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Bert & Ernie's Dining Saloon & Grill
361 N Last Chance Gulch
Helena, MT 59601
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Main Menu
Appetizers
Artichoke Dip
$11.00
Served with a choice of epi bread or pita chips
Chicken Strips
$15.00
Four chicken strips served with a side of ranch and French fries
Nachos
$13.00
Choice of seasoned beef, chicken or buffalo chicken; tortilla chips, cheese, green onion, tomato, and olives, with sour cream and salsa
Irish Nachos
$13.00
Seasoned beef, chicken, or buffalo chicken with cheese, green onion, olives, and tomato on French fries with salsa and sour cream
Veggie Nachos
$13.00
Tortilla chips, broccoli, cauliflower, tomato, green onion, black olives, banana peppers, avocado and cheese
Wings
$15.00
Roasted and fried, tossed in your choice of sauce. Buffalo, Mild or Hot, or Chipotle BBQ
Shrimp Cocktail
$14.00
Chilled shrimp served with cocktail sauce and lemon
Sliced Chinese BBQ Pork
$14.00
Served with sesame seeds, cocktail sauce and spicy mustard
Portobello Mushrooms
$14.00
Sliced portobello mushrooms, breaded and fried, served with southwest sauce
Deep Fried Onion Rings
$8.00
Beer battered onion rings served with house sauce
Beef Sliders
$10.00
Three beef sliders with cheese, tomato, BBQ sauce and a sweet pickle
Sirloin Sliders
$13.00
Sirloin steak, wholegrain mustard, horseradish cream sauce and Swiss cheese
Crab Cake Sliders
$13.00
Two crab cake sliders with wasabi mayo and tomato
French Fries
$5.00Tortilla Chips and Salsa
$7.00Sweet Potato Fries
$6.00Salads
Made from scratch dressing: Ranch, bleu cheese, huckleberry vinaigrette, lemon vinaigrette, low-fat balsamic vinaigrette, tzatziki, Thousand Island, parmesan, chipotle ranch and honey mustard. Extra Dressing (2 oz) $1
Grilled Salmon Salad
$15.00
Fresh Atlantic salmon served with red onion, sliced egg, avocado, capers and tomato over field greens
Greek Salad
$14.00
Romaine lettuce with artichoke hearts, olives, tomato, feta cheese, red onion, radish, cucumber, tzatziki dressing with pita bread croutons
Southwest Chicken
$14.00
Blackened chicken, roasted corn relish, bleu cheese, tomato, field greens tossed with chipotle-ranch dressing
Crab Cake
$15.00
Crab cakes, field greens, fresh mango, onion, tomato, cucumber and olives tossed in a pineapple-cranberry vinaigrette
Brussels Sprout Salad
$14.00
Pork braised brussels sprouts served with pearl onions, tomato, goat cheese and toasted almonds on a bed of cabbage and spinach
Grilled Tuna
$16.00
Cabbage and field greens, peas, green onion, almonds, tomato and craisins tossed in a jalapeno-ginger vinaigrette. This is cooked rare unless you specify a temperature
Steak Salad
$17.00
Blackened sirloin on a bed of spinach, blueberries, cilantro, tomato and bleu cheese tossed in a tomatillo-lime dressing
Taco Salad
$14.00
Grilled chicken breast on a bed of romaine with roasted corn, tomato, olive, red onion, cheddar, cilantro and torilla strips tossed in a south coast ranch dressing
Roasted Pear
$14.00
Ginger and mint caramelized pear, toasted almonds, feta cheese and bacon with pear reduction sauce on a bed of spinach
Side Salad
$6.00
Field greens, radish, tomato and cucumber topped with parmesan cheese, craisins and toasted almonds
Deli Sandwiches
All of our deli sandwiches come with lettuce, mayo and a pickle spear. Bread Choice: Sour dough, whole wheat, rye, ciabatta or kaiser. Sides: French fries or potato chips. Sweet potato fries $2, Onion Rings $1, Side Salad $2, Cup of Soup $2. Add a Roll - $1
Build Your Own
$13.00
Choose one or two meats: honey glazed ham, salami, turkey, pepperoni, roast beef or pastrami. Choose one cheese: cheddar, Swiss, smoked gouda, pepper jack, mozzarella or smoked provolone. Choose veggies: lettuce, tomato, onion, sprouts, cucumbers, roasted red peppers, banana peppers or black olive
B & E
$13.00
Honey glazed ham, roasted turkey, Genoa salami with sliced tomatoes and house sauce on your choice of bread
- Extra Meat
- $1.00
- Extra Cheese
- $1.00
- Add Avocado
- $1.00
Italian Sub
$13.00
Salami, pepperoni, smoked provolone, banana peppers, red onions, tomato chutney, lettuce, seasoned oil on ciabatta bread
Garden Club
$12.00
Field greens, sprouts, red onion, cucumber and roasted red peppers served with dill cream cheese on your choice of bread
California BLT
$13.00
Hickory smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and avocado served on your choice of bread
Soup & Salad
- Bowl $10.00
- Cup $9.00
Bowl of Soup
$8.00Cup of Soup
$7.00Hot Sandwiches
Sides: French fries or Potato Chips. Sweet potato fries $2, Onion Rings $1, Side Salad $2, Cup of Soup $2
French Dip
$13.00
Sliced roast beef with au jus on Ciabatta bread
Bobcat
$14.00
Sliced roast beef with sautéed mushrooms, Swiss cheese and a side of au jus on Ciabatta bread
Reuben
$13.00
Pastrami, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and house sauce on toasted rye bread
Prime Rib
$16.00
Thin shaved Prime Rib with cheddar and a fresh herb roasted garlic aioli sauce. Served on Ciabatta bread
Gouda Chicken
$14.00
Grilled chicken, bacon, tomato and smoked gouda cheese. Served with creamy parmesan spread on a toasted kaiser bun
Curry Chicken
$14.00
Honey glazed curry chicken with red onion, sesame seeds and toasted sesame garlic aioli. Served on a toasted kaiser bun
Burgers
All of our burgers are 1/3 pound 100% grass fed angus
Build Your Own
$14.00
Toppings: Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, jalapenos. Choose one cheese: Swiss, cheddar, pepper jack, smoked gouda, or smoked provolone
- Add Sauteed Mushrooms or Onions for
- $0.75
- Add Bacon or Avocado for
- $1.50
Poblano Burger
$14.00
Poblano aioli, roasted red peppers and smoked gouda on a kaiser bun
Haymaker
$14.00
Ham, Swiss cheese and bleu cheese dressing on whole wheat Texas toast
Stuffed Burger
$15.00
1/2 lb burger stuffed with bacon, bleu cheese, sauteed onions and smoked gouda on a kaiser bun
Garden Burger
$14.00
Vegetarian patty, tomato, onion, sprouts, lettuce, mozzarella cheese and roasted red peppers on a kaiser bun
Chef Burger
$14.00
Cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ sauce topped with a fried egg and sauteed onions on a kaiser bun
Pasta
Served after 5:00pm
Mac and Cheese
Penne pasta with a three cheese cream sauce topped with herbed panko
- $24.00
- Add Either Chorizo For $26.00
- Add Chicken For $26.00
- Add Crab For $28.00
South Coast Pasta
$24.00
Penne pasta with blackened chicken, mushroom, bell pepper, onion and roasted tomato in a cajun cream sauce
Pesto-Fredo
$22.00
Penne pasta tossed in a pesto cream sauce with grilled chicken, roasted tomato and shaved parmesan
Seafood Pasta
$22.00
Seared scallops and shrimp over angel hair pasta with pablano crème cheese
Tuscan Pasta
$23.00
Grilled chicken over angel hair pasta, tossed in a bleu cheese cream sauce. Served with roasted tomatoes
Desserts
Carrot Cake
$8.00
Carrot cake with raisins, walnuts and cream cheese icing
Rich Double Chocolate Cake
$8.00
Layers of dark chocolate cake covered with triple chocolate frosting and chocolate flakes
Brownie
$5.00
Rich chocolate brownie, whipped topping, chocolate syrup and topped with a cherry
Brownie Sundae
$7.00
Rich vanilla ice cream, brownie, whipped topping, chocolate syrup and topped with a cherry
Pie
$5.00
Ask your server for the "Homemade - Pie of the Day"
- Make It a Ala Mode for
- $1.50
Ice Cream
Rich vanilla ice cream
- $3.00
- Two Scoops for $4.00
- Make it a Sundae for Just $5.00
Bleachers Pizza Menu
Toppings: pepperoni, Italian sausage, Canadian bacon, chicken, prosciutto, ham, bacon, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, roasted red peppers, broccoli, sundried tomatoes, pineapple, Greek olives, black olives, jalapenos, mushrooms, cheddar, feta, smoked gouda, pepper jack, mozzarella cheese
Calzones
$16.00
Any three toppings, two cheeses and your choice of sauce; red, pesto, alfredo, BBQ, or Thai
- Additional Toppings
- $2.00
Traditional
Any three toppings, two cheeses and your choice of sauce; red, pesto, alfredo, BBQ
- 10" $16.00
- 16" $24.00
- Additional Toppings
- $2.00
BBQ Chicken
BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, pineapple, diced red onions, mozzarella and cheddar cheese
- 10" $18.00
- 16" $26.00
Chicken Bacon and Ranch
White sauce, ranch dressing, chicken, bacon, mushrooms and tomatoes, with mozzarella cheese
- 10" $18.00
- 16" $26.00
Greek Veggie
Pesto, roasted red peppers, fresh tomatoes, red onion, artichoke hearts, Greek olives, feta, cheddar and mozzarella cheese
- 10" $18.00
- 16" $26.00
Helena Arsenal
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, Canadian bacon, black olives, green peppers, mushrooms, red sauce, cheddar and mozzarella cheese
- 10" $18.00
- 16" $26.00
Powder Hound
Pepperoni, Italian sausage and Canadian bacon, served with red sauce, cheddar and mozzarella cheese
- 10" $18.00
- 16" $26.00
Caprese
Creamy pesto sauce topped with fresh tomatoes, roasted garlic, parmesan and mozzarella cheese with balsamic reduction
- 10" $18.00
- 16" $26.00
Pepperoni Sticks
Red sauce, pepperoni, cheddar & mozzarella cheese
- 16" $13.00
Choose One Protein
Ribeye
$32.00
Grilled 12 oz. Ribeye with sautéed mushrooms & onions
Sirloin Steak
$25.00
Grilled 8 oz. Sirloin topped with compound butter
New York
$29.00
Grilled 10 oz. New York with wasabi butter
Roasted Chicken
$22.00
Seared Chicken baked with an herbed pan sauce
Pork Tenderloin
$24.00
Seared Pork with roasted apples
Salmon
$27.00
Seared Sockeye Salmon with grilled lemon
Duck
$27.00
Seared Duck with cherry and almond sauce
Featured Items
Served after 5:00pm. All entrées come with your choice of soup or salad
Prime Rib
$32.00
Friday and Saturday nights only. Hand-carved, 12 oz. cut of slow-roasted prime rib. Served with choice of vegetable and starch
Fish and Chips
$16.00
Hand-dipped cod - served with house fries and green chili aioli or tartar sauce. Served with choice of soup or salad
Veggie Medley
$19.00
Asparagus, zucchini, feta, couscous, tomatoes, peppers and onions. Served with choice of soup or salad
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General Info
Payment Types
All Major Cards
Cuisine
American - Traditional
Meals
Lunch
Dinner