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Pizza Patron
2708 W Nolana Ave Ste 240
McAllen, TX 78504
Uber
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Menu
Drinks
20 oz. Bottled Drink
$1.79
Choose a soda: Pepsi, Gatorade Punch, Mountain Dew, Mug Root Beer, Manzanita Sol.
20 oz. Brisk Iced Tea
$1.79Patron Wings
Choose up to 2 wing flavors: Lime-N-Pepper, BBQ, Buffalo, Garlic-Parmesan, Naked.
8 Pieces Wings
$7.99
Choose from 5 patron wing recipes, lime-n-pepper, BBQ, Buffalo, garlic Parmesan or original naked wings. Choose a dipping sauce: Fresh Ranch Sauce, Fresh Spicy Ranch Sauce.
16 Pieces Wings
$13.99
Choose from 5 patron wing recipes, lime-n-pepper, BBQ, Buffalo, garlic Parmesan or original naked wings. Choose up to 2 dipping sauce: Fresh Ranch Sauce, Fresh Spicy Ranch Sauce, BBQ Sauce, Buffalo Sauce, Garlic Butter
Specialty Pizzas
Large Choriqueso Pizza
$9.99
The only pizza that starts with classic spicy ranch sauce and loaded 100% real mozzarella cheese, fresh-sliced red onions and smokey chorizo sausage.
Large Choriqueso Pizza
$9.99
The only pizza that starts with classic spicy ranch sauce and loaded 100% real mozzarella cheese, fresh-sliced red onions and smokey chorizo sausage.
Craft Your Pizza
Be the boss and craft your own style by choosing your sauce and toppings. Pizza like a Boss.
Large Cheese Pizza
$4.99Large Pepperoni Pizza
$4.99Sides
Fresh Queso Stix
$3.99
Soft, buttery breadsticks smothered with mozzarella cheese and baked to perfection. Completed with the perfect marinara dunking sauce. Go ahead, get funky when you dunky.
2 Dips
$1.58
Choose from fresh buttermilk ranch or spicy ranch for some dipping action. You can also take home our original marinara sauce, some Parmesan cheese, garlic butter, Buffalo sauce or slice jalapenos.