House Tortilla Chips, Guacamole, Salsa, and Hummus
$7.95
Breakfast Sammies & Tortillas
Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
Breakfast Bagel Sandwich
$13.95
Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
vegetarian
Millie's Breakfast Sandwich
$13.95
Vital Farm over medium egg, sausage patty, crispy hash brown potato, cheddar cheese, pickled red onions, chipotle mayo, grilled house made bun
Bagel with Lox (Smoked Salmon) and Cream Cheese
$11.95
Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions
Breakfast Burrito
$13.95
Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in a flour tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili
Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Carnitas, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh
$2.75
Foolish Huevos*
$14.65
On a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs (No side)
vegetarian
Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Pork Green Chili, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh
$2.75
Sam's Breakfast Tacos**
$14.50
Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, black beans on the side
Mateo's Chilaquiles**
$14.95
Corn tortillas, simmered in house Chilaquiles salsa, grilled Red Bird chicken, two over easy eggs, black beans, queso fresca, sour cream, fresh cilantro (No side)
Crêpes
Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute French Fries for $1.75 | Substitute Gluten-Free Crêpe for $1.50
The Foolish Craig (Yum Bacon)*
$14.95
Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)
Altitude Adjustment
$14.95
Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar
The Blintz
$12.95
Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)
Duxelles (We Can't Say It Either)
$12.95
Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, velouté sauce
Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar
The Porktastic (It's Sacrilicious)
$15.95
Slow-braised house Carnitas, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy
Hot Strawberry & Nutella Crêpe
$10.50
Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No Side)
Naomi's Fresh Strawberry Nutella Crepe
$10.50
With whipped cream (No side)
Whole Thing Crêpe
$10.50
Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)
Butter Rum Caramel Crêpe Cake
$9.95
No Side. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives
Sweet, Sweet Breakfast
sub Pure Organic Maple Syrup for $1.50; sub Gluten Free Pancakes for $1.50
Challah Frenchie Toast (All the Taste, None of the Attitude)
$13.50
With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit
vegetarian
Challah Frenchie Toast, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits*
$16.50
Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
Belgian Waffles
$11.95
Choice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit
vegetarian
Belgian Waffle, Two Eggs and Potatoes or Cheesy Grits*
$16.50
Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
vegetarian
Chicken and Waffle*
$16.50
Belgian waffle, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pasture-raised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits
Buttermilk Pancakes, Two Eggs & Potatoes or Cheesy Grits*
$16.50
Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo
vegetarian
Sub Chocolate Chip or Blueberry Pancakes for
$1.00
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$10.50
vegetarian
Buttermilk Blueberry Pancakes
$10.50
vegetarian
Eggs Benedict
Velvety Hollandaise, Poached Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs*, English Muffin, House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Substitute Gluten-Free Bread for $1.50
Chorizo Benedict
$15.95
Polidori chorizo patty, house pork green chili Featured on Triple D Nation
Crab Cake Benedict
$16.95
Lump & Claw Crabmeat, corn, panko
Daily's Thick Cut Bacon or Ham
$14.50
Smoked Salmon Benedict
$16.95
Tomatoes, onions, capers
Smashed Avocado, Spinach, and Roma Tomatoes
$15.50
vegetarian
Fried Chicken Benedict
$15.50
Sausage gravy or hollandaise
Carnitas Benedict
$15.50
Slow-braised house Carnitas, Green Chili Hollandaise
Three-Egg Omelets
All of our omelets are made with Vital Farms Pasture-Raised Eggs. Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits and Fresh Baked Toast. Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free for $1.50
Foolish Heart**
$14.95
Artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese
vegetarian
The Boulder**
$14.95
Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa
vegetarian
Brie Foolish**
$14.95
Brie, bacon, fresh pears
Martin's California Omelet**
$14.95
Bacon, tomato, avocado, white cheddar, sour cream, topped with green onion
Mexicali Blues**
$13.95
Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream
vegetarian
Slow-Braised House Carnitas, Chorizo, or Mexican Spiced Tempeh
$2.75
Fool's Paradise**
$14.95
(Denver - Get it?) Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar
More Breakfast
It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
Corned Beef Hash*
$16.50
"Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs and toast. Featured on Triple D Nation
A Bunch of Hooey* **
$13.95
House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast
vegetarian
Bacon, Sausage, Chorizo, Pork Green Chili, or Veggie Sausage
$2.75
Avocado Toast and Egg* **
Smashed avocado, spinach, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg
vegetarian
1 for$8.95
2 for$14.95
Bacon
$2.75
Two Pastured Eggs (Any Style) and Toast*
Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
$10.95
With Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage, Veggie Sausage or Chorizo$13.95
Add a Crêpe with Syrup
$2.95
Southern Breakfast Combo*
$16.50
Biscuits & house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
Blackened Salmon, Two Eggs, and Toast*
$16.50
Topped with cilantro lime butter. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
Chicken Fried Steak and Two Eggs*
$16.50
House sausage gravy and toast. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
Tofu Scramble*
$14.50
Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits
vegetarian
Burgers & Hot Sandwiches
Served with French Fries. All Our Burgers are Certified Angus Beef* & Come with Lettuce, Tomato & Onion. Substitute Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.75 | Udi's Gluten-Free Bun for $1.50
The Burger
$13.95
Best burger in town
White Cheddar, Smoked Provolone, or Swiss
$1.75
Bacon, Egg, Fresh Mozzarella, or Brie
$2.00
Sauteed Onion, Mushroom, or Jalapeno
$1.50
Foolish Burger
$16.75
Onion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, bbq sauce
Chris's Breakfast Burger
$16.75
Daily's thick cut bacon, fried egg, tomatoes, white cheddar cheese, chipotle mayo, on grilled thick cut challah
Mitch's Burger
$16.75
Sauteed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli
Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette
Reuben
$16.50
"Outta this world!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
$15.75
Fried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, roma tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun
Grilled Chicken Club
$15.95
Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat
Blackened Salmon BLT
$16.50
Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun
The Cubano
$15.75
Slow-braised House Carnitas, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette
Huge Salads & House-Made Soups
Served with Freshly Baked Bread. House-Made Dressings - Shallot Vinaigrette, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Blue Cheese, Ranch, Sesame Ginger Vinaigrette, 1,000 Island. Sub Seared Salmon for Chicken for $3. Sub Tofu or Crispy Chicken for Grilled Chicken
Cobb Salad**
$14.50
Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch
Seared Salmon Salad**
$15.50
Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette
Asian Pear Salad
$14.50
Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette
Spinach Walnut Salad
$12.00
Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette
Grilled Red Bird Chicken or Crispy Fried Chicken
$3.00
House-Made Soups
Please ask your server for our soups of the day
Cup$5.50
Bowl$7.50
Sandwiches
Served on Your Choice of Fresh House-Made Bread. Wheat, Rye, Baguette, Bread of the Day or Sub Gluten-Free Bread for $1.50. Comes with Fresh Tortilla or House Potato Chips. Sub French Fries for $1.25, Sub Sweet Potato Fries or Onion Rings for $2.75. Add White Cheddar, Smoked Provolone, or Swiss Cheese for $1.75
BLT Guacamole**
$13.95
On toasted bread with mayo. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad**
$14.25
Roasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo
Caprese**
$13.95
Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette
vegetarian
Roasted Turkey, Pesto, and Swiss**
$14.95
Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo
Mediterranean Hummus Sandwich**
$13.95
House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli
vegetarian
Spicy Veggie Sandwich**
$13.95
Avocado, pepperoncini, fresh mozzarella, lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli
vegetarian
Colossal Combinations
Choose from the "Sandwiches" section directly above
Half Sandwich & Spring Mix Green Salad
$13.95
Half Sandwich & Soup
$13.95
Spring Mix Green Salad & Soup
$11.95
Substitute Other Salad
$2.00
*Consuming raw or under-cooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of food-borne illness. **Can be made Gluten-Free
Coffee & Such
Coffee
$4.25
Boulder Organic Fair Trade
Nitro Cold Brew
$5.75
Latte
$5.60
Mocha Latte with Whipped Cream
$6.25
Salted Caramel Latte
$6.25
Lauren's Lavender Oat Milk Latte
$6.25
Bella's Caramel Brown Sugar Latte
$5.95
Matcha Latte
$6.25
Hot Chocolate with Whipped Cream
$3.75
$5.25
Pot of Tea
$3.95
Loose Leaf Tea from the Tea Spot
Sherpa Chai
$5.25
Spicy or Traditional
Dirty Chai
$6.50
Americano
$4.25
Cappuccino
$5.00
Double Espresso
$4.25
Juices, Lemonade, Iced Tea
Sub Almond Milk or Oat Milk $1.25, Flavored Syrup $0.80
Juices
California Valencia Orange, Grapefruit, or Martinelli Apple
$4.00
$5.35
Simply Lemonade
$3.50
$5.00
Strawberry Lavender Lemonade
$5.50
with Fresh Strawberries
Arnold Palmer
$4.25
Iced Tea
$3.75
Iced Passion Fruit Green Tea
$4.00
Fresh Brewed with Fresh Mango
Kombucha
$6.00
assorted flavors
Fountain Soda
$3.80
Coke Products
Milk
Morning Fresh Dairy
$2.25
$3.50
Chocolate Milk
$2.95
$3.75
Beer & Cider
Draft Beer
Avery IPA, Ska Hazy IPA, Upslope Craft Lager
16oz$7.00
Original Sin Black Widow Cider Draft
16oz$8.00
Ska Mexican Lager
$6.00
Avery White Rascal
$6.00
Paired with a Shot of Bulleit$12.00
Finkel & Garf Oatmeal Milk Stout
$6.00
Montucky Cold Snacks
$4.00
Bloody Marys
Craig's Signature Bloody Mary
$9.75
House made Spiced Bloody Mary Mix with our Infused Vodka (jalapenos, sweet peppers, garlic, peppercorns, and cilantro). Make it spicy with our Ghost Chili Infused Vodka!
Ketel One or Tito's Bloody Mary
$12.00
Bacon Bloody Mary
$12.00
The Signature Bloody with Honey Cured Bacon
Bloody Maria
$10.00
21 Seeds Cucumber Jalapeno Infused Tequila, House Bloody Mary Mix
Foolish Craig’s Café has changed a lot since it opened in 1998 and has been evolving ever since. The one thing that has never changed is that every day we try to become a better place for our customers, employees and owner-operators, Foolish Mitch and Just Craig. Please let us know if there is something you would like to see us do differently. We make almost everything from scratch in our kitchen using fresh local ingredients including all of our award-winning bread. Every item on our menu from the crepes to the desserts are made fresh to order. All the eggs we use are Nest Fresh Cage Free.