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Sad Pie
1282 Essex Ave
Columbus, OH 43201
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Sad Pies
Check Yes, Cheesiest
$12.34
Three, two, one, pizza in my arms now. Our 12'' garlic butter crust topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese
This Ain't a Cheese It's a Pep-Per-O-Ni
$12.34
Our 12'' garlic butter crust topped with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoni. Jiminy jillikers
Where Are You? & I'm So Sausage
$12.34
Our 12'' crust topped with red sauce, mozzarella cheese, and sausage
Build Your Own Pizza
Build Your Own Pizza
$12.34
Pizza! at tonight's dinner. Build your own 12" pizza with the sauces and toppings that you enjoy. Choose Sauce: Red Sauce, White Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Spicy Red Sauce, Spicy White Sauce
Sad Side
Wing Life Away
$7.07
Five crispy oven-baked chicken wings tossed in whatever sauce you choose and served with a side of ranch. Choose Sauce: BBQ Sauce, Buffalo Sauce, Garlic Parmesan Sauce, Cowboy BBQ Sauce, Plain Sauce
Saves the Day Sticks
For when you're two floors down getting high in the back room. Get a full pizza topped with garlic butter, cheese, and Italian seasoning for these cheese sticks for everyone to share. Comes with sides of red sauce and ranch.
- 12" Crust $12.34
- 16" Crust $18.34
New Found Garlic Bread
$5.05
The perfectly sad side, a hoagie bun with garlic butter and cheese. You were everything I wanted