon, topped with blue cheese dressing and crumbles
Caesar Salad
$7.00
Chopped romaine lettuce tossed in housemade Caesar dressing with croutons and parmesan cheese
French Toast
$11.00
Traditional French toast, maple syrup, powdered sugar, fresh fruit
Meat Omelet
$12.00
Ham, bacon, sausage, cheese omelet served with tots
Veggie Omelet
$10.00
Spinach, mushroom, cheese omelet served with tots
Loaded Tots
Your choice of Poutine, Chili Cheese, Poblano Cheese, Old Bay, Buffalo, or Bacon Syrup