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Moon Tower Inn
3004 Canal
Houston, TX 77003
Uber
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Main Menu
Cure Munchies Cause Thirst
add some Ancho-chile dr. pepper onions, hotberrycompote or an egg to anything for a buck, add bacon for two
Chipotle Pimento Cheese and Our o.g. pretzel Buns Grilled up to Spread It on
4 Boudain and Cream Cheese Stuffed Jalapenos Wrapped in Swine, Grilled and Served W/ Some Hotberry Compote
6 Fresh Dill Roasted Jalapeno Devils Eggs
6 Bacon Wrapped Cherry Tomatoes, Grilled and Glazed
The Elvis
a bit of everything above with some meat, cheeses and what no
Hunter S
a giant chicken titty sandwich that's brined, grilled and topped with bacon, swiss and mti mustard (from hell or not)
The Sammiches
Orgasmatron
5005 chevre, pancetta ham, bacon and our hotberry compote
A Morning Wood
sunnyside egg, bacon hashbrowns, chedda and dp onions
Cuban B. Reuben
ham, loin, porter krout, swiss, pickled okra and our very own supersecretspecial sauce
Cheesus Christ Almighty
two grilled cheese sandwiches welded together with more damned cheese
Taco Party Y'All
All one flour
Black Sabbath
pork loin marinated in dried chiles, fruit and spice, grilled and topped with pineapple-ancho pico
Nirvana
grilled street corn/ cauliflower with black beans topped with sambal mayo, cilantro and cotija
Cash
rubbed and grilled fajita topped with cilantro, jalapeno, fresh onion and fire roasted salsa
Wild Game Weiners
Duck and Two Fingers of Apple Brandy
Wild Boar
garlic, marsala and provolone
ELK
bacon and chedda
Duck
vino and foie gras
Buffalo
with chipotle
Lamb
oregano and garlic
Pheasant and Cognoc
Rabbit
wine and herbals
Deer
red wine and B berries
Lamb
mid east spices
Smoked out Buffalo
The other Tube Meat
Wagu Weenie, Half-burnt
w/ MTI mustard, ketchup, onions
Add Some of Dis to Ur Wiener
MTI (from hell) beer mustard, creole mustard, sambol mayo, onion, black pepper catsup, porter krout, dill relish, feta, chedda, japs, cilantro
Burgers
The coonass spicy MTI boudanin piled into a prtzl bun with bnb japs, porter kraut and creole mustard. For the low price of $nine-sixty-nine. all half LB
Cheech
chevre, poblano, thick bacon and sambal mayo
Chong
sunnyside egg, thick bacon, create mustard, house made b'n'b pickles and chedda
Willie
smoked ham, chipolte pimento cheese, and roasted pepper slaw
Bob
black bean and beef burger laced with chipotle and fresh tarragon and topped with cilantro, onion, chevre and sambal mayo
Grim Creeper
the world's hottest cheesburger bacon, 13 chiles of death, red devil sweat mayo, MTI from helisauce, xxx pimento and suicide peppers
Seasonal Sides
ask what we's holding