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Olde Schoolhouse Cafe and Saloon
46778 Highway 550
Durango, CO 81301
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Main Menu
World Famous Pizza
Da' Toppings: Meat pepperoni, ham, italian sausage, bacon, anchovies; Da' Toppings: Veggies red onions, mushrooms, black olives, green olives, green peppers, green chilies, broccoli, jalapeños, spinach, tomatoes, sundreied tomatoes artichoke hearts, peperoncinis; Da' Toppings: Others pineapple, garlic, basil, cilantro, mozzarella, feta, parmesan
Cheese only
- 16" Large $15.95
- 10" Small $9.75
One Topping
- 16" Large $17.50
- 10" Small $10.75
Two Toppings
- 16" Large $18.95
- 10" Small $11.45
Three Toppings
- 16" Large $19.95
- 10" Small $11.75
Signature Pizza's
The Class-ick
Pepperoni, mushrooms w/marinara
- 16" $18.50
- 10" $10.75
White Pizza (a family recipe)
Onions, green peppers & garlic sautéed in olive oil, covered with feta, parmesan & mozzarella
- 16" $20.95
- 10" $12.45
Vinny Pizzarino (our best seller)
Pesto sauce topped w/pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, tomatoes, basil & peperoncinis
- 16" $20.95
- 10" $12.45
Homecoming Queen (our veggie royalty)
Mushroom, onion, green peppers, black olives, tomatoes, broccoli & artichoke hearts w/marinara
- 16" $20.95
- 10" $12.45
Casa Escuela (Schoolhouse spice)
Bacon, green chilies, sundried tomatoes, jalapeños & cilantro w/pesto & marinara
- 16" $20.95
- 10" $12.45
Kappa Sigma Pie (greek but not fraternal)
Garlic olive oil glaze w/spinach, sundried tomatoes, garlic, feta & oregano
- 16" $20.95
- 10" $12.45
North Shore (Hawaiian classic)
Ham & pineapple over an ocean of marinara
- 16" $18.95
- 10" $10.75
The Fatty (our combo)
Pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, black olives, green peppers & onions w/marinara
- 16" $20.95
- 10" $12.45
Calzones
Football Calzones: A calzone is essentially a pizza w/mozzarella cheese folded over with goodies cooked inside. The basic difference is that is is also filled with ricotta cheese. WARNING: These are very large & should not be taken lightly
Build Your Own
- One Topping $11.50
- Two Toppings $12.25
- Three Toppings $12.75
Specialty Calzones
Pig Skin
$15.50
Ham, onion, mushrooms, green peppers, tomatoes & green olives
Heisman
$13.50
Pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, black olives & mushrooms
Fighting Irish
$12.50
Spinach, onion & broccoli
Other Goodies
Colorado Buffalo Wings
Our delicious & Award-Winning wings are baked, not fried
- Full Order (12 wings) $10.95
- Half Order (6 wings) $6.95
Gyro
$6.95
Lamb/beef, w/cucumber sauce, onions, tomatoes, feta cheese. served w/chips
Meatball Sandwich
$7.50
Juicy meatballs w/our homemade marinara sauce & mozzarella cheese • served w/chips
Salads
Dinner Salad
$4.95
Dressing: Bleu cheese, ranch, italian or Schoolhouse vinaigrette
Caesar Salad
$7.95
Bridget's secret recipe
Bread Stix
- Large order $6.75
- Small order $5.50
Beverages
Sodas
$2.00
Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Dr. Pepper & Root Beer
Other
$2.00
Cranberry Juice, Orange Juice, Tea, Coffee & Hot Chocolate
Beer
Domestic
$3.00Imports/Micro Brews
$4.00
We proudly feature Ska beer on tap. Seasonal Rotation: Ska Pinstripe Red Ale, Ska True Blonde, Ska Porter & Ska Buster Nut Brown
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General Info
Payment Types
All Major Cards
Cuisine
Pizza
Meals
Dinner
Hours
Monday:
3:00pm - 2:00am
Tuesday:
3:00pm - 2:00am
Wednesday:
3:00pm - 2:00am
Thursday:
3:00pm - 2:00am
Friday:
3:00pm - 2:00am
Saturday:
1:00pm - 2:00am
Sunday:
1:00pm - 2:00am
About Us
This really was a schoolhouse back in the day, probably before you were born (if not, you're old). It was turned into a place of eating and drinking in the late 80's before which time it housed various folks. The current owners, Terry & Stacy Maloney, purchased the schoolhouse in 1994 and along with Partner/Bother Ickes turned it into the kick-ass establishment that you see today. If you want something, go to the bar and ask for it, as our experiences have found most servers are relatively incompetent anyway. We'll certainly get the food to you after you have ordered from the bar and clean up the mess when you have gone. We're the world's first self/full service bar & restaurant (and proud of it!) ~ Be wary of jokes and "smart-asses", they seem to be everywhere. Just sit back and have a good time even if you don't deserve it. And please don't ask us if we have a restroom, it's a stupid question, even up here in the middle of nowhere it's a law that a restaurant has a bathroom.