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Fire Ass Thai
1388 Daisy Ave
Long Beach, CA 90813
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Soups
Spicy Tom Kha Soup
$11.95
Those seeking burning questions must seek within - within a coconut, at least. Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy). Choose a Meat: Chicken, Shrimp + $2, Pork, Beef + $1, Tofu
Spicy Tom Yum Soup
$11.95
A bit sour, a lot of spice - prepare to get chili high. Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy); Choose a Meat: Chicken, Shrimp + $2, Pork, Beef + $1, Tofu
Noodles
Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy). Choose a Meat: Chicken, Shrimp + $2, Pork, Beef + $1, Tofu
Spicy Pad See Ew
$11.95
Light noodles cooked with dark sauce - in all things, duality
Spicy Pad Thai
$11.95
Thai classic. Deep breaths optional
Curries
Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy); Choose a Meat: Chicken, Shrimp + $2, Pork, Beef + $1, Tofu
Spicy Yellow Curry
$11.95
In Thai culture, Yellow is said to be the lucky color of Monday. Good way to start the week. Rice not included
Spicy Red Curry
$11.95
Red. The color of heat. Also the color of fire. Coincidence? Rice not included
Entrees
Spicy Thai Basil
$11.95
Protein, spices, basil, and focus. Keep it simple. Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy); Choose a Meat: Chicken, Shrimp + $2, Pork, Beef + $1, Tofu
Spicy Cashew Nut Chicken
$11.95
A dish like this has been hiding in the depths of your consciousness. Consider this moment. Choice of protein stir-fried with cashews and chilis. Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy)
Fried Rice
Spice Level: Level 1 - Neutrality (No Spice), Level 2 - Courage (Mild), Level 3 - Joy (Medium), Level 4 - Acceptance (Spicy), Level 5 - Enlightenment (XXX Spicy); Choose a Meat: Chicken, Shrimp + $2, Pork, Beef + $1, Tofu
Spicy Thai Fried Rice
$11.95
Protein, spices, rice, and focus. Keep it simple. Did I mention the spices?
Spicy Pineapple Fried Rice
$12.95
The only thing sweeter than pineapple rice is a moment of spicy mindfulness. Far out