8 oz of the finest ground beef we can by or steal we it cook it then you fix it your way or our edsel burger bar car
One Big Momma
$17.99
2 pounds of pure ground beef, truly the mother of all burgers, your think you are ready for fear factor, try this one first i dare you
Jr. Daddy
$4.29
The Grand Daddy
$9.99
1 pound of pure ground beef reminiscent of the Hindenburg
Rock' in Boca Burger - The Meatless Wonder
$4.49
the doctor made me do it he said to add something healthy or else he get the entree AMA here picketing what's next empty buns
Moon Dog Chicken Studio
$4.49
cluck, cluck and cluck right back at ya a char broiled chicken breast or deep fried served on a bun call me my wife does
Liteweight Sandwich Section
The Old Faithful
$3.29
your choice of grilled Texas size toast, rye or wheat bread stuffed with 4 slices of melted Swiss American or mozzarella cheese
Turkey Pita
$4.29
sliced breast of turkey on a grilled pita with lettuce, tomatoes onion mozzarella cheese and mayo
Vegetarian Reuben
$4.99
sorry meat eaters i was served 3 pieces of grilled rye, Swiss cheese sloppy sauerkraut tender stir-fried broccoli and mushrooms topped with 100 Island dressing
Davey's Chicken Hawked
$4.99
we swooped down and swiped it from Wendy's a grilled pita with diced chicken breast, lettuce, ranch dressing and topped with fresh coleslaw sorry Wendy all's fair in love and war and ours is bigger
The All American BLT
$3.99
mounds of bacon, lettuce tomatoes and mayo on your choice of toast
Gourmet Veggie De La Gold
$4.99
stir fried broccoli mushroom onion peppers and tomatoes on a grilled pita topped with mozzarella cheese and honey mustard
The Turkey Tracy Tackled
$4.29
sliced breast of turkey piled high on a golden bun with lettuce tomatoes onions and mayo
The Veggie Melt
$3.99
the meatless wonder melted American and Swiss cheese with broccoli, tomatoes and onions on grilled Texas toast
Heavyweight Sandwich Section
Smoked Ham Sandwich
$4.69
2 slices of ham served on a big beautiful bun with choice of cheese topped with lettuce tomatoes and mayo
Samurai Mike's Teriyaki Terror
$5.29
1/3 it of grilled burger topped with teriyaki glaze, piled high with fried onion rings, lettuce and American cheese served on a bun
Major Meltdown
$4.69
choice of beef party or tuna salad on grilled rye toast with American and Swiss cheese topped with grilled onions
The Boss's Bacon Cheeseburger Deluxe
$5.29
1/3 lb pure beef patty with bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, American cheese and mayo on one big bun
The Debbie Doo
$5.29
gourmet bosom of turkey, bacon, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, onions and mayo on a large six incher
The Reformed Yuppie
$5.49
makes you want to let your hair grow! charbroiled chicken bosom American cheese bacon lettuce and ranch dressing on a grilled bun
Stew Babes Steak Sandwich
$5.99
thinly sliced roast beef, sauteed onions, green peppers and melted mozzarella cheese on a large 6 incher
The Walleye That Ate Cleveland
$5.99
lake Erie's finest walleye fillet, breaded and fried, served on a y incher, topped with lettuce, mayo and American cheese
Foti's Italian Sausage Sandwich
$4.29
served with grilled onions and green peppers, heavy d's meat sauce and mozzarella cheese on a large 6 incher
Turkey Dagwood
$4.79
turkey on grilled rye topped with slices of onion, tomatoes, mayo Swiss and American cheese
Turkey Clubhouse Sandwich
$4.89
breast of turkey slices, bacon, lettuce tomatoes and mayo served on 3 slices of Texas toast
Josh's Chicken Meltdown
$4.29
fried chicken tenders, sauteed onions, American and Swiss cheese tenderly slapped between 2 slices of grilled rye
The ' Frog '
$3.99
ribette! ribette! a boneless pork rib sandwich topped with our award winning BBQ sauce on a large 6 incher bun served with raw onions and a pickle
Gilda's Gyro Kiniption
$5.49
a regular gyro spruced up with sauteed mushrooms, topped with mozzarella cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and gyro sauce
Hot Old Fashioned Sandwiches
$5.99
turkey or roast beef served on bread with your choice of potato topped with brown gravy and served with cold slaw or a salad
The Julius Cheezer
$3.99
melted American and mozzarella cheese loaded with bacon and tomato on grilled Texas toast
Gyro
$4.69
a topless Mediterranean favorite grilled pita bread with gyro meat, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and smothered with our own special guru style ' top secret' gyro sauce
Chicken Parmigiana Sandwich
$4.59
chicken tenders topped with heavy d's maniac meat sauce and mozzarella cheese
W.C. Philly Pita
$4.99
roast beef and melted Swiss cheese with grilled onions and green peppers on a grilled pita with sweet and sour dressing
The Roast Beast
$5.99
from the kingdom of cheddar tender roast beef grilled onions and mushrooms smothered in cheddar cheese on a large Italian bun
Ms. Mcnaster's Disaster
$4.59
country fried steak, mozzarella cheese, smoked ham, tomatoes lettuce and honey mustard on a grilled bun
Italian Melt
$3.99
grilled Texas toast filled with salami pepperoni, American and mozzarella cheese with tomatoes and hot peppers on the side
The Anti - Sub Blaster
$4.99
turkey pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and mayo on a large Italian bun
The Corny Dagwood
$4.99
sliced corned beef, mozzarella cheese, onion, tomato mayo and horseradish on grilled rye
The Mad Hungarian
$4.99
grilled rye bread with roast beef, smoked ham mozzarella cheese, onions, mayo and horseradish del's favorite!
Reuben - Reuben Our Number 1 Seller!
$5.69
corned beef stacked high and topped with sauerkraut, melted Swiss cheese and 1000 Island dressing on 3 slices of grilled rye Turkey can be substituted for corned beef on alternate days task your server if this, is an alternate day
Lutz Lavishous Lust
$4.99
grilled boneless chicken breast, bacon slices 1000 Island dressing, tomatoes and pineapple topped with mozzarella cheese
Captain Jack's Fish Sandwich
$4.29
mild or Cajun spiced cod sandwich served on a very large 6 incher with lettuce, American cheese and our special sauce on the side
Pinhead Le Pew's Pepperoni Gyro Pizza Thing
$4.29
pita topped with meat sauce pepperoni, milk pepper rings and mozzarella
Soups and What Cha Ma Call Its
House Specialty Soup
$1.49
bowl of warm dishwater and bread ends $27
Vegetable Beef
$2.79
served with crackers
Texas Style Next Day Chili and Crackers
$3.29
Chicken Noodle
$2.79
served with crackers
Macaroni, Cheese and Bacon, Served with a Pita Be a Kid Again!
$3.99
Wings - Wings - Wings
in olden times, you couldn't give wings away, then buffalo had a dream and as usual, we copied it! and again, as usual, we got carried away! hot, milk, garlic, BBQ, Cajun, teriyaki, honey mustard, sweet and sour, blast furnace, Strauss's secret-ranch slid
10 Piece Wing Dinner
$6.99
one flavor
20 Piece Wing Dinner
$8.99
2 flavors
10 Piece Wings
$6.29
1 flavor
25 Piece Bucket of Wings
$10.99
50 Piece Bucket or Wings
$18.99
limit of two flavors per bucket
Appetizers
Big Big Slop Bucket of Gold
$12.99
a big bucket filled with curly fries, tater tots, onion rings, fried shrooms and mozzarella sticks, served with meat sauce or ranch dressing, warning do not eat this alone, you need on emergency action consumption plan for this item!
Battered Mozzarella Sticks
$4.89
with meat sauce
Bucket O' Balls
$5.29
actually a basket of sauerkraut balls served with our almost authentic shrimp sauce 1 say bucket cuz occasionally we burn a butch and take out back with a 9 inch fore
Boneless Chicken Wing Muncher
$6.29
celery and blue cheese included sorry only 1 flavor
Basket of Breaded Mushrooms
$4.79
with cheese sauce for dippin
Back Forty Curly Fries
$5.99
curly fries topped with diced crisp bacon cheddar and mozzarella cheese and served in an edible taco shell
Cancun Curly Fries
$5.99
curly fries topped with taco meat sauteed peppers, onions and tomatoes with cheddar cheese sauce and mozzarella cheese, sour cream and served in an edible taco shell
California Curly Fries
$5.99
from the land of oz where anything goes right bob! Cajun curly fries topped with chili, cheddar cheese and sour cream, served in an edible taco shell oh the beach the babes the sun the surf i need a vacations bad! take me with you i'll leave my thong at home i promise, unless you want me to bring it!
Basket of Chicken Tenders
$5.99
with ver favorite wine sauce over yonder for dippin
Basket of Hushpuppies
$3.99
with ranch dressing for stripping no i mean dippin
Jalapeno Cream Cheese Poppers and Salsa
$4.99
Quesadillas
$6.29
tortillas filled with 3 cheeses, served with salsa and sour cream
Justin Quesadillas
$7.29
grilled tortillas filled with 3 cheeses diced boneless chicken breast and sauteed mushrooms named for a teen who applied to be a cook saw the menu chickened out and ran form here screaming!
Over The Border Quesadillas
$6.99
grilled tortillas, not 1 or 2 but 3 cheeses, with grilled taco meat onions tomatoes and rice served with salsa and sour cream
Quesadillas with Broccoli, Mushrooms and Cheeses
$6.99
back by popular demand! these extra words used solely to balance this column with the previous one thanks mike
Quesadillas Gone Greek
$7.29
grilled tortillas diced gyro meat onions peppers and cheeses onions and rice served with sour cream and salsa
Meatlovers Quesadillas
$7.49
Ronnie's Godzilla ' Macho Nacho' Vs Mike's Place Megalon Kitchen Sink
$7.99
one big pile of nachos taco meat mushrooms onions green peppers tomatoes mild pepper rings cheddar cheese sauce, mozzarella cheese and sour cream nightmares guaranteed!
Sumo Class Sandwich '12 Plus Incher' Section
wrestle one of these babies! our heart burns for our customers and yours will to after one of these!
Farmer Mike's Gourmet Concoction
$7.69
2 chicken breasts, bacon sliced roast beef onions tomatoes and mayo on a large Italian bun we love big buns!
Shaved Mavens 57 Way Steak Sandwich
$8.29
8 oz of thinly sliced top sirloin steak sauteed mushrooms, onions mozzarella cheese and chris special sauce served on a very large
Romanburger Shuffle
$6.99
12 of burgers salami onions lettuce tomatoes, mayo and mozzarella a dab of Italian dressing gets it dancing dudes
The Very Hearty Haubs
$6.99
12 or turkey ham salami American and Swiss cheese lettuce, tomatoes, onions and mayo topped with Italian dressing
Son of an Angus
$7.99
12 of roast beef bacon American cheese lettuce tomatoes onion and mayo
Po Burg Blu. Bo Didley
$7.69
pure ground beef patties American cheese lettuce, tomatoes onions and blue cheese dressing topped with girly fries 1 mean curly fries on a 12 bun
Chicken Court My Blue Moon
$7.99
4 chicken tenders ham Swiss cheese and sweet honey mustard on a bed of lettuce
The Big Johnny and Slimmer Duane
$7.69
farm fresh country sausage patties, milk hot pepper rings grilled onions, BBQ sauce and American cheese on a 12 incher can you say yee haw you all and get er done! with this one?
The Old Okie
$6.99
grilled corned beef, bacon, 1000 Island dressing and heaps of coleslaw and topped with fries on a very large Italian bun
The Chicken Little
$7.99
so we lied another 12 with grilled ham boneless chicken tenders, American cheese lettuce tomato onion and that award winning BBQ sauce
The Equalizer
$7.99
freshly sliced roast beef piled high on a 12 Italian bun topped with fried onion rings lettuce tomatoes sour cream and American cheese take no prisoners cuz i'll be back! wrong movie sorry
The Dirk Diggler
$7.99
grilled ham, roast beef, American cheese lettuce, tomato, grilled onions and mushrooms smothered with golden French fries and BBQ sauce 2 hands needed for this 12 incher and napkins lots of napkins
The Munslatta Devita
$8.29
once upon a time in north hill there was little Italy, and a little lady, who perfected a sandwich 8 oz of grilled top sirloin, milk pepper rings, and onions served on a 12 inch loaf of garlic bread topped moo-zerella oh mama mia they say this sandwich is better than bleep
The Crab-Zilla
$7.99
3 golden crab cakes topped with lettuce tomato American cheese and mayo one way ticket to the free clinic
The Warren Barto
$7.69
grilled ham bacon American Swiss lettuce tomato onion and mayo the original sumo class sandwich bean me up scotty!
Wrapped and Warped!
Southwestern Turkey Club
$4.79
a warmed tortilla stuffed with turkey bosom bacon lettuce tomatoes and mayo rolled and sometimes cut in two salsa and sour cream are available but no included in the manufacturer's suggested price
Buffalo Go The Blue Alls
$5.99
large flour burrito shell stuffed with crispy chicken tenders, diced tomatoes, onions lettuce mayo frank's red hot sauce and bleu cheese sorry buffalo, you might have invented it but we perfected it!
The Warped Migrant Madness
$5.59
grilled char broiled chicken breast moo-zerella cheese, lettuce, tomato bacon and ranch dressing wrapped in a warmed tortilla
Grilled Steak Buritto
$8.29
sliced top sirloin, rice onions, mushrooms, mozzarella, with Strauss's famous wing sauce rolled in a grilled flour burrito served on a bed or lettuce with sour cream and salsa
Mega Metropolis Burrito's
$6.99
truly a monster in the burrito tradition a burrito stuffed with chicken or beef, onions cheese spicy baja rice and topped with sour cream and salsa
Says I am Caesar Hear Me Wrap
$5.69
warm diced chicken breast mozzarella lettuce Caesar dressing and crisp curly fries all wrapped sorta nicely together
I Ran Out of Names Chili Burritto
$5.69
a burrito wrapped around mozzarella, rice onions and heavy d's next day chili topped with cheese sauce served with lettuce tomatoes and sour cream warning a messy and a gas alert item!
Sumo Sam The Sham
$5.69
chicken breast pineapple tomato teriyaki lettuce and Swiss
Da Happy Family Burrito
$8.99
baby grilled shrimp, sliced strip steak, diced tomatoes rolled in a warm burrito topped with Alfredo sauce served with lettuce and our spicy baja rice
New Jersey Style Pizza Pie!
all of our pies are 16 inches topped with lots of toppings, if our pie doesn't look like or taste like a generic, common, prefab pizza from pizza gut or papa your mamma's ask yourself, 'self, why did i come here for pizza pie in the first place? remember
Generic Base Price Cheese Pizza Pie
$10.99
additional meat toppings $1.50 each additional vegetable $0.75 each
Meathead Mike's Favorite Pizza Pie
$14.99
pepperoni sausage ham mini meatballs bacon pizzas sauce and mozzarella what can i say meat is a natural
The Mother of all Pepperoni Pies
$12.99
we stuff pepperoni under the cheese, then another layer on top of the cheese this baby is so packed full of pepperoni, that if your aren't Italian when you start this pie, you will be when you are done pepperoni rules the pizza kingdom, long live the beer, wine and adult mixed bevy's available ask your serving wench or troll for the real details
Award Winning BBQ Dinners
served with our award winning BBQ sauce we know you' it lave our BBQ sauce, but then again, we believe Elvis flew the x-wing to Mike's place and is working in our kitchen now no cameras or autographs please thank you thank you very much we'd love to displ
St. Louis Style BBQ Ribs
Half Rack 6-7 Bones$9.29
Full Rack 12-14 Bones$14.29
Beef and BBQ
$14.29
8 oz strip steak and 1,2 rack of ribs
BBQ Center Cut Pork Chops
$8.49
Half Rack or BBQ Ribs and A Basket of Shrimp
$14.29
BBQ is my life or something like that
The Coop and Pie Pen Special
$14.99
1,2 rack of ribs and 2 BBQ boneless chicken breasts
2 Char - Broiled BBQ Boneless Breasts of Chicken
$7.99
The Sampler
$14.99
1,2 rack of ribs, BBQ roast beef and BBQ chicken breasts
Specialty Dinner Selections
all dinners include homemade dinner rolls and any two of the following whipped potatoes and gravy, home fries 'American and proud of tie fries' baked potato spicy baja rice hush puppies, apple sauce, coleslaw, homemade soup tossed salad and southern green
16 oz. U.S. Choice Sirloin Steak
$13.99
served with sauteed mushrooms and onion rings
Broccoli Cheddar Chicken Breasts
$8.99
2 charbroiled marinated boneless chicken breasts with sauteed broccoli and mushrooms topped with cheddar cheese sauce
8 oz. Ground Beef Steak
$6.79
served with sauteed mushrooms and onions
Basket of Boneless Chicken Tenders
$7.49
served with BBQ honey gold ranch or bleu cheese for dipping
Charbroiled Pork Chops
$7.99
12 oz of center - cut pork chops grilled to perfection
Dougy's Neil Jr Meatloaf Surprise
$6.99
doug s homemade meatloaf on a bed of mashed potatoes topped with sauteed onions, topped off with noodles of brown gravy
Chico's Monterey Chicken
$8.29
sauteed marinated chicken breast topped with asparagus spears and mozzarella cheese smothered with mushrooms and Alfredo sauce
Boneless Fries Chicken Dinner
all bosoms, no brains, just the way we like em chicken that is juicy lender and crisp
3 pcs$8.69
2 pcs$7.69
U.S. Choice T-Bone Steak
$12.99
served with sauteed mushrooms and onion rings
Beef Liver - Mom Says Eat Your Liver, It's Good For You
2 marinated boneless breasts of chicken topped with pineapple rings bacon and Swiss cheese
Brandon Likes Bosum's
$7.99
diced char broiled breast, mixed with broccoli and alfredo sauce served over rice and topped with mozzarella cheese an employee favorite so i had no choice but to steal him idea and sell it to you!
Hungarian Marketers Delux Ethnic Cabbage Rolls
$7.99
3 tightly rolled cabbage rolls covered with steaming kraut and tomato sauce, sweet yet suttle, crisp yet cooked a recipe smuggled out of Hungary under a babushka
Seafood
Walleye Boneless Battered Fillets
$8.29
21 Piece Shrimp Basket
$7.99
Seafood Combo
$12.99
walleye grouper and 21 breaded shrimp served with 4 hush puppies
Sponge Bobs Crabby Patters
$7.69
seasoned golden fried crab cakes on rice topped with creamy Alfredo sauce or naked served with 4 hush puppies
Grilled Shrimp on a Barbie
$8.99
lightly basted in your choice of garlic butter, teriyaki sauce or hot sauce served on a bed or rice
Shrimp Tortellini Alfredo
$8.99
baby shrimp sauteed with garlic butter and tomatoes tossed in cheese filled tortellini topped with creamy Alfredo sauce
Battered Alaskan Pollack
$6.99
fresh battered daily actually it's not really battered but we did take it out back and rough it up a little
8 oz. Top Sirloin and Breaded Shrimp Combo
$12.99
Beer battered Grouper Fillets
$7.99
3 grouper fillets battered in our top secret batter then deep fried and served with lemon
Cajun Momma's Jambalaya Shrimp Pasta
$8.99
shrimp and chicken sauteed with fresh tomatoes onions and peppers in our own spicy oriental style sauce served on top of steaming spaghetti
A Bit of Italy
we use only the finest Italian tomatoes that come in those big cans, imported olive oil las least 3 drops and fresh dried garlic fo our sauces gracefully added to whatever other generic bargain-basement products we can get out thieving hands on all Italia
Heavy D's Meat Sauce and Spaghetti
$5.99
Spaghetti and Meatballs
$6.99
topped with heavy d's maniac meat sauce and mozzarella cheese
Italian Sweet Sausage
$6.99
served with sauteed green peppers and onions and spaghetti with heavy d's maniac meat sauce
Chicken Breast Michaelangelo
$8.99
two boneless chicken breasts sauteed with broccoli, mushrooms and garlic topped with 'moo' zerela served with pasta and meat sauce
Alfredo Bow Tie Pasta 'Alla Chicken Tenders'
$7.99
artsy little bow tie pasta topped with our creamy Alfredo sauce served with our almost authentic Italian chicken tenders ' we added in a sprinkle of oregano somewhere so were legal'
Cheese Tortellini
$6.29
topped with heavy d's meat sauce and cheese
Vegetarian Style Tortellini
$6.99
cheese filled tortellini mixed with vegetables and parmesan in a garlic butter topped with mozzarella cheese
Chicken Parmigiana
$7.69
sauteed chicken breast served with spaghetti and heavy d's maniac meat sauce topped with gooey mozzarella
Chicken Alfredo
$7.99
char broiled chicken breasts served over pasta with our creamy Alfredo sauce topped with mozzarella and mushrooms
Light and Lean - Ya Right! Believe What You Must
if you believe this, maybe you'd like to join the mike for president in 2008 campaign, wings and beer for everyone! sign up sheer is in the castle and could American steal be the official campaign hand, i mean who else is worthy!
The Chef Supreme
$6.29
generous portion of tossed salad topped with smoked ham, turkey Swiss American and mozzarella cheese, tomato egg and onion served with a grilled pita and your choice of dressing
Hari Kart's Kamikaze Oriental Salad
$6.59
tender stir-fried chicken served in generous bowl of tossed salad topped with eggs, tomato, onions, carrots spears and finished off with mozzarella cheese and our special oriental sauce served with a grilled turning Japanese pita
Barnes Barn Bustin' Saladarama
$6.59
big bowl of tossed greens diced chicken tenders, onions, egg bacon tomatoes and Swiss served with grilled pita great with sweet and sour so if ya know what's good fer ya ask for the sour
The Anti - Pasta
$6.29
a big salad topped with ham pepperoni, salami mozzarella cheese, hot peppers, tomato egg and onion served with grilled pita
Aristotle 's Greek Salad Solution
$6.29
chunks of grilled gyro meat in a large bowl of tossed salad topped with fresh onion mozzarella tomato and egg served with a grilled pita
The Mexican Connection
$6.29
a crisp tortilla shell stuffed with lettuce, tomato onion taco beef or Mexican chicken or no meat at all why should we make all the decisions topped with cheddar cheese sauce and mozzarella cheese served with sour cream and salsa, truly the best taco salad south of the Cleveland border
The Chicken or Tuna Light
$5.99
marinated boneless chicken breast or tuna salad served on a bed or lettuce with celery sticks green beans hard boiled egg and grilled pita bread