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Satellite Bar
6922 Harrisburg Boulevard
Houston, TX 77011
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Drink Menu
Dark
Buried Hatchet
Stout - Southern Star Brewing - Houston, TX - 8.25%
Nitro Vanilla Porter
Porter - Breckenridge Brewing - Colorado - 5.4%
Old Chub
Scotch Ale - Oskar Blues Brewery - Colorado - 8.0%
Coconut Porter
Porter - Maui Brewing - Hawaii - 6.0%
Rocket Fuel
Vietnamese Coffee Porter - 8th Wonder Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.6%
Dirty Bastard
Scotch Ale - Founders Brewing - Michigan - 8.5%
Yeti
Imperial Stout - Great Divide - Colorado - 9.5%
Light
Beerito
Mexican Style Lager - Oskar Blues Brewing - Colorado - 4.0%
Bombshell Blonde
Blonde Ale - Southern Star Brewing - Conroe, TX - 4.3%
Dome Faux'm
Throwback Cream Ale - 8th Wonder Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.2%
Fireman's #4
Blonde Ale - Real Ale Brewing - Blanco, TX - 5.1%
Great White Buffalo
Witbier - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.1%
Lawnmower
Kolsch - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.9%
Hans' Pils
German-Style Pilsner - Real Ale Brewing - 5.3%
Liliko'i Kepolo
Passion Fruit Belgian White - Avery Brewing - Colorado - 5.4%
Love Street
Kolsch Style Blonde - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.9%
Live Oak Hefeweizen
Hefeweizen - Live Oak Brewing - Austin, TX - 5.2%
Summer Ale
Sunny Pale Ale - Brooklyn Brewing - New York - 5.0%
Weisse Versa
Hefeweizen/Belgian White Blend - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.3%
Mr. Pineapple
Wheat - SanTan Brewing - Arizona - 5.0%
Golden Monkey
Tripel - Victory Brewing - Pennsylvania - 9.5%
Summer's Wit
Hibiscus Witbier - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 6.0%
Sam's Daily
Cream Ale - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.8%
Sea To Sea
Zwickel Lager - Green Flash Brewing - California - 4.0%
Sweet Action
Pale Cream Ale - Sixpoint Brewing - New York - 5.2%
Summer Love
Golden Ale - Victory Brewing - Pennsylvania - 5.2%
Summer Pils
Munich-style Helles - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.9%
Hoppy
Art Car
IPA - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 7.1%
Cardinal
Pale Ale - Nebraska Brewing - Nebraska - 6.0%
Dale's
Pale Ale - Oskar Blues Brewery - Colorado - 5.0%
Dankosaurus
IPA - Cedar Creek Brewing - Seven Points, TX - 6.8%
GPA
German Style Pale Ale - 3 Nations Brewing - Farmers Branch, TX - 7.1%
Grapefruit Sculpin
IPA - Ballast Point Brewing - California - 7.0%
Hop Delusion
Imperial IPA - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 9.0%
Mango Even Keel
Session IPA - Ballast Point Brewing - California - 3.8%
More Cowbell
Double IPA - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 9.0%
Nebraska IPA
IPA - Nebraska Brewing - Nebraska - 6.9%
Odell IPA
IPA - Odell Brewing - Colorado - 7.0%
Raja
Double IPA - Avery Brewing - Colorado - 8.0%
Conspiracy Theory
IPA - Southern Star Brewing - Conroe, TX - 6.5%
Rodeo Clown
Double IPA - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 9.5%
Slow Ride
Pale Ale - Oasis Brewing - Austin, TX - 4.8%
Stone IPA
IPA - Stone Brewing - California - 6.9%
Weekend Warrior
Pale Ale - Karbach Brewing - Houston, TX - 5.5%
Resin
Double IPA - Sixpoint Brewing - New York - 9.1%
Malty
90 Shilling
Amber Ale - Odell Brewing - Colorado - 5.3%
1836
Copper Ale - Buffalo Bayou Brewing - Houston, TX - 6.0%
Brunette
Nut Brown Ale - Nebraska Brewing - Nebraska - 4.7%
Santo
Black Kolsch - Saint Arnold Brewing - Houston, TX - 4.7%
Shiner Bock
Bock - Spoetzl Brewing - Shiner, TX - 4.4%
Sour
Flanders Red
German Style Sour - Destihl Brewing - Illinois - 6.1%
Here Gose Nothin'
Leipzig Style Gose - Destihl Brewing - Illinois - 5.0%
Jammer
Gose - Sixpoint Brewing - New York - 4.0%
Wittekerke Wild
Witbier - Brouwerij De Brabandere - Belgium - 5.0%
Counter-Clockweisse
Berliner Weisse - Destihl Brewing - Illinois - 3.0%
Sweet
Downhome Punch
Jack Daniels - 5.0%
Screwdriver
Smirnoff - 5.8%
Lynchburg Lemonade
Jack Daniels - 4.8%
Dry Cider
Austin Eastciders - 5.0%
Pineapple Cider
Austin Eastciders - 5.0%
Honey Cider
Austin Eastciders - 5.0%
Margarita
Cayman Jack - 5.9%
Wine
Cabernet Sauvignon
Black Box - 500 mL
Champagne
Sofia Blanc de Blancs - Coppola - 187 mL
Chardonnay
Flip Flop - 250 mL
Merlot
Black Box - 500 mL
Fizzy Crisp White
Flip Flop - 250 mL
Pinot Grigio
Flip Flop - 250 mL