Hearty breadsticks made from our fresh pizza dough, brushed with garlic-infused olive oil, topped with mozzarella, provolone, and cheddar cheese. Stonebaked and sprinkled with fresh herbs. Served with our housemade marinara
Mini Slumgullion Sausage Rolls
$10.00
Spicy Italian sausage, herbed ricotta cheese, red and green bell pepper strips marinated in roasted garlic and olive oil, all wrapped in our fresh pizza dough. Served with marinara
Poughkeepsie Gulch Pesto Bruschetta
$9.00
A baked crispy baguette spread with our basil and roasted garlic pesto, mozzarella, provolone, and parmesan. Topped with fresh basil chiffonade and tomatoes. Drizzled with our aged balsamic reduction
Spring Creek Artichoke Spinach Dip
$9.00
Cheesy blend of spinach, artichoke hearts, green onions, garlic, and herbs. Served chilled with tortilla chips, carrots, and celery
Salads
Dressings: Ranch, Blue Cheese, Honey Mustard, Classic Italian, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Honey-Chile Vinaigrette, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Greek Vinaigrette. To any salad, add Chilled Grilled Chicken or Grilled Tempeh for $3
Mesa Verde
Mixed field greens and crisp romaine lettuce dwell among cilantro-lime black beans, tender sweet corn, red onions, juicy tomatoes, creamy avocado slices, green chilies, toasted pumpkin seeds, and cheddar cheese. Served with tortilla chips and our housemade honey-chile vinaigrette
Small$8.00
Entree$12.00
The House
The Pahgre's House Salad is as colorful and unique as the Uncompahgre Valley. We top fresh mixed field greens with crunchy dried sweet corn, dried fruit, toasted pumpkin seeds, and our housemade honey-chile vinaigrette
Small$7.00
Entree$10.00
Cimarron Caesar
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed with classic Caesar dressing and piled high under croutons, aged parmesan, and classic Caesar dressing
Small$6.00
Entree$9.00
My Big Fat Greek Salad
Tender baby spinach leaves, Kalamata olives, crisp red onion, slow roasted red peppers, artichoke hearts, pepperoncini, and sundried tomatoes, all topped off with feta. Served with Greek feta vinaigrette and pita bread
Small$8.00
Entree$12.00
Antipasti Avalanche
Romaine, spicy pepperoni, sopressata, salami, provolone, giardiniera peppers, mancinelli peppers, and classic Italian dressing. Try to dig your way out of this one!! Served with baguette slices
Small$8.00
Entree$12.00
Coxcomb Cobb
Crisp romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, crumbled bacon, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, red onions, hard-boiled egg, pita bread, and the dressing of your choice
Small$8.00
Entree$12.00
Popeye's Passion
Fresh baby spinach leaves, crumbled bacon, creamy goat cheese, red onion, sliced fresh mushrooms, tomatoes, roasted red peppers, toasted sunflower seeds, pita bread, and honey mustard dressing
Small$8.00
Entree$12.00
Basic Green Salad
This fresh mix of artisan lettuces, fresh seasonally available vegetables, and croutons is the perfect accompaniment to any meal
Small$6.00
Entree$9.00
Panini
The Pahgre's Panini starts off with fresh, crisp focaccia bread and is filled with premium meats, cheese, and vegetables before being pressed to toasty perfection! All paninis served with chips and a pepperoncini
Gunnison Godfather
$13.00
Mortadella, capocollo, ham, salami, provolone, grilled red onions, giardiniera peppers, tomato slices, and basil aioli. Eat the whole thing or you'll go swimmin' wid da fishes in the Gunnison River, wearin' your concrete booties
Vallecito Veggie
$11.00
Grilled, marinated portabella mushrooms, roasted red peppers, fresh roasted veggies, provolone cheese, grilled onion, and baby spinach with sundried tomato aioli
Daveto's Meatball
$12.00
Homemade Italian beef meatballs topped with marinara sauce, roasted red peppers, and melted cheese
Cebolla Southwest
$12.00
Fire roasted green chilies, grilled onions, juicy grilled chicken atop our house made chipotle aioli
Add Grilled Chicken, Grilled Portabella Mushroom, Italian Meatball, Spicy Italian Sausage, or grilled Tempeh to any pasta for $4. Add Garlic Shrimp to any pasta for $5 | Add a small Basic Green Salad for $4 | House, or Cimmaron Caesar salad for $5
Chicken Parmesan al Forno
$15.00
Marinated chicken coated in our housemade breading and covered in herbs, aged parmesan, marinara, premium mozzarella and provolone cheese then baked to perfection! Served over fettuccini
Ridgeline Ravioli
$12.00
Fresh ravioli generously stuffed with cheese and topped with our zesty tomato sauce and fresh herbs
Fireside Fettuccine Alfredo
$13.00
Thick fettuccini noodles smothered in a white cream sauce flavored with romano cheese, parmesan, fresh herbs, cracked pepper, white wine, and garlic
Silverjack Spaghetti
Your choice of our meaty Bolognese or our housemade veggie marinara sauce atop a heap of spaghetti noodles
Marinara$10.00
Bolognese$15.00
Plateau Primavera
$14.00
Spaghetti noodles tossed with a delicate white wine garlic sauce, then topped with tender roasted vegetables, including a variety of local and seasonal specialties
Purgatory Pesto
$14.00
Fettuccine noodles coated in creamy basil pesto sauce with mushrooms, sundried tomatoes and parmesan
Mountain Mushroom Ravioli
$15.00
Rustic ravioli stuffed with tender mushrooms and melted cheese, mixed with fresh spinach, cherry tomatoes, and topped with our creamy alfredo sauce and sprinkled with walnuts
Pahgsagna
$14.00
Hearty meat sauce layered with noodles and a blend of herbed ricotta, and premium cheeses
Campfire Calzones
Thick pockets of our pizza dough stuffed with herb ricotta, mozzarella, provolone and a variety of meats, cheese and veggies. All served with a side of housemade marinara. Please no substitutions on Campfire Calzones
Courthouse Mountain Cowboy
$12.00
Ground beef, Italian sausage, pepperoni, and bacon
Unaweep Canyon
$12.00
Roasted red peppers, spinach, and garden mushrooms
The Uncompahgre
$12.00
Flavor as incredible as the valley itself! Italian sausage pepperoni, and garden mushrooms
The Motherload
$13.50
Generous deposits of premium sausage, pepperoni, beef, fresh green peppers, black olives, red onions, and mushrooms
Build Your Own
$10.00
Pick any three ingredients from our Build Your Own Pizza menu and we'll wrap them up in our hearty dough with herbed ricotta and mozzarella cheese
Signature, Handmade, Stonebaked Pizza
Gluten Free available upon request. No substitutions on specialty pizzas
Basic Cheese
Red sauce, mozzarella and provolone
Small (10-Inch)$10.00
Large (14-Inch)$15.00
Paradox Pepperoni
Red sauce, cheese and premium pepperoni
Small (10-Inch)$11.00
Large (14-Inch)$16.00
Mt. Shavano Shrimp & Garlic
Creamy white sauce, garlic shrimp, roasted garlic, green onions, parmesan, mozzarella and provolone
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Ridgway Rustler
Grab yer ropes and sneak away with this pie featuring the best the ranch has to offer. Ground beef, spicy Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, red onions, a hefty layer of mozzarella and provolone and our creamy white sauce make this pie a heck of a heist
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
La Garita
Refried bean sauce, seasoned ground beef, cheddar cheese, jalapeños, red onions, crushed tortilla chips, and black olives. After we bake it, we top it with chopped lettuce and fresh diced tomatoes and serve it with sour cream and salsa
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Precipice Peak Pesto
Basil pesto, mozzarella, provolone, parmesan, roma tomatoes, tender artichoke hearts, roasted garlic and fresh basil
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Yankee Boy
Fresh chicken, crispy bacon crumbles, tender artichoke hearts, red onion, roasted garlic, premium mozzarella and provolone cheeses atop our creamy white sauce
Red sauce, mushrooms, green peppers, cheese, roma tomatoes, red onions, and black olives
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Bleu Mesa
Grilled chicken, Canadian bacon, bleu cheese crumbles, and bacon atop our house made creamy white sauce
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
The Motherlode
Generous deposits of premium sausage, pepperoni, beef, fresh green peppers, black olives, red onions, and mushrooms
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Buckhorn Barbeque Chicken
Sweet n' smoky barbeque sauce, grilled chicken, crumbled bacon, crisp red onion, sweet corn, fresh cilantro, and cheddar and mozzarella cheeses
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Lizard Head Luau
Sweet n' smoky barbecue sauce, mozzarella, premium Canadian bacon, pineapple, sweet Mandarin oranges, and crisp red onions. Add jalapeños or roasted green chilies for some fire on the island!
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Tomboy Cheesesteak
Layered provolone and mozzarella cheese beneath sliced ribeye, mushrooms, green bells, red onions, and roasted red pepper strips
Small (10-Inch)$14.00
Large (14-Inch)$26.00
Create Your Own
Small 10-inch - $10 + Toppings | Large 14-inch - $15 + Toppings
Choose Your Sauce
Traditional Red
Traditional White
Basil Pesto
Creamy White
Refried Bean
Ranch
Barbeque
Choose Your Toppings
Anchovies
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Artichoke Hearts
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Avocado
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Bacon
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Black Olives
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Bleu Cheese
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Canadian Bacon
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Caramelized Onions
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Cheddar
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Extra Mozzarella
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Feta Cheese
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Mushrooms
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Goat Cheese
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Green Bell Peppers
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Green Chilies
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Green Olives
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Green Onions
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Grilled Chicken
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Ground Beef
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Italian Sausage
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Jalapenos
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Kalamata Olives
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Mancinelli Peppers
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Mandarin Oranges
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Meatballs
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Parmesan Cheese
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Pepitas
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Pepperoni
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Pineapple
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Portabella Mushrooms
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Red Onions
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Roasted Garlic
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Roasted Red Peppers
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Spicy Italian Sausage
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Spinach
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Shredded Carrots
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Sun-Dried Tomatoes
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Sunflower Seeds
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Sweet Corn
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Taco Ground Beef
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Tempeh
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Tomatoes
Small$1.50
Large$2.00
Beverages
Pepsi
Mountain Dew
Dr. Pepper
Tropicana Lemonade
Flavored Iced Tea
Apple Juice
Cranberry Juice
Diet Pepsi
Sierra Mist
Mug Root Beer
Shangri'la Iced Tea
Coffee
Orange Juice
Dihydrogen Monoxide
Pahgre's Desserts
Desserts Made In House
Black Canyon Mud Pie
$7.00
We start with an Oreo and fudge sauce crust, layer it with coffee ice cream, fudge, caramel, vanilla ice cream, and top it off with Oreo pieces for a taste as massive as the Black Canyon
Curecanti Cookies
$7.00
A pizza sized chocolate chip cookie, baked fresh when you order it, and served hot and gooey for that unbeatable fresh-from-the-oven experience
Crème Brûlée
$7.00
Our homemade rich, creamy custard topped with a contrasting layer of brittle caramel
Tiramisu
$7.00
Espresso and amaretto soaked Italian ladyfingers layered with mascarpone cheese
Holey Cannoli
$6.00
Sweetened pastry shell stuffed with premium sweet cheese and chocolate chips
Kids Menu
For kids under 10
Your Very Own Pizza
A whole yummy pizza just for you
Cheese$6.00
Pepperoni$7.00
Peanut Butter N' Jelly Pizza
$6.00
Peanut butter and jelly on a pizza??? Just like your favorite sandwich, only better
Mmmmmmac N' Cheese
$6.00
Our mac n' cheese is super creamy, just the way you like it
Rockin' Ravioli
$6.00
Cheese-filled ravioli topped with pasgetti sauce just for you
Cluck-A-Doodles
$6.00
We take crispy chicken strips and bake them 'til they sizzle, then we bring them to your table with plenty of ketchup for dipping. Mmmmm!
Just Plain Pasta
$5.00
Don't like sauce or meatballs? This one is just plain pasta with a little butter on top. We'll add some cheese too if you like it that way
Grilled Cheese, Please
$6.00
Don't forget your manners on this one! Just like Gramma makes, thick and gooey. We'll even cut the crust off for you