a huge portion of crispy corn tortilla chips, topped with meaty chili, melted cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, salsa, sour cream, and jalapeno peppers.
Tenders & Fries
tasty all-white chicken with our famous fries and your choice of dipping sauces.
prime wings and drummies slathered in our secret sauce. let us know if you want it extra hot well smoke your ass.
Hum Me Some Hummus
chickpeas, garlic, lemon, and olive oil make this a mediterranean favorite. served with flour and corn tortilla chips and green olives.
Chili Cheese Fries
our seasoned fries clothed in chili, cheese and sour cream. add jalapenos if you dare.
Sedona Chicken Egg Rolls
with a tasty mixture of beans, corn, onions, peppers and other vegetables.
crispy fries smothered in our beercheese sauce and crumbles of crispy bacon, with ranch.
theres a fungus among us, and its going in your mouth. tasty beer-battered mushrooms with creamy horseradish dip. deeeee-lish!
Tickle Your Pickles
big thick spears of spiced dill pickles layered in beer batter and deep-fried. with ranch
Guacamole & Chips
creamy haas avocados and just the right spices make this tangy dip the best around. served with ample amounts of fresh tortilla chips.
rounds of the tasty gourd, beerbattered and fried up for ya, served with marinara and ranch.
Mozzarella Alla Marinara
it just sounds so much sexier than hot fried cheese sticks with tomato sauce.
two big flour tortillas, stuffed with tons of melted cheese, served up with sour cream and salsa. add crispy or grilled chicken for just $2 more.
Beer-battered Onion Rings
coz everythings better with beer. big thick slices of sweet vidalia onions, swaddled and fried to golden perfection.
billy bob called em frainch-fried bataters. seasoned, and served with ranch, honey mustard or ketchup for keeping em decent. huge portion.
Beer Cheese & Chips
mmmmmm. our famous beer cheese dip and a load of tortilla chips to dip in it.
two big hot salty pretzels served with sides of beer cheese and ranch to make em fun.
Chips & Salsa
terrifically tangy tomato taste to.
All Are Piled High And Served With Texas Toast And Your Choice Of Dressings: Ranch, Italian, Honey Mustard, Thousand Island Or Bleu Cheese.
crisp bacon and two kinds of cheese accompany lean turkey and deli ham, boiled eggs, onions and tomatoes on a garden bed.
Rowdy Rooster Salad
chunks of crunchy breaded fried chicken and crisp bacon with shredded cheddar, onions and tomatoes on greens.
a big, yummy tomato, split in half and topped with two scoops of our famous uppity tuna.
Skinny Chick Salad
grilled chicken breast, red onions and luscious tomatoes tossed over fancy lettuces.
bacon, lettuce, tomato, bacon, lettuce, tomato, bacon, lettuce, tomato. what more ya want?
Sandwiches - Lipsmack Burger
Big. Bring Your Appetite Or A Buddy. We Dont Fool Around. All Served With Fries Or Corn Chips. Sub Onion Rings Or A Side Salad For $1.50.theyre The Best! We Use Only Thick, Juicy Pure Beef Patties, And Well Dress It However You Like. Try One Of Our Fancy Suggestions:
clog those arteries! fried egg, bacon, swiss and american cheese and a side of mayo.
two onion rings, barbecue sauce, bacon, grilled onions and cheddar-jack.
ay caramba! blackened, with hot sauce, jalapenos, salsa, cheddar-jack, sour cream on the side.
double american cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and thousand island dressing.
Blacque & Bleu
cajun blackening seasoning and bleu cheese dressing with lettuce and tomato.
drive-in style! open faced over texas toast, with chili, cheddar-jack and diced onions.
sophisticated and elegant, with guacamole, double swiss and grilled onions.
the classic, on texas toast with grilled onions, lean hamburger and loads of cheese.
Big. Bring Your Appetite Or A Buddy. We Dont Fool Around. All Served With Fries Or Corn Chips. Sub Onion Rings Or A Side Salad For $1.50.
this midwest fave is open-face texas toast surrounded by a ring of fries and slathered in beer cheese. choose beef, turkey, ham or bacon-tomato.
In Da Club
its tall! three pieces of texas toast, stuffed with deli ham, turkey, american, swiss, bacon, lettuce and tomato, and mayo on the side. for real, yall. huge.
Cali Cobb Wrap
grilled all-white chicken nestled into a tasty flour tortilla with guacamole, tomato, bacon, onion, cheddar and bleu cheese dressing.
crispy chicken tenders, fried up and served on a bun with deli ham, swiss cheese and mayo.
tenders in wing sauce with bleu cheese dressing, lettuce and onion on texas toast.
mmm. fresh guacamole dresses hot turkey piled high on a bun, with bacon and swiss cheese.
Breakfast On A Bun
ham and eggs, baby! fried up right and smacked square on the buns, with two slices of american cheese, and tomato. wake up!
Uppity Tuna Melt
tasty tuna salad made from fancy albacore, tangy balsamic mayo and our italian herbs and spices, layered with gooey cheese on grilled texas toast.
Healthy Turkey Wrap
lots of deli turkey, lettuce, tomato and onion, in a tortilla. no fries: side salad for ya.
all-white grilled chicken basted in barbecue sauce, on a bun, with lettuce and onions.
two fried eggs that will remind you of that skinny girl, with mayo on texas toast.
a ton of bacon, thick tomato slices and a crispy iceberg lettuce with mayo on toast.
for you cheese freaks, a blend of three tasty cheeses grilled between two slices of buttered texas toast.
Add A Big Load Of Bacon$2.00
Desserts Come With Vanilla Ice Cream. Unless You Have A Problem With Ice Cream, Which, Thats Just Wrong.
Bodacious Brownie Bites
deep fried brownie cubes, a la mode, with a chocolate swirl, or if you prefer, just powdered sugar. so good somebody will likely get slapped.
tasty little battered apple slices fried to a golden brown, with ice cream and caramel.
like the carnival midway. served with raspberry or chocolate drizzle, or powdered sugar.
The Little Sundae
three mini-scoops of vanilla ice cream, with a drizzle of chocolate, caramel or raspberry, and whipped cream (but only if you beg).