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Eatsie Boys Cafe
4100 Montrose Blvd
Houston, TX 77006
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Wakey Wakey
served til 11am
Bagel Plate
cream cheese, house jam, onion, and tomato (house-cured salmon extra)
- $7.00
- $12.00
Eggman
bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both, fried egg, cheddar cheese, challah (holla!) bun
- $6.00
- $7.00
- $8.00
Hippie Ish
$6.50
house granola, greek yogurt, seasonal fruit, texas honey
Disco Biscuit
$10.00
freshly baked house biscuit, 2 sunny-up eggs, chorizo gravy, fresh herbs
Freshly Baked Pastries
assorted baked goods courtesy of la guadalupana bakery
Snacks + Stuff
Finger Lickin’ Good French Fried Potatoes
hand-sculpted, herb-dusted, thrice-cooked
- Small $2.00
- Large $4.00
Blistered Shishito Peppers
$5.00
served with white miso + meyer lemon vinaigrette dipping sauce
Salads + Soup
Crispy Kale Salad
$9.00
raw and tempura kale, sweet potato chips, pickled golden raisins, white miso vinaigrette
Asparagus Salad
$10.00
asparagus, arugula, crispy potato cubes, burrata cheese, dusted hardboiled egg yolk, meyer lemon vinaigrette
Roasted Beet + Carrot Salad
$10.00
beets, carrots, arugula, orange, bacon, roasted garlic vinaigrette
“trust Us” Soup
$7.00
matzah ball pho: chicken stock, rice noodles, shredded chicken, hand-rolled matzah balls
Intergalactic Food Truck Style
popular sandwiches from the food truck served a la carte
Frank The Pretzel
$7.00
chicken poblano sausage, sautéed onions, chardonnay mustard, soft pretzel bun
Pork Snuggies (2)
$8.00
crispy pork belly, quick pickles, green onions, hoisin, steamed bao bun
Sabotage
$8.00
slow-roasted pork au jus, braised greens, provolone, baguette
The New Style
sandwiches new to the cafe served a la carte
Slow Ride
$10.00
slow-cooked chicken salad, pickled shallots, quick pickles, crispy chicken skin, wheat
Maestro
$10.00
roast beef, caramelized onions, potato chips, horseradish aioli, cheddar, challah
Big Shrimpin’
$10.00
fried fresh gulf shrimp, cilantro, pickled carrots, cucumber, jalapeno tartar sauce, baguette
Namaste
$8.00
artichokes, shrooms, pickled peppers, gruyere, cream cheese, brioche
Sure Shot
$10.00
oven roasted turkey, arugula, brie, pear, strawberry jam, house dijonnaise, baguette
Plain Jane
$10.00
grilled cheese sandwich + a side of tomato soup w/ feta and fried garbanzo beans
Intergalactic Food Truck
Pork Snuggies (2)
$7.00
slow-cooked pork belly, homemade pickles, green onions, homemade hoisin on steamed, pillowy asian buns
Da Bomb
$6.00
marinated chicken or tofu, cilantro, cucumber, pickled carrots, jalapenos, avocado puree, soy vinaigrette, hoisin on a slow dough bread co. baguette
Sabotage
$8.00
five hour roasted pork au jus, braised greens, provolone, slow dough baguette
Frank The Pretzel
$6.00
homemade chicken poblano sausage, sauteed onions, grateful bread wholegrain chardonnay mustard, slow dough pretzel bun
Eggman Bacon
$5.00
grateful bread maple smoked bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both (business!), eggs over easy, cheddar, slow dough challah (holla!) roll
Eggman Chicken
$7.00
grateful bread maple smoked bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both (business!), eggs over easy, cheddar, slow dough challah (holla!) roll
Eggman Business
$8.00
grateful bread maple smoked bacon or chicken poblano sausage or both (business!), eggs over easy, cheddar, slow dough challah (holla!) roll
No Sleep Til Philly
$8.00
sliced ribeye, sauteed onions, homemade cheese whiz, slow dough baguette
Pork Revere
$7.00
five hour roasted pork, cheddar, sweet bbq sauce, homemade pickles, slow dough challah roll
Lay It On Me Lamb Burger (lamburgini)
$8.00
seasoned ground lamb, feta cheese, mixed greens, cucumber, fried egg, slow dough challah roll