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Guru Burgers And Crepes
2268 Texas Dr
Sugar Land, TX 77479
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Burgers
Bread options: challah - whole wheat - gluten free (+$2) - bunless. Burgers are cooked to medium - let us know if you want yours differently
Bruce Lee (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef stuffed with blue cheese - caramelized onions - arugula
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Captain Planet (Basic)
house made vegan patty with black bean, quinoa, corn, mushroom and flaxseed - provolone - avocado - spinach - fresh tomatoes
vegetarian
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
The Longboard (Basic)
ginger honey glazed salmon - organic spinach - roma tomatoes - home made citrus aioli - home made guac
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
Sloppy Pilgrim (Basic)
all natural lean ground turkey - SWISS cheese - sauteed mushrooms - caramelized onions - arugula - fresh tomatoes
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
The Pancho (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef local jalapeno bacon - pepperjack cheese - roasted jalapeno - home made guac - fresh tomatoes - green leaf lettuce - pickles made right here
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Turkey (Basic)
all natural lean ground turkey - goat cheese - organic spinach - fresh tomatoes - hickory smoked bacon - caramelized onions - honey dijon
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
Hot Chick (Basic)
Beer Battered all natural chicken breast - spicy sauce - citrus aioli - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - red onion
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
Big Shroom (Basic)
grilled portobello mushroom - melted provolone - green leaf lettuce - crispy beet chips - roasted bell peppers - fresh tomatoes - caramelized onions
vegetarian
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
- Add Beef Patty For
- $2.00
True Grit (Premium)
lean buffalo patty - hickory smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - red onion - cheddar cheese - mexican coca cola BBQ sauce
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Royale with Cheese (Basic)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - sharp cheddar - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - pickles made in our kitchen
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
Ukulele (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - natural texas pecan smoked ham - swiss cheese - grilled pineapple - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - fried egg
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Purple Rain (Premium)
grass fed texas akaushi beef - all natural jalapeno bacon - queso blanco - sauteed mushrooms - purple cabbage
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Japaneiro's (Basic)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef chimichurri - fresh plantain tajadas - green leaf lettuce - fresh tomatoes - cilantro caramelized onions
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
Al Capone (Basic)
Grilled all natural chicken breast - homemade walnut pesto - organic spinach - sun dried tomato - provolone
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
Local (Basic)
all natural grilled chicken breast - organic spinach - fresh tomatoes - fresh beets - alfalfa sprouts - onions -home made guaca
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
The King (Premium)
akaushi beef patty - creamy peanut butter - hickory smoked bacon - sweet plantains - grape preserve
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Paynter's Hellion (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - andouille sausage, sauteed mushrooms, smoked gouda and arugula
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Astrodome (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - fritos - homemade akaushi chilli - cheddar - green leaf lettuce - tomato
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Double Burner (Basic)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - home made habanero sauce - grilled red onion - jalapeno smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - tomato
- Slider (3 oz) $5.00
- Regular (6 oz) $9.00
- Double (12 oz) $12.00
JJ-Watt-A-Burger (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - swiss - cheddar - applewood smoked ham - hickory smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - tomato - fried egg - fries - guru sauce
- Slider (3 oz) $9.00
- Regular (6 oz) $13.00
- Double (12 oz) $17.00
Bruno Marshroom (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - panko crusted portobello mushroom - grilled pineapple -teriyaki cream
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Fig Newton (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - home made fig spread - goat cheese - hickory smoked bacon - arugula
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Pineapple Express (Premium)
grass-fed texas akaushi beef - pepperjack - cheddar - grilled pineapple - pineapple pico - purple cabbage - arugula - jalapeno smoked bacon - fried egg
- Slider (3 oz) $8.00
- Regular (6 oz) $12.00
- Double (12 oz) $16.00
Hart Stopper (Premium)
cheddar stuffed grass-fed texas akaushi beef - chipotle butter - hickory smoked bacon - green leaf lettuce - tomato - red onion
- Slider (3 oz) $6.00
- Regular (6 oz) $10.00
- Double (12 oz) $14.00
Crispers
seasonings: sea salt+pepper, parmesan, sweet+salty, truffle oil, pepper supreme
Guru Fries
a mix of yukon and idaho potatoes cut and made right here
vegetarian
- Regular $4.00
- Sharing $7.00
Sweet Potato Fries
sweet potatoes fresh cut and crispy
vegetarian
- Regular $4.00
- Sharing $7.00
Beet Chips
fresh beets sliced and made right here
vegetarian
- Regular $5.00
- Sharing $9.00
Yucca Fries
yucca wedges (these we buy pre-cut, but they are great and a fantastic source of fiber)
vegetarian
- Regular $4.00
- Sharing $7.00
Mac & Cheese
our generously apportioned M&C's are $9
Jack In the Mac
chicken-jalapeno smoked bacon, jalapenos, cilantro, pepper jack
The Darjeeling
spicy curried shrimp with munster jack cheese, roasted peppers & green onions
Boucher
andouille sausage - crawfish - smoked gouda
Handy Mac
grass fed akaushi beef, Hickory smoked bacon, mushrooms, cheddar
Hot Dogs
our dogs are $10 (they are pretty big)
Rodeo Dog
Akaushi link - housemade BBQ - caramelized onions - hickory smoked bacon
Early Howler
Akaushi link - hickory smoked bacon - guru fries - fried egg - guru sauce
El Diablo
Akaushi link- fresh habanero sauce - jalapeño smoked bacon - jalapeño puree - sriracha mayo
The Skeeter
Akaushi link - housemade Akaushi - chili - Fritos - cheddar cheese
Nibblers
Cabbage Patch Sprouts
$7.00
pan roasted brussels sprouts - hickory smoked bacon bits - garlic - gluten free soy sauce and honey
Edamame
$4.00
soy beans - sea salt - optional chilli powder
vegetarian
Buddah Fries
fresh cut guru fries topped w/ cilantro - fried egg - house made Korean BBQ sauce - jalapeño purée and sriracha mayo
- $6.50
- $13.00
Crabbie Patties
$9.00
crab meat - roasted bell peppers - citrus aioli - sriracha - lemon wedge
Ziggy Sticks
$5.00
crispy panko crusted portobello wedges served with our house made BBQ ranch
vegetarian
Yuca Chili Fries
yucca wedge fries topped with chili - hickory smoked bacon - citrus aioli - green onion and feta
- $6.50
- $13.00
Cannonballs
$8.00
akaushi with minced jalapeno - stuffed with pepper jack wrapped in all natural jalapeno - bacon - garlic aioli and guru sauce
Guru Sticks
$6.00
queso blanco - wonton skin - guru's pink dipping sauce
vegetarian
Salads
add meatballs - chicken - shrimp - crab or salmon to any salad $4
Ginger Sesame Salad
organic spring mix - ginger - sesame dressing - fresh beet - croutons - alfalfa sprouts
vegetarian
- Big Salad $8.00
- Small Salad $5.00
Maui Salad
kale - spinach - red onion - tomato- pineapple pico - pineapple balsamic vinaigrette
vegetarian
- Big Salad $8.00
- Small Salad $5.00
Almond Citrus Salad
fresh kale - cranberries - orange slices - apple slices - almond slivers - citrus vinaigrette
vegetarian
- Big Salad $8.00
- Small Salad $5.00
Summer Salad
organic spinach - candied walnuts - strawberries - feta cheese - balsamic vinaigrette
vegetarian
- Big Salad $8.00
- Small Salad $5.00
Side Kick Salad
$4.00
spring mix - cherry tomatoes - crispy wonton - chips - ginger sesame dressing
vegetarian
Padawans
Our kids' meals are $6 each. Choice of side: fries or apple slices
Plain Burger Slider
Cheeseburger Slider
Chicken Nuggets
Grilled Chicken Strips
Grilled Cheese
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Mac and Cheese
Plain Hot Dog
Savory Crepes
Served with our house salad. Crepe styles: traditional - whole wheat - gluten free (+$2)
Veggie Provolone
$7.00
roasted red and green bell peppers - caramelized onions - organic spinach - fresh tomatoes - provolone cheese - homemade teriyaki sauce
vegetarian
Chicken Mushroom
$9.00
all natural hormone free chicken - wild mushrooms - fresh tomatoes - texas wine mushroom sauce
California Club
$7.00
all natural turkey breast - swiss cheese - all natural hickory smoked bacon - bibb lettuce - avocado - alfalfa sprouts
Hawaiian
$8.00
all natural applewood ham - swiss cheese - grilled pineapple - pineapple pico - mango coconut sauce
The Shaggy
$10.00
seasoned ground salmon - lump crab meat - organic spinach - purple cabbage - green leaf lettuce - sriracha sauce
Salmon Spinach
$9.00
fresh salmon - organic spinach - green beans - home made guac - grilled lemon - citrus aioli
Country Style
$7.00
all natural texas applewood smoked ham - provolone cheese - caramelized onions - mushrooms; scrambled egg upon request
Tuscan Chicken
$9.00
all natural hormone free chicken - organic spinach - sundried tomatoes - fresh walnut parmesan pesto
Third Coast
$9.00
grilled shrimp - garlic - swiss - provolone - mushrooms - red onion - chipotle aioli - avocado slices
Aka Burger
$8.00
ground akaushi beef - organic spinach- fresh tomatoes -melted swiss cheese - topped with avocado ranch
Sweet Crepes
All sweet crepes are $7
Ying & Yang
crushed oreos - nutella - vanilla filling all in tempura with our homemade frozen vanilla custard
Alpha
strawberries - nutella - whipped cream - chocolate sauce
Oompa Loompa
marscapone cream filling - berry reduction sauce - fresh strawberries
Choco-Cheesecake
chocolate crepe with chocolate cheesecake filling - fresh berries - whipped cream - chocolate drizzle
Honey Badger
creamy peanut butter - fresh banana - honey - almond slivers
Dulce de Leche
dulce de leche - strawberries - candied walnuts - powdered sugar - homemade frozen vanilla custard
Banana Nutella
fresh banana - nutella - strawberries - chocolate sauce - powdered sugar
Mascarpone
seasonal berries - mascarpone cheese - vanilla sauce - powdered sugar
Huggy Bear
Fresh melted chocolate - crushed graham crackers - homemade marshmallow cream topped with ligthly torched marshmallows
Craft Lagers & Ales
All of our beer is available to go. Please ask server for new breweries and beer specials. 64oz Take Home growlers available !
Bottle / Can
S.S. Bombshell Blonde
Oskar Blue Beerito
Real Ale Fireman #4
Stone Delicious IPA
gluten reduced
Whites
Moscato, Voga, Italy
- $7.00
- $26.00
Pinot Grigio, Proverb, California
- $8.00
- $28.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Sea Pearl, New Zealand
- $8.00
- $28.00
Chardonay, Proverb, California
- $8.00
- $28.00
Chardonay, Notable, Australia
- $9.00
- $30.00
Sparkling Wine, Kenwood, California
- $8.50
- $30.00
Canella Belini
$7.00Reds
Red Blend, Caricature, California
- $9.00
- $30.00
Red Blend, Lubanzi, South Africa
- $10.00
- $33.00
Malbec, El Libertador, Argentina
- $10.00
- $33.00
Cabernet, Hello World, Spain
- $8.00
- $28.00
Cabernet, Humble Pie, California
- $11.00
- $35.00