Duration: 1 hour; $28. A long time ago, in a discotheque far, far away. Come experience Star Wars like you never have before -- acted out through a Burlesque dance! Follow the story of a sexually frustrated farmer, Luke Skywalker, who longed to rescue the luscious Princess Leia, prisoner of the sadomasochistic villain, Darth Vader. They'll get some help along the way from a few malfunctioning droids, a rogue she-hunk named Han Solo and a Wookie companion (who never wears pants!) to rescue her heiney-ness. Of course, along to guide them is the senile but sensual Obi-Wan-Kenobi. Join this motley crew of geek girls as they take you on a sexy parody journey of bad haircuts, oddly hot aliens, cheap special effects, and disco grooves. Help us, Star Wars geeks/burlesque lovers, you're the only hope!
Experience an utterly unique Star Wars-themed burlesque show featuring a troop of lovely ladies
Enjoy an evening of live acting, dancing, and sizzling entertainment
Watch your favorite sci-fi storyline come to life with a sexy twist
Leave your inhibitions at the door for an epic night filled with outrageous burlesque fun
Note: You must be 18 and over to attend this show. Price includes $4 ticket fee from Gorilla Tango Burlesque.
Game of Thongs: A Game of Thrones Burlesque
Duration: 1 hour; $28. Westeros is a dangerous place. Breasteros? Only if you have a heart condition. Experience a burlesque reimagining of the high fantasy drama Game of Thrones. You'll follow the exploits of Lord Ned Stark-Naked as he navigates a world of provocative scandals and musical numbers. In addition to Ned, a number of the most popular characters show up in this show, from horselords to dancing dire wolves. When your eyes aren't popping out of your head as half-naked warriors gyrate across the stage, you'll be howling with laughter at gags and jokes that series fans and newcomers alike will find irresistibly funny. When you play the Game of Thongs, you pretty much always win.
Enjoy a burlesque show inspired by one of the most popular fantasy book and television series today
Laugh out loud at lewd reimaginings of your favorite Game of Thrones heroes
Delight in musical numbers and gags that are as provocative, yet nerdy
Note: You must be 18 and over to attend this show. Price includes $4 ticket fee from Gorilla Tango Burlesque.
Cancellation Policy: There are no refunds; all sales are final.