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Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Award-winning, hand breaded, and dipped to order, these mini plastic explosives are cleverly disguised as Wisconsin cheddar cheese curds. Locally sourced from Ellsworth, Wisconsin, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with sides of ranch and marinara.
vegetarian
Compromised Chips and Dip
This house-made, warm, spinach and artichoke dip is highly sought after and much lauded. Served with freshly made tortilla chips.
vegetarian
gluten-free
Blacklisted Chicken Tenders
Our secret twist on a classic. Blackened and sautéed chicken tenders served with house-made Cajun orange marmalade.
Stasi Twists
Our Bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! A Milwaukee-made pretzel served with our house-made beer cheese sauce for dipping.
vegetarian
Nachos Camp Stanley
This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly-made tortilla chips and loaded with our house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack, and American. Spies choose house-seasoned ground beef, house-smoked chicken, or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro, and pickled jalapeños. Big enough for four to share! Vegetarian — Code: No Meat.
Salads
Fresh greens with tasty and delicious toppings. Any of our salads can be prepared vegetarian — Code: No Meat.
Covert Chopped Salad
This covert salad is stacked with chopped romaine, house-smoked chicken, red onion, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper-smoked bacon, and blue cheese crumbles. Served with a house-made white balsamic dressing.
gluten-free
Captain Keto's Bacon & Avo Salad
If you're looking to get fit for your next mission, then this is the salad for you! Chopped romaine, pepper-smoked bacon, tomato, onion, and avocado tossed in a ranch dressing and topped with avocado crema.
gluten-free
The Colombian
This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema, and seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing. Make it Vegan — No cheese and sub a citrus lime vinaigrette.
vegetarian
gluten-free
Disguise Your Salad
Top your salad with a cover! Your choice of blackened or grilled salmon, blackened or grilled chicken, or smoke chicken thighs for an additional charge.
Sandwiches
We find this painstaking method of surreptitiously opening and closing pouches and envelopes extremely useful in the art of sandwich making. All of our sandwiches are personally hand-crafted in-house. Sandwiches include a choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Spies can always upgrade to French fries, onion rings, or fresh fruit for an additional charge. Substitute a gluten-free bun for an additional charge.
Prime Rib Timed Drop
Tender, shaved, prime rib, slow roasted in-house and warmed in our succulent au jus. Piled high on a delicious ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly for an additional charge.
Day Smart Turned Chicken
Fresh chicken breast disguised under pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayo, and tomato on a brioche bun.
Snap-O-Razzo All Beef Spy Dog
Two grilled, crispy, plump, and juicy all-beef hot dogs with a snap that brings you back. Served on two fresh buns with a side of Giardiniera. Upgrade to a chili cheese dog for an additional charge.
Tradecraft Tacos
No understanding the methods to our taco madness. Your choice of fried or grilled cod, carnitas pork, house-smoked chicken, or steak. Served with pineapple taco slaw, black bean corn salsa, and chipotle aioli on flour tortillas.
Cuban Missile Crisis
A delicious missile of slow-roasted pork, sliced ham, melted Swiss cheese, honey mustard aioli, and pickles on a pressed ciabatta roll.
Mr. Stamper BLT
Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, and honey mustard aioli come together on toasted whole-grain bread to accomplish this savory mission.
Burgers
A four-member SWAT team of delicious burgers deployed to suppress a rogue appetite. All burgers are 100% USDA and locally sourced from a local ranch, Meat by Linz, and personally handcrafted with a special steakhouse blend. Burgers include a choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Spies can always upgrade to French fries, onion rings, or fresh fruit for an additional charge. Substitute a gluten-free bun for an additional charge.
Spy Burger*
This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. USDA hand-pattied beef smashed on a flat top and seasoned to perfection. Served on a brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from one of our infamous covers.
MOAB*
This is truly the Mother Of All Burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef is topped with American cheese, pepper-smoked bacon, an over-easy egg, and our secret sauce. Served on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordnance air blast.
Mission Impossible*
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is two mouthwatering USDA patties with pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar and pepper jack cheeses. Topped with house-made onion rings, and chipotle ranch on a brioche bun. Complete with a "self-destruct" jalapeño relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission.
Impossible Burger
This plant-based protein powerhouse is served like our traditional burger. Cloaked with lettuce, tomato, and onion on a brioche bun.
vegan, vegetarian
Disguise Your Burger
Don't blow your cover! Disguise your burger for an additional charge.
Inside Agent
American cheese, chopped pickles, and Caribbean sauce.
U.N.
Sautéed mushrooms and onions with Swiss cheese.
Texan
Bacon, cheddar, and BBQ sauce.
El Macho
Nacho cheese sauce, pico de gallo, tortilla chips, and avocado crema.
Philly
Onions, peppers, and provolone.
Entrées
Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. These entrées are in the business of thwarting the efforts of foreign intelligence agencies.
Licensed to Kill Macaroni
Elbow macaroni pasta tossed in a creamy cheese sauce with tender chicken, pepper-smoked bacon, broccoli, and chipotle peppers. Loaded with garlic bread crumbs. This soon-to-be favorite is a rogue agent. Make it Vegetarian - Code: No Meat
Blowback BBQ Rack Ribs
There are no hands necessary for this fork-and-knife half rack of house-made, slow-cooked, pork ribs. Served with coleslaw and fries. Available in 1/2 Rack or Full Rack.
Furtive Fish Fry
A favorite any day of the week. Our beer-battered cod is secretly served every day with french fries, coleslaw, and our Top Gun tartar sauce.
Chili Mac of Solace
Our chili mac is another traditional dish gone rogue. Elbow macaroni pasta tossed in a creamy cheese sauce with seasoned ground beef, shredded cheddar jack blend, and topped with sour cream & chives.
Sides
Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. Little notes or short messages passed between assists, typically on cigarette papers or gum wrappers.
Basket of Red Rock Fries
Basket of Onion Rings
Side of Fresh Fruit
Side of Coleslaw
Side of White Cheddar Mac
Side of Mashed Potatoes
Side of Sir Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
Agent of Chaos Homemade Chili
Sir Albert Broccoli's Broccoli Cheddar & Beer Cheese Soup
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering.
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Crafty Concoctions for Covert Capers
*Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass
Long Island Iced Tea Flight
Takeoff in SafeHouse! Flight includes four house-made Long Island iced teas.
Honolulu Blue: Blue curaçao, pineapple juice, and Sierra Mist.
Halle Berries: Strawberry and raspberry purees, grape juice, and cranberry juice.
Agent Strawberry Fields: Strawberry puree and Sierra Mist.
Ocean Club: Pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
Spy's Demise*
Covert spin on a Long Island, topped with blackberry liqueur and Pepsi. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
Vesper Lynd*
You're tempted to try this refreshment royale, made with Hatch Gin, St. Germain, Lillet Blanc, and lemon. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
Agent MKE*
The ultimate social lubricant, made with brandy, orange sour, bitters, and cinnamon syrup. Topped with soda and Luxardo cherries. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
The Great Spytini*
A Tito's Vodka martini prepared in a shaker and launched throughout SafeHouse in a 600-foot tube for the ultimate shaken, never stirred, martini. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
Sterling Archer*
A cocky concoction of Tito's Vodka, Rothman & Winter Orchard Pear, lemon, sugar, and Bittercube Jamaican #2 Bitters. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
Jaws Demise*
Our blue demise is a take on a Long Island, topped with blue curacao, and tropical Red Bull for an extra bite. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
South of the Border*
A top-secret Southwestern recipe. Cazadores Silver Tequila, Patron Citronge, fresh agave, pomegranate, and lime zest. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
Man with a Copper Mug
A mule on a mission. Smirnoff Vodka, fresh lime juice, and Goslings ginger beer. Make it a 96oz. mule to share with your fellow spies!
Mission Impossible
Go rogue with this mission. A large fishbowl filled with Bacardi Superior Rum, Roaring Dan's Dark Rum, orgeat, lemon, orange, pineapple, and grenadine - serves 2 spies nicely or 1 brave agent. Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Off-the-Grid
The fruity drink that flies under the radar. Rum, sugar, strawberries, mint, and muddled lime, topped with soda.
Grenade Launcher
An explosive combination of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Cruzan Rum, Smirnoff Vanilla vodka, orange, pineapple, and grenadine.
The Danger Zone
Chill out with our house-made white sangria made with Western Son Vodka and fresh watermelon simple syrup. Topped with Sycamore Lane Pinot Grigio.
Draft Beer
Draft Beer Flight
Take flight at SafeHouse! Ask your Service Agent what's on tap for takeoff.
Code Beer*
A top-secret amber ale from our friends at Miller. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.
Rotating Seasonal
Ask your Spytender what's on tap!
Lakefront SpyPA
Mobcraft Seasonal
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Miller Lite
Blue Moon
Bottled Beers
Bell's Kalamazoo Stout
Riverwest Stein Tall Boy
Ale Asylum Mad Town Nut Brown
Loon Juice Grow a Pear Cider
Corona
Lakefront New Grist
White Claw
Bud Light
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Michelob Ultra
Miller High Life
Budweiser
PBR Tall Boy
Mocktails
Drinks for the spy who must operate the getaway vehicle. Make a mocktail mission dangerous by adding Smirnoff Vodka for an additional charge.
Thyme Lemon Throwaway
You're in the right place at the right thyme for this cocktail-in-training. Formulated with blueberry, almond syrup, lemon juice, basil, thyme, and soda.
Strawberry Mint Sleeper
Strawberry, mint, and lime soda. A modest mojito for the spy who is always on the clock.
Lavender Legend
This refreshing mission is quite a delight. Our lavender lemonade is the safest choice for all ages.
Wines
Interrogate your service agent for seasonal wine options.
Available for junior spies 12 and under. All junior spy meals are served with a beverage of choice in a souvenir color-changing cup. Beverage choices: Pepsi products, milk, chocolate milk, lemonade, or apple juice.
Junior Spy Burger with Cheese
Cheeseburger with French fries or a side of fruit. Substitute a gluten-free bun for $2.
Undercover Mac + Cheese
Creamy white cheddar mac and cheese served with French fries or a side of fruit.
Mini Golden Bullets
Mini corn dogs with French fries or a side of fruit.
Grilled Cheese Spywich
Grilled cheese sandwich served with French fries or a side of fruit.
Goldfingers
Southern fried chicken tenders served with ranch or bbq. Choose from French fries or a side of fruit.
Junior Spy Dog
Hot dog served with French fries or side of fruit.
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering.
Declassified Desserts
Treat yourself after a successful mission!
Quantum of Caramel
Light, buttery, vanilla-flecked cake with waves of caramel cake and a layer of salted caramel crunch. This dessert is locked, loaded, and aimed to please!
Chocolate Bomb
Mini chocolate molten lava cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream. Your mission: set off this high explosive and hide the evidence. Don't worry, we'll provide the detonator.
Fat Bastard
A colossal combination of brownie fudge bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating. Agents can also refer to this as the "FB" when ordering.
Bourne's Blackout Cake
A rich and moist dark chocolate cake, layered with chocolate fudge pudding, and drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauces. We assure you this mission is not impossible to finish.
Code Root Beer Float
This drinkable mission, should you choose to accept, contains two scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with creamy Sprecher Root Beer. We recommend this mission for agents ages 5-105.
Sunrise
Sunday Brunch | 11AM-4PM
Confidential Quiche
Scratch-made sausage, roasted bell peppers, and cheddar jack cheese in a savory, buttered crust. Slyly served aside our top-secret breakfast potatoes.
SafeHouse Skillet
Take on our signature breakfast mission: a combination of pepper-smoked bacon, honey baked ham, cheddar jack cheese, and fried eggs served over our top-secret breakfast potatoes.
Classified Breakfast
Highly confidential, the classified breakfast is scrambled eggs layered on a buttermilk biscuit, with a side of pepper-smoked bacon and our top-secret breakfast potatoes.
The B1 Bomber
When sweet and savory are paired together, things can become supersonic! A buttermilk biscuit, chicken tenders, made-from-scratch sausage gravy, and sweet apple slaw come together for this mission.
Operation Hangover Recovery
Your hangover will thank you after this recovery masterpiece. A made-from-scratch sausage patty topped with pepper-smoked bacon, fried egg, and American cheese on a buttermilk biscuit. Slyly served aside our top-secret breakfast potatoes.
Libations
Brunch Drinks
Bottomless Mimosas
Agents, raise a toast to reaching your rendezvous point—and the weekend! Put your pinkies in the air and enjoy unlimited champagne bubbles topped with orange juice. *Note that this offer self-destructs after 90 minutes...
Long Island Iced Tea Flight
Takeoff in SafeHouse! Flight includes four house-made Long Island iced teas.
Honolulu Blue: Blue curaçao, pineapple juice, and Sierra Mist.
Halle Berries: Strawberry and raspberry purees, grape juice, and cranberry juice.
Agent Strawberry Fields: Strawberry puree and Sierra Mist.
Ocean Club: Pineapple juice, orange juice, and grenadine.
SafeHouse Bloody Mary
Say hello to brunch's partner in crime. Smirnoff Vodka and Jameson mixed with our top secret Bloody Mary mix and accompanied by fried cheese curds, celery, and bacon. Served with a full beer. Psst...spies get to keep the souvenir glass.
Spy Jolt
A cloak and dagger cup of Joe. Iced coffee laced with Jameson and Baileys, stealthily hidden beneath a delicious waffle. Remember to always expect the unexpected!
Bonita
If James Bond had to create a drink named after his beautiful Bond girls, this would be it. Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka with Prosecco and fresh ginger, topped with a lemon slice.
Stiletto
Preferred like a dagger: tall and sharp. Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka mixed with champagne and Sierra Mist, topped with raspberries.
Aston Martin
Speed into your morning with this fast-paced concoction. Deep Eddy Cranberry mixed with pomegranate and champagne, finished with a sugar rim.
The Man with the Golden Martini
Lead everyone to believe you're the world's most expensive assassin. Deep Eddy Cranberry, peach schnapps, orange juice, and pomegranate, topped off with champagne.
Afternoon
Sandwiches and burgers include a choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Upgrade to French fries, onion rings, or fresh fruit for $2. Substitute a gluten-free bun for $2.
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini plastic explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and dipped to order, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with ranch and marinara for dipping.
vegetarian
Stasi Twists
Our Bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! A Milwaukee-made soft pretzel served with our house-made cheese sauce for dipping.
vegetarian
Nachos Camp Stanley
This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly made tortilla chips and loaded with our house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack, and American. Spies choose from seasoned ground beef, house-smoked chicken, or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro, and pickled jalapeños. Big enough for four to share!
Covert Chopped
This covert salad is stacked with chopped romaine, house-smoked chicken, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper-smoked bacon, and blue cheese crumbles. Served with a house-made white balsamic dressing.
Colombian
This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema, and seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing. Make it Vegan: No cheese and sub a citrus lime vinaigrette.
gluten-free
Mr. Stamper BLT
Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, and honey mustard aioli come together on toasted whole-grain bread to accomplish this savory mission.
Prime Rib Timed Drop
Tender, shaved, prime rib, slow roasted in-house and warmed in our succulent au jus. Piled high on a ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly for an additional charge.
Day Smart Turned Chicken
Marinated chicken breast topped with pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayo, and tomato on a brioche bun.
Spy Burger
This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. USDA hand-pattied beef smashed on a flat top, seasoned to perfection, and served on a brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from one of our infamous covers.
Snap-O-Razzo All Beef Hot Dog
Two grilled, crispy, plump, and juicy all-beef hot dogs with a snap that brings you back. Served on two fresh buns with a side of Giardiniera. Upgrade to a chili cheese dog for an additional charge.
MOAB
This is truly the Mother Of All Burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef is topped with American cheese, pepper-smoked bacon, an over easy egg, and our secret sauce. Served on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordinance air blast.
Impossible Burger
This plant-based protein powerhouse is served like our traditional burger. Cloaked with lettuce, tomato, and onion on a brioche bun.
SafeHouse is an iconic hidden restaurant and bar located somewhere in downtown Milwaukee. Providing safety to spies since 1966, SafeHouse offers refuge to all spies national and international. Agents must find the red door and pass a fun clearance test if they do not know the password required for entry. Once behind the red door, spies will find authentic espionage artifacts, pop culture references, a disappearing booth, and a secret exit. SafeHouse offers venue space for agents of all ages looking to celebrate special occasions, birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and group events. As a local landmark for over 55 years, SafeHouse is home to locally-sourced cheese curds, spy craft cocktails, and delicious rations.