Our Mahnomin Porridge Kit includes hand-parched, native-harvested wild rice, all in a beautifully packaged gift box. If you're not familiar with wild rice, the quality truly makes a difference. Recipe included for 4 servings... just add cream! Adapted from 1800's trapper journals, Mahnomen (mah-NO-men) porridge is one of our top-selling, most talked-about menu items. But in our early days, nobody wanted to even try it, so we had to literally give it away in order to get folks to give it a go.
$30.00
Holy Trinity Peanut Butter Trio Set (Gift Box)
"This may very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." (-Jane & Michael Stern, Roadfood.com) This Gift Set includes THREE 10 oz. jars of our house-made, small-batch Original Crunchy Peanut Butter. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months.
$30.00
Grown Up PB&J Trio (Gift Box)
Even grown-ups need a good PB&J every now and then! Includes our Small-Batch Peanut Butter (17 oz. jar), Blackberry-Ginger Jam (10 oz. jar), and Blood-Orange Marmalade (10 oz. jar).
$36.00
Bloody Mary Kit (Gift Box)
Our Bloody Mary Kit Gift Box includes a big 32 oz. jar of our Bloody mix, a 4 oz. tin of our house made Bloody Mary rim, and a 12 oz. jar of Bottled Hell, as well as Mitch's recipe so you can recreate the award-winning mix at home (if that's not your thing, we also sell the Bloody Mary Mix separately.)
$40.00
Rogue Chef Grill Kit (Gift Box)
Just in time for summer, get the grill-master in your life something they'll really love. Includes tins of our Pancho's Dry Rub, Chicken & Rib Rub, and Steve's Crushed Pepper Burger Seasoning, as well as 10 oz. jars of our BBQ sauce and Red Pepper jelly. Yum.
$38.00
Hot Damn Coffee + Cocoa Kit (Gift Box)
Take home 12oz. of our special 'Purgatory' French Roast blend of coffee from Peace Coffee in Minneapolis (whole beans only), a 12oz. jar of our house-made 'Hot Damn Cocoa' powdered mix, and one of our 'Hot Damn Coffee' black/red two-toned coffee mugs, all in a gift box. A real care-package for the morning beverage enthusiast!
$45.00
Sausage Bread Loaf (3 lbs.)
Our deliciously dense bread made with sausage, toasted walnuts, black currants, spices, and black coffee has a devoted following, and now you can bring home a ready-to-bake loaf for yourself!
$26.00
Lemon Ricotta Hotcake Batter (1 Quart)*
A full quart of our Lemon Ricotta Hotcake batter, makes 7-8 hotcakes, approx. 6" each. You supply your own butter, but feel free to add a side of fresh berries, real maple syrup, or take n' cook breakfast meats to your breakfast array! *Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness. This item is served raw or undercooked, or contains (or may contain) raw or undercooked ingredients.
$14.75
House-made Peanut Butter, Condiments & Dressings
House-made Peanut Butter
Our Peanut Butter — made in very small batches — was put on the map when Lynn Rosetto Kasper swooned over it on her NPR Splendid Table show years ago. Jane and Michael Stern (Roadfood.com) said, "This could very well be the best peanut butter on the planet." And each and every day, our diners rave about this crunchy delight. Shelf life (unopened) = 6+ months.
10 oz.$12.00
17.7 oz.$17.00
32 oz.$27.00
Big-Ass 3 LB. Mega-Jar$36.00
Peanut Butter Travel Trio (3 x 3 oz.)
$12.00
Want to share some samplings of our small batch Peanut Butter with friends? Our sampler jars make wonderful little gifts (think stocking stuffers!) that also pass FAA requirements so you can tuck them into your carry-on bag and surprise your work colleagues with a taste of Minnesota. Includes three jars, each 3.3 oz. Shelf life (unopened): 6+ months.
Blackberry Ginger Jam
This delectable house-made Blackberry Ginger Jam is frequently paired alongside our house-made Peanut Butter or Blood Orange Marmalade (also available for purchase) for toast-topping joy!
10 oz.$14.00
17.7 oz.$18.00
Blood Orange Marmalade
Our Blood Orange Marmalade is part of the assortment of condiments that land on almost every table during our breakfast services (along with our Blackberry Ginger Jam and of course our small batch Peanut Butter). Now you can get a jar for yourself!
10 oz.$12.00
17.7 oz.$15.00
Devour-By-The-Spoon Caramel Sauce
The secret sauce that makes our Caramel-Pecan Rolls such a delight.
12 oz.$9.00
21 oz.$13.00
Red Pepper Jelly
Our house-made, sweet & spicy Red Pepper Jelly is served in house alongside our Cheese Curds and Juicy Lucifer burger, but it's great with so many foods. Try a taste for yourself!
10 oz.$9.00
17.7 oz.$13.00
BBQ Sauce
Founders Mitch & Steve won the $10,000 "Ribfest Award" prize with a recipe that would eventually come to be this sauce. They struck the perfect balance--it won't blow out your sinuses, but it's got a kick!
10 oz.$9.00
17.7 oz.$13.00
Mitch's "Forever-to-make" Mustard
Based on his mother's old family recipe (yes, we know it's a cliche, but it's true!), Mitch's mustard is aged 3 months to hit that perfect "sweet spot" between mellow flavor and that classic mustard-y kick.
10 oz.$10.00
17.7 oz.$13.00
Hand-Chopped Peppadew Salsa
Chopping salsa by hand allows each individual ingredient to shine through, which is why we're committed to this labor-intensive process. You've had this salsa on our Huevos Rancheros "of the gods," and now you can have it at home to use however you feel.
10 oz.$9.00
17.7 oz.$13.00
Buttermilk Ranch Dressing
If you think all Ranch dressing is the same, you haven't had housemade--this creamy and savory dressing is the perfect side for wings, chips, salad, and more. (16 oz.)
$15.00
Maytag Blue Cheese Dressing
Experience the legacy of the world-famous Maytag Blue Cheese from the Maytag Dairy Farms outside of Newton, Iowa, the former home of the Maytag Corporation. In 1938, a process was developed for making blue cheese from homogenized cow's milk instead of the traditional sheep's milk, resulting in a distinctively smooth taste.
10 oz.$7.00
17.7 oz.$11.00
Other Specialities
Rib and Chicken Rub
Take home our house-made Rib and Chicken Rub to spice up your dinner at home. Our delicious, signature sweet and spicy blend tastes amazing on everything! (4 oz.)
$7.00
Pancho's Dry Rub
From tots to kettle chips to chicken wings, this dry rub spice blend brings a "can't quite put your finger on it" savory aspect to anything it tops. (4 oz.)
$7.00
Steve's Burger Seasoning
A special blend of herbs and spices, this one has a little kick from crushed red pepper! (4 oz.)
$7.00
Seasoning Tin Trio
All 3 of our seasoning mixes!
$15.00
Bloody Mary Rim
We decided to help our guests recreate our award-winning Bloody Mary at home by offering our delicious Rib Rub in a tin suitable for rimming a bloody glass. It's what we use when you order one at Hell's Kitchen, in conjunction with Gib's Bottled Hell (also available), and now you can take a little piece of Hell with you to make this savory drink on your own. (4 oz.)
$7.00
Fresh Bloody Mary Mix (1 Quart)
We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice — not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex. It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 32oz package of our freshly made mix (keep refrigerated) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included). Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with not only the mix, but also our Bloody Mary rim spices, skewers, and a variety of fixings to really make it your own.
$12.00
Bloody Mary Mix (Jar)
We think City Pages said it best about our signature Bloody Mary mix: "Hell's Kitchen bloody captures the perfect level of spice — not too hot for the average brunch-goer, but you'll damn well know you're drinking it. The mix is thick and fantastically complex. It's as classy as we've come to expect from a restaurant that does just about everything well." This 1 Quart jar of our freshly made mix (pasteurized for shelf stability) should be enough for 8 Bloody Marys--just add your booze of choice and garnish with your personal favorite toppings (booze and fixings not included). Looking to bring home the full experience? We also offer our Bloody Mary Kit, which comes with the liquid mix, a tin of our Bloody Mary rim spice, drink skewers and a recipe for our house mix--enabling you to really make it your own! (Refrigerate after opening)
$17.00
Hot Damn Cocoa Mix
Made with real vanilla bean, our Cocoa Mix is a rich blend of chocolatey sweetness with just a hint of spice. Hell wouldn't have it any other way.
10 oz.$8.00
17.7 oz.$11.00
Purgatory Blend Organic Coffee
CLOSE YOUR EYES before you blush, because this ain't no regular coffee, this is damn good coffee with super magical powers! Our coffee beans "restore virginity" without even growing hair on your palms. Organic, fair trade, locally roasted by Peace Coffee. Regular Whole Bean--sorry, Decaf or Ground not available! (12 oz.) (Coffee mug sold separately)
$13.00
Cry Baby Craig's
Take home a bottle of this popular local Pickled Habanero & Garlic hot sauce, hand-crafted in Faribault, Minnesota! All natural, vegan, gluten-free, and no added fillers. (5 oz.)
$7.00
Gib's Bottled Hell
While we usually like to brag about our own homemade gems, Gib's Bottled Hell is among one of Hell's Kitchen's most popular condiments. Boasted as a "must try" with our signature Huevos Rancheros, this sweet and spicy hot pepper sauce is all natural, with no preservatives, and totally fat free! We also use Bottled Hell to rim the glass of our award-winning Bloody Mary (paired with our delicious rib rub, available in a tin suitable for rimming your own glass)! This one's a keeper...well, until the time comes for us to develop our own hellish twist. (12 oz.)
$8.00
Glassware & Mugs
Hell's Kitchen Pint Glass
A traditional Pint Glass with our logo printed in HK black & red.
$7.00
"I Am Not Like The Others" Ralph Steadman Pint Glass
This pint glass features the work of Gonzo artist Ralph Steadman. His famous quote "I am not like the others" has become a defining mantra at Hell's Kitchen and we proudly display his artwork throughout our restaurant.
$8.00
Hell's Kitchen Bloody Mary Glass
So here's the deal: if you're doing your own Bloody Mary Bar at home and plan to offer a myriad of fun garnish choices for your guests, THE most important thing we can say is to make sure your glasses are heavy enough so their spectacular creations don't throw everything off-balance and fall over. (Trust us; we learned from experience.) Our dishwasher safe, heavy-duty glass measures approx 8" high, so remember to get LONG bamboo skewers, readily available at Target and almost everywhere else.
$19.00
"Poison" Shot Glass
Once the shots come out, we know the party is going to Hell in a handbasket, so pick your poison of choice with this cheeky Hell's Kitchen shot glass (2 oz. clear glass). …Alcohol not included (don'tcha wish)?
$5.00
"Don't Fu#k It Up" Shot Glass
Once the shots come out, we know the party is going to Hell in a handbasket, so pick your poison of choice with this cheeky Hell's Kitchen shot glass (2 oz. clear glass). …Alcohol not included (don'tcha wish)?
$5.00
Hell's Kitchen Black Coffee Mug
It's time to show off your allegiance to your favorite breakfast spot! (Or maybe you just want your morning routine to match our hellish color scheme?) This 12 oz. ceramic coffee mug is black with red interior, and has our iconic Hell's Kitchen vulture logo on the side.
$16.00
"Damn Good Coffee" Mug
Here at Hell's, the only coffee we serve is Damn Good. This mug is reserved for the fine folks who appreciate a premium roast. (Or maybe you just want your morning routine to match our hellish color scheme?) This 12 oz ceramic coffee mug is black with red interior, with "Damn Good Coffee" along with our classic Vulture logo on one side. Pair it with a bag of our fair-trade, organic Purgatory Blend Whole Bean Coffee, roasted locally for us by Peace Coffee (available both separately and in our Hot Damn Coffee & Cocoa Gift Set)!
$16.00
Red "Poison" Coffee Mug
It's a mug to hold all of your favorite "poisons"! (12 oz. ceramic)
$12.00
"Don't Fu#k It Up" Coffee Mug
Features our Vulture logo graphic (created by artist Ralph Steadman), and a phrase you might hear quite commonly in kitchens everywhere; it's certainly a motto we take seriously in ours! 12 oz, ceramic, classic..
$14.00
"Life Begins..." Coffee Mug
"Life Begins at the End of Your Comfort Zone" - sometimes restaurant life serves as a reminder that nothing truly good comes without sacrifice! We often push ourselves to the edge here, as we all do when life presents a challenge- here's a way to show pride in your perseverance (and discomfort)! 12 oz, ceramic, classic..
$14.00
"Go Brunch Yourself" Coffee Mug
We will ALWAYS encourage you to Go Brunch Yourself! It's a big part of what keeps our restaurant alive, after all. Features our Vulture logo graphic (created by artist Ralph Steadman). 12 oz, ceramic, classic..
$14.00
T-Shirts & Apparel
Hell's Kitchen T-Shirt
Our signature logo T-shirt lets folks know you've been to the REAL Hell's Kitchen in Minneapolis, not that Gordon Ramsay wannabe that started long after we opened in 2002. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a gray short sleeve T-shirt. Available in XS-3XL
All Sizes$23.00
Hell's Kitchen Pride Shirt
Show your colors in style with our newest design. This print utilizes a water-based inking method for a bright, yet natural, colorful print - the MPLS skyline may show slight variations from shirt to shirt, so each one is as unique as the wearer!
All Sizes$23.00
"Not Like The Others" T-Shirt
Ralph Steadman's I Am Not Like the Others T-shirt tells it like it is for us as well as for you. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the front of a black short sleeve T-shirt.
All Sizes$23.00
"Culinary Badass" Kitchen T-Shirt
Being a chef isn't for the faint of heart. It requires raw cooking talent, fearless leadership, and immense grace under pressure. Being a chef is more than just a job; it makes you a certified Culinary Badass! CULINARY BADASS is one of our cheeky Kitchen T-shirt series that our cooks wear behind the scenes. Machine washable, soft ringspun 100% preshrunk cotton. Design is printed on the back of a black short sleeve T-shirt. Available in sizes XS-3XL
All Sizes$23.00
Hell's Kitchen Baseball Tee
This soft, comfy, unisex 3/4-sleeve baseball tee comes with red sleeves and a black torso with the Hell's Kitchen vulture logo on the front (no design on back).
All Sizes$32.00
"Don't Fu#k It Up" T-Shirt
Features our Vulture logo graphic (created by artist Ralph Steadman), and a phrase you might hear quite commonly in kitchens everywhere; it's certainly a motto we take seriously in ours!
All Sizes$23.00
"Go Brunch Yourself" T-Shirt
We will ALWAYS encourage you to Go Brunch Yourself! It's a big part of what keeps our restaurant alive, after all. Features our Vulture logo graphic (created by artist Ralph Steadman).
All Sizes$23.00
"The Road To Hell..." T-Shirt
"The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions" - we certainly wouldn't be here without a few of them along the way (believe it or not). Features our Vulture logo graphic (created by artist Ralph Steadman).
All Sizes$23.00
"Life Begins..." T-Shirt
"Life Begins at the End of Your Comfort Zone" - sometimes restaurant life serves as a reminder that nothing truly good comes without sacrifice! We often push ourselves to the edge here, as we all do when life presents a challenge- here's a way to show pride in your perseverance (and discomfort)!
All Sizes$23.00
Hell's Kitchen Pom-Pom Beanie
Soft-knit, medium-weight, custom designed winter hat with pom-pom and embroidered logo on folded brim. Show your love for Hell's Kitchen while staying toasty AND stylish!
$20.00
Minneapolis Skyline Zip-Up Hoodie
Extra comfy, mid-weight, full-zip hooded sweatshirt with jersey-lined hood, featuring our classic Vulture logo on the front breast and our Skyline logo across the back. A great balance of comfort and durability that you will see our staff proudly sport through a busy brunch or dinner shift!
All Sizes$49.00
Minneapolis Skyline Pullover Hoodie
Extra comfy, mid-weight hooded sweatshirt with jersey-lined hood, featuring our classic Vulture logo on the front breast and our Skyline logo across the back. A great balance of comfort and durability that you will see our staff proudly sport through a busy brunch or dinner shift!
All Sizes$49.00
Cookbooks & Souvenirs
Damn Good Food Cookbook
Damn Good Food – featuring almost ALL of Hell's Kitchen's recipes – is a cookbook with a heartbreaking as well as uplifting look into the belly (and heart) of the beast. Ann Bauer poignantly tells the story of Mitch Omer, a wildly creative award-winning chef, who hurled through most of his life setting fires, breaking limbs, drinking 24/7, getting fired, abusing drugs, gaining 200 pounds and barely avoiding suicide until he was finally diagnosed as bipolar. Once properly medicated, his wild ride settled down enough to open a successful Minneapolis restaurant, lose 170 pounds, enjoy a sane marriage to his third wife, and provide hope to others. "I've been fixed," he used to pout as he jokingly glanced at his crotch… and this is the story of his survival intertwined with the beloved recipes that put Hell's Kitchen on the map. (Hardcover, 256 pages)
Featuring our patently snark-filled slogans! Some are old stand-bys of our founding Chef Mitch (featuring the art of Ralph Steadman), some have evolved alongside our employee-owned business over the recent years. (Each sticker measures 2.5" x 2.5")
Each$1.50
5-Pack$6.00
HK Magnets
Featuring our patently snark-filled slogans! Some are old stand-bys of our founding Chef Mitch (featuring the art of Ralph Steadman), some have evolved alongside our employee-owned business over the recent years. (Each magnet measures 2.5" x 2.5")
Each$3.00
5-Pack$12.00
Postcards from Hell
FIVE BUCKS will get'chu a 10-pack of postcards featuring 5 iconic Ralph Steadman images, 2 images from our faaaav local artist Joe Polecheck, and 3 bonus Hell's Kitchen promo postcards. "Hey, Kids! Collect 'em all!" Price INCLUDES postage.
$5.00
Hell's Black Tote Bag
Get one FREE when you spend $50 on any of our Retail offerings!
$10.00
All items marked "Gluten-Free" should be considered Gluten-Free Friendly (OR can be prepared Gluten-Free Friendly with minor omissions - ask your server if unclear). This is NOT a GF-certified facility. We do our best to offer dishes that can accommodate most major allergy concerns either naturally or with some substitutions/omissions, and our kitchen crew works diligently to avoid any cross-contamination. However, because our house-made peanut butter truly is made in-house every day, we cannot guarantee a kitchen free from peanut dust particles and therefore cannot promise the same level of safety for those with severe peanut allergies. If you have any allergen or menu questions, please contact us at TalkToUs@HellsKitchenInc.com or ask your server upon arrival.
In addition to our dine-in service hours, our Online Takeout, Curbside Pickup & Delivery App services are available Sun-Thurs 8am-9pm and Fri-Sat 8am-10pm.
About Us
In the heart of downtown Minneapolis, appropriately located in a beautiful underground space, you’ll discover a chef-owned restaurant known for its damn good food: unique but not fancy, interesting but not fussy.