a whole pound of house fries generously tossed with our homemade barely legal garlic seasoning. make sure you both eat these or someone's sleepin' on the couch.
"stinky" Fries
$8.95
garlic fries with melted gooey gorgonzola.
Fire Fries
$8.95
natural cut skin on fries tossed in our screaming hot sauce. served with side of av sauce.
Nasty Fries
$9.95
our fire fries made “stinky” with melted gorgonzola.
Mighty Fine Artichoke
$8.45
ale soaked, hand battered and perfectly seasoned
Giant Onion Rings
$7.95
a heaping basket of hot rings fried with our special seasonings. served with ranch dressing.
Calamari Rings
$9.95
a house favorite! a generous portion of squid rings dusted and fried italian style. served with a side of our cocktail sauce.
Mozzarelly! Mozzarelly!
$8.95
perfect with every pint. these beer battered mozzarella sticks are cheese-alicious. presented with ranch dressing.
L.b.c. Wings
$8.95
hot wings the lengthwise way! meaty drummettes fried with our homemade extra spicy bbq sauce. these babies are served with a side of cool ranch dressing and crisp celery sticks.
Salads
our dressings: ranch, garlic balsamic vinaigrette, blue cheese crumbles, thousand island, and caesar
Grilled Southwest Steak Salad
$9.95
slow cooked tri-tip seasoned with mexican spices and served on a fresh green salad with bell peppers, onions, corn, cheddar cheese, jack cheese and our southwest taco dressing on the side.
Toasted Almond Chicken Caesar Salad
$8.95
fresh romaine lettuce tossed with parmesan caesar dressing, topped with grilled chicken breast, toasted almonds, red bell pepper and home style croutons.
Chicken Artichoke Salad
$9.45
grilled chicken, breaded artichoke hearts, cheddar, jack and gorgonzola cheese, roasted corn, on a bed of iceberg and romaine lettuce. served with salsa and our homemade southwest dressing
Big Garden Salad
a meal of cold, crisp and fresh lettuces and veggies! romaine & iceberg lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, red cabbage, cheddar cheese and tomatoes. dressing on the side.
$7.45
Small Side Salad$3.95
Mash Tun Mains
Centennial Fish And Chips
tender cod strips bathed in our fresh ale and fried to a golden perfection. served with our tartar sauce, and malted vinegar
$10.95
Lunch Price$8.95
Golden Ale Chicken Strips
featuring succulent tender chicken breast, bathed in our very own golden ale and breaded with our own homemade seasonings. served with our bbq sauce.
$8.95
Lunch Price$7.95
Fish Tacos
$9.25
3 soft flour tortillas filled with cod, cabbage blend, cheddar cheese and our spicy homemade creamy salsa style dressing.
Stinky Mac N Cheese
$8.95
homemade mac n cheese topped with gorgonzola and bacon all the cheesy comfort food goodness you can stand.
Stinky Chili Mac N Cheese
$9.95
our homemade mac n cheese covered with our homemade chili and topped with our ever so popular “stinky fries".
Sam's Texas Style Chili
$6.95
an all meat chili that's texas, ya'll and yes, it's hot! homemade and slow cooked with onions, tomatoes and plenty of spices (and a few habanero peppers). served with cheddar cheese and onions.
Pulled Pork Sandwich
$9.25
slow roasted juicy tender pork hand shredded drizzled with bbq and topped with cabbage.
Tri-tip Steak Sandwich
$9.95
our tri-tip is slow cooked and well seasoned. we finish it grilled with onions, red bell peppers and cheddar cheese. served with our homemade mustard spread.
"turkey Boy" Club Sandwich
$9.25
oven smoked turkey breast & smoked ham with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayo and mustard.
Hot Pastrami Sandwich
$9.25
lots of thin sliced pastrami, homemade mustard spread and cheddar cheese.
Smokehouse Rib Tips
$11.95
slow cooked for hours, finished over an open flame and brushed with our incredible honey bbq sauce.
"old Lengthy" Dog
the best all meat dogs we could find! killer 1/4 lb. hot dog grilled and served on a fresh bun with onions and our homemade mustard spread on the side.
$6.95
Chili Dog$8.95
Burgers
our half-pound burgers are served on our freshly baked focaccia beer bread and include 1000 island dressing, lettuce, tomato, onion and seasoned fries.
Burger
$8.50
Cheese Burger
$8.95
Bacon Cheese Burger
$9.25
Stinky Burger
$9.50
melted gorgonzola cheese and mayo instead of 1000 island.
Chili Size
$9.95
open faced burger covered in our signature homemade spicy chili.
Uncle Sammy’s “a.v.” Sauce
$1.00
we blend our homemade hot wing sauce with just the right amount of pure habanero heat to create this very hot sauce. consume at your own risk! side of “a.v".
Sweets & Treats
Root Beer Float
$4.95
featuring lengthwise draft root beer, made on premises, and a big scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Deep Fried Twinkies With Ice Cream
$8.45
we had to do it! three twinkies lightly fried and topped with our maple and cinnamon syrup, served with a cold scoop of vanilla.
Lengthwise Brewing Company was established in 1998 in order to follow the Great American Dream of turning passion into product. Initially, the creative partners divided their time between their "day jobs" and what is now regarded as Kern County's most popular micro-brewery. The production system includes a 14 Barrel Liquid Asset brewhouse and four 14 Barrel fermenters. Long hours and no pay almost never discouraged the inspired from taking a risk to pursue their heart's desire.
Childhood friends, Jeff Williams and Darin Schwicker, are transplants from California's Central Coast. Forged by a friendship of competitive swimming and unsuccessful fishing, the two vowed to create a brewed product "true" to their Lengthwise philosophy. Jeff's worldwide experience of designing and setting up breweries in such remote locations as the Caribbean, Ukraine, Russia and Japan certainly contributed to his vision for developing a brewery.