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Laughing Planet Cafe
3322 SE Belmont St
Portland, OR 97214
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Main Menu
Zappetizers
Chips & Salsa*
Non-gmo tortilla chips and your choice of one of our home-made salsa
vegan
- Small $1.95
- Large $2.95
- Add Fresh Guacamole
- $1.75
Green Salads
So fresh you'll want to slap them. Our salads are all made with fresh, healthy ingredients of the highest quality. Dressings: lemon-parsley vinaigrette, avocado lime, basil-garlic vinaigrette, garlic tahini. Add draper valley natural chicken, organic tempeh or organic tofu $2.50; Braised 100% pasture-raised beef $3.50
Zappatista Salad*
$6.50
A bed of romaine lettuce topped with smart black beans, tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo and non-gmo tortilla chips and choice of avocado lime dressing or salsa.
- Add Sour Cream for
- $1.00
Grains & Greens Salad*
$6.95
Mixed lettuces, kale, quinoa, cherry tomatoes, radishes, dried cranberries, and grilled broccoli in a basil-garlic vinaigrette. Topped with toasted sunflower seeds.
Highway to Kale*
Lacinato kale tossed with cotija cheese and organic carrots with a lemon-parsley vinaigrette. Topped with dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds.
- Small $4.25
- Large $6.95
Tahini Chicken Salad* **
Chopped draper valley natural chicken breast, mixed with cucumbers, scallions, and parsley in a light yogurt sauce. Served on a bed of kale and romaine. Topped with garlic tahini dressing, radishes, and toasted sunflower seeds.
Simple Green Salad*
A bed of romaine lettuce and kale topped with radishes and carrots. Served with your choice of dressing on the side.
- Small $3.25
- Large $5.00
Souper Soup
Choose one of the following salads: simple green or highway to kale
House-Made Soup
Served with non-gmo tortilla chips on the side. Check in with your local laughing planet for current offerings.
- Cup $3.75
- Bowl $5.00
House-Made Veggie Chili*
Smart pinto beans and black beans, garbanzo beans, corn, zucchini, carrots, onions, green bell peppers and celery.
vegan
- Cup $3.75
- Bowl $5.00
- Add Tillamook Cheddar Cheese, Sour Cream & Onions for
- $2.00
Soup & Salad Combinations
- Large $7.50
- Small $6.50
Quesadillas
Rhymes with godzilla(s). Our quesadillas are "dry-grilled" in large flour tortillas. Substitute a whole wheat tortilla for no extra charge. Add draper valley natural chicken, organic tempeh or organic tofu $2.50; Braised 100% pasture-raised beef $3.50
Cheese & Pico
$4.25
Large "dry-grilled" flour tortilla, tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
Chicken, Cheese & Pico
$6.25
Draper valley natural chicken, tillamook jack cheese, and pico de gallo.
Amaizin' Grace
$5.95
Food alliance certified corn, tillamook jack cheese, mild green chiles, pico de gallo, and cilantro-pesto sauce or chimichurri sauce.
BBQ Chicken
$6.50Popeye
$5.25
Fresh leaf spinach, tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
Grilled Veggies
$5.95
Grilled veggies, tillamook jack cheese, cotija cheese, and cilantro-pesto or chimichurri sauce.
Specials
Summer Vindaloo
$10.95
Pork or tempeh vindaloo, coconut braised rainbow chard and tomatoes, fresh nectarine and mint chutney, cucumber yogurt riata over bed of basamati rice.
Bowls
The dude abides. Our bowls are served with the sauce on the top, unless you request it on the side. Substitute sauteed kale if you do not want a grain-based bowl. Our bowls are served with the sauce on top. Add draper valley natural chicken, organic tempeh or organic tofu $2.50; Braised 100% pasture-raised beef $3.50
Bollywood Bowl*
$8.00
Grilled draper valley natural chicken breast, steamed broccoli, garlic green beans, spinach, and sweet potatoes on a bed of brown rice served with a southern indian spicy coconut sauce.
Thai Bowl* **
$8.00
Baked organic Surata tofu, garlic green beans, steamed broccoli on brown rice, topped with a cilantro lime slaw and served with Thai Lemongrass Peanut sauce.
vegan
Paleo Bowl* ^
$9.50
Grilled veggie mix and garlic green beans on a bed of sautéed kale topped with your choice of Draper Valley natural chicken breast or braised 100% grass-fed beef, topped with chimichurri Sauce.
Korean Bbq Bowl*
$9.50
Your choice of braised 100% pasture-raised beef or baked organic surata tofu, broccoli, brown rice, cilantro-lime slaw, quick-pickled cucumbers, toasted sesame seeds, and korean bbq sauce.
Cuban Bowl*
$7.00
Plantains and sweet potatoes on a bed of brown rice and smart black beans topped with pico de gallo (served with your choice of fresh salsa).
vegan
Spanky's Bowl*
$7.00
Mashed potatoes topped with steamed broccoli, local food alliance certified corn, and tillamook cheddar cheese.
Soylent Green*
$8.50
Sautéed kale and steamed broccoli on a bed of quinoa topped with house-marinated tempeh and your choice of chimichurri or garlic tahini sauce.
vegan
Eat Your Veggies Bowl*
$5.95
Brown rice, smart pinto beans or smart black beans, steamed kale, steamed broccoli, and cilantro-lime slaw (*this dish contains no oil whatsoever if ordered with pinto beans).
vegan
Burritos
Customize it substitute whole wheat tortilla for a traditional tortilla at no charge. Make any burrito into a bowl for no extra charge. Did you know you can remove any item from our pico de gallo? All burritos come with your choice of homemade salsas. Draper valley natural chicken, organic tempeh or organic tofu $2.50. Braised 100% pasture-raised beef $3.50. Make it deluxe by adding sour cream & fresh guacamole $2.50. Make it mondo (more rice, more beans) for an additional $1.75
Bean & Cheese
$4.95
Smart pinto beans, brown rice, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
Grilled Chicken
$6.75
Grilled Draper Valley natural chicken, Smart pinto beans, brown rice, Tillamook jack cheese, pico de gallo.
Southwestern Green Chile
$5.95
Smart black beans, mild green chiles, local Food Alliance certified corn, Tillamook Jack cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo.
Spinach & Black Bean
$5.95
Smart black beans, steamed spinach, Tillamook jack cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo.
Holy Mole
$6.95
Smart pinto beans, grilled draper valley natural chicken, tillamook jack cheese, brown rice, pico de gallo, and our homemade mole sauce.
Bubba Burrito
$6.95
Smart pinto beans, grilled draper valley natural chicken, tillamook jack cheese, local food alliance certified corn, brown rice, pico de gallo, and chipotle bbq sauce. Try it deluxe (with sour cream and guacamole) for just $2.50
Che
$6.50
Smart black beans, plantains, sweet potatoes, brown rice, pico de gallo, and chipotle BBQ sauce.
vegan
Special Burrito of the Week (Prices Vary)
We are always trying to come up with new burritos and bowls that are nourishing, flavorful and interesting. Check out the weekly special board above the counter.
Kids Menu
Lil' Spanky's Bowl*
$3.75
Mashed potatoes topped with steamed broccoli, local food alliance certified corn, and tillamook cheddar cheese.
The Kids Trifecta*
$3.75
Choose any three of the following items (served in separate bowls!): Steamed broccoli, garlic green beans, seasonal veggie, local food alliance certified corn, smart black beans, smart pinto beans, mashed potatoes, brown rice, quinoa.
Kids Meal
$5.50
Mini burrito or mini quesadilla, steamed broccoli or corn, and small apple juice or milk. Sub whole wheat tortilla at no extra charge.
Mini Burrito*
$3.50
Smart pinto beans, tillamook jack cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla. Sub whole wheat tortilla at no extra charge.
Taters & Cheese*
$3.50
Mashed potatoes with tillamook cheddar cheese.
Mini Quesadilla
$3.25
Dry-grilled flour tortilla with tillamook jack cheese. Sub whole wheat tortilla at no extra charge.
Rice-N-Beans*
$3.25
Smart pinto beans and brown rice.
vegan
Beans, Cheese & Chips
$3.25
Smart pinto or black beans, tillamook jack cheese, and tortilla chips on the side.
Kids Menu Add-Ins
10 Whole Wheat Tortilla: Sub in for N/C; Add as New for
$0.75Black Beans, Pinto Beans, or Rice
$0.75Corn, Broccoli, Spinach, Garlic Green Beans, or Seasonal Veggie
$1.00Grilled Draper Valley Natural Chicken
$1.25Organic Tofu or Organic Tempeh
$1.25Local Braised 100% Grass-Fed Beef
$1.75Kids Menu Smoothies
Akiba Berry Peach Smoothie*
$3.00
Blueberries, strawberries, peach, and apple juice.
vegan
Baati Mango Banana Smoothie*
$3.00
Mango, banana, and pineapple juice.
Smoothies
Our smoothies are made with fruit and unsweetened fruit juice ONLY no additives, no sweeteners, no extenders or ice, and no unsightly bathtub ring.This is an incredibly tasty way to increase one's consumption of fruit, vitamins, antioxidants, fiber and phytonutrients. All berries are, of course, locally grown.
Berry Berry Good*
$4.75
Blueberries, marionberries, strawberries, banana, and apple juice.
vegan
Mango Peach Lemon*
$4.75
Mango, peach, banana, fresh lemon and apple juice
vegan
Marionberry Ginger*
$4.75
Marionberries, fresh ginger, banana, and apple juice.
vegan
Pb & J* **
$4.75
Strawberries, banana, peanut butter, and apple juice.
vegan
Mango Lassi*
$4.75
Mango, banana, organic yogurt, apple juice, and a dash of turmeric.
Peach Berry Chia*
$4.75
Strawberries, marionberries, peaches, chia seeds, and pineapple juice.
vegan
Jungle Juice*
$4.75
Mango, banana, and pineapple juice
vegan
Strawberry Banana*
$4.75
Strawberries, banana, and apple juice.
vegan
Enhance Your Smoothie
Spinach
$0.75Kale
$0.75Nancy's Yogurt
$0.50Fresh Lemon Juice
$0.50Chia Seeds
$0.75Turmeric
$0.50Fresh Ginger
$0.50Peanut Butter
$1.00Beverages
Home-Made Lemonade
- Small $2.00
- Large $2.75
Canned Sodas
$2.00
Varies by location; see can selection on counter.
Arnold Palmer
- Small $2.00
- Large $2.75
Fountain Planet Cola
$2.00
Available at select locations only.
Fresh Brewed Iced Tea
$1.75
We source local teas. Please check in with your local laughing planet for current offerings.
Fresh Brewed Coffee
We source our coffee from local roasters. Please check in with your local laughing planet for more information about our coffee.
- For Here Mug $1.75
- To Go 12 Oz. $2.00
Beer
Come for the beer, stay for more beer? We love beer as much as you do. Each one of our restaurants offers a unique and different assortment of the best local brews that the northwest has available.
Draft Beers
Glass, pint, or pitcher. Please see board for current selection and prices.
Cider
Available at select locations. Please see board for current selection and prices.
Side Dishes
Mashed Yukon Gold Potatoes
$2.50Rice & Beans
$4.00Brown Rice
$2.00Quinoa
$2.00Seasonal Veggie
$3.00Garlic Green Beans
$2.50Sauteed Kale
$3.00Sweet Corn
$2.50Cucumber Salad w/ Tomatoes & Kalamata Olives
$2.50Broccoli
$2.50Spinach
$2.50Grilled Veggies
$2.50Quick-Pickles
$1.00Plantains
$2.50Sweet Potatoes
$2.50Flour or Whole Wheat Tortilla
$0.75Black Beans
$1.00Pinto Beans
$1.00Proteins
Braised 100% Pasture Raised Beef
$3.50Grilled Chicken
$2.50Organic Tempeh
$2.50Organic Tofu
$2.50Dairy & Almost Dairy
Deluxe (Sour Cream & Guacamole)
$2.50Vegan Deluxe (Vegan Sour Cream & Guacamole)
$2.50Sour Cream
$1.00Vegan Sour Cream
$1.25Guacamole
$1.75Tillamook Jack or Cheddar Chees
$1.25Vegan Daiya Cheese
$1.25Cotija Cheese
$1.50Veggies & More
Seasonal Veggie
$1.50Mashed Potatoes
$1.00Spinach
$1.00Broccoli
$1.00Cilantro Lime Slaw
$1.00Sauteed Kale
$1.00Grilled Veggies
$1.00Sweet Corn
$1.00Plantains
$1.00Quick-Pickles
$1.00Garlic Green Beans
$1.00Salsas & Sauces** (Vegan)
Pico De Gallo
$0.75Mild Green Tomatillo Cilantro N/C
Medium Red Chipotle N/C
Hot! Orange Habanero N/C
Mole Sauce
$1.00Chipotle BBQ Sauce
$1.00Lemongrass Peanut
$1.00South Indian Coconut
$1.00Cilantro-Pesto
$1.00Chimichurri
$1.00Tahini Garlic
$1.00Korean BBQ
$1.00
* Made-without-gluten. ** Contains nut. ^Paleo friendly
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General Info
Hours
Monday:
9:00am - 9:00pm
Tuesday:
9:00am - 9:00pm
Wednesday:
9:00am - 9:00pm
Thursday:
9:30am - 9:30pm
Friday:
9:00am - 9:00pm
Saturday:
9:00am - 9:00pm
Sunday:
9:00am - 9:00pm