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Man Vs Fries
7339 Ne Martin Luther King Jr Blvd
Portland, OR 97211
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Asada Fries
$13.95
Sometimes, it's good to be bad. Take for example hella crisp, delicious french fries, drizzled with savory toppings beloved by everyone, everywhere. Hell-oh! Calling all bad boys to step their game up! Fries Before Guys. Pick Your Style: NorCal (cheese, sour cream, guacomole, secret sauce), SoCal (cheese, sour cream, guacamole, cilantro, grilled onions, grilled jalapeno, secret sauce). Pick Your Fry: Seasoned Straight Fries, Seasoned Curly Fries. Pick Your Meat: Carne Asada, Pollo Asado, No Meat.
Asada Nachos
$11.95
Sometimes, it's good to be bad. Take for example homemade tortilla chips (or flamin' hot doritos), meat, cheese and guacamole drizzled with savory toppings beloved by everyone, everywhere. Pick Your Tortilla: Tortilla Chips, Flamin' Hot Doritos +$3. Pick Your Meat: Carne Asada, Pollo Asado, No Meat. Pick Your Style: NorCal (cilantro, fresh onions, lettuce, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, lime wedge), SoCal (cilantro, grilled onions and jalapenos, guacamole, pickled onions, sour cream, lime wedge).
Cali Crunch
$11.95
Why not, bruh? Hella big flour tortilla, hella meat, organic crunchy tostada, lettuce, tomato, cheese, cilantro, onions, guacamole, spiked ranch (and a side of queso). Pick Your Meat: Carne Asada, Pollo Asado, No Meat.
Flamin' Cali Crunch
$12.95
Why not, bruh? Hella big flour tortilla, hella meat, organic crunchy tostada, Flamin' Hot Doritos or Cheetos, lettuce, tomato, cheese, cilantro, onions, guacamole, spiked ranch (and a side of queso). Pick Your Meat: Carne Asada, Pollo Asado, No Meat.
Dessert
Fried CheeseCake
$8.95
I mean #obvi rich and creamy NYC style cheesecake, graham cracker crust, battered in krusteaz sweet cream mix, topped with powder sugar, and a side of chocolate.
OMG Cookies
$6.00
4 double stuffed Oreos battered in krusteaz sweet cream mix, topped with powdered sugar, and a side of chocolate.
Cookie Dough
$7.50
4 chocolate chip cookie dough bites battered, topped with powdered sugar, and a side of chocolate.