Beef Patty, Over Easy Egg, Bacon, Spring Mix, Sriracha Mayo, Served on an English Muffin. Burger Side: No Side, House Fried Chips: $2.79, Homestyle Fries: $2.99, Fried Brussels: $2.99, Chedda Tots: $3.59. The Mother Hen Mods: No Muenster, No Fried Egg, No Bacon, No Spring Mix, No Sriracha Mayo. Temp-Mod: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium Well, Well Done. General Burger Add Ons: Add Tomatoes, Add Jalapenos: $0.50, Add Fried Egg: $1, Add Bacon: $1.50, Extra Patty: $2.
The Green Mile
$8.99
Beef Patty, Mac n' Cheese, Bacon, Green Chilies, Whole Grain Mustard, Served on a Regular Bun. Burger Side: No Side, House Fried Chips: $2.79, Homestyle Fries: $2.99, Fried Brussels: $2.99, Chedda Tots: $3.59. The Green Mile Mods: No Bacon, No Mac n' Cheese, No Green Chilies, No Whole Grain Mustard, Lettuce Wrap. Temp-Mod: Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Medium Well, Well Done. General Burger Add Ons: Add Tomatoes, Add Jalapenos: $0.50, Add Fried Egg: $1, Add Bacon: $1.50, Extra Patty: $2.
Bonus Thangs
Chedda Tots
$3.59
Homemade, chedda infused, tater tots.
Home Style Fries
$2.99
These are our skin on fries.
Rugrats
Chicken Tenders
$4.99
Three fried chicken tenders served with a side of sticks. Side: Homestyle Fries, Tots, No Side.
Mac n Cheese
$4.99
Macaroni covered in our homemade chedda whiz served with a side of sticks. Side: Homestyle Fries, Tots, No Side.
Thangs With Friends
Bad Cooper
$6.99
Homestyle Fries, Homemade Chedda Whiz, Bacon, Caramelized Onions, Fry Sauce. Bad Cooper Options: No Caramelized Onions, No Bacon, No Fry Sauce, No Cheddar Wizz.
Comfort Kid
$7.99
Fried brussels topped with chedda cheese, bbq pulled pork, an over easy egg, and sriracha mayo. Comfort Kid Options: No Pulled Pork, No Shredded Cheddar, No Fried Egg, No Sriracha Mayo, No BBQ.
Catering Thangs
Burger Box
$55.00
10 Old Faithfuls in one box! Limited time price, regularly priced at $75! Sorry, no substitutions/ modifications. Pickup only. Please allow at least an hour heads up.
Chip Box
$15.00
10 servings of our fresh, made to order chips! Limited time price, regularly priced at $30! Sorry, no substitutions/ modifications. Pickup only.